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Bali Vacation: Part 2: Atomic Blondie!
by slord
Chapter 3 in Blondie's Adventures
_ChatGpt LOVES this married pair. Its slightly odd_. ----------------------------------------------------- Next Chapter: Emerald Fire The moonlight shimmered over the ocean, casting molten silver across the surface of the private lagoon beneath their overwater bungalow. The fa...
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Bali Vacation Part 1: Shark takes Blondie
by slord
Chapter 2 in Blondie's Adventures
_Thank Chatgpt for the story and me for the sex...._ Chapter: Paradise in a Bikini...or the Fantasy Destroyer…Blondie Dithers The sun blazed like a golden god above the turquoise horizon, and waves rolled in soft white plumes along the sparkling shore. Music drifted from a beac...
1 year ago 2,651 Words 3 Likes 217 Views -
Blondie is his arm candy at the club!
by slord
Chapter 5 in Blondie's Adventures
The valet watched the familiar Ferrari begin to pull down the long driveway. He knew rich old man Dithers's car just from sight and sound. He saw the old man who was beat red, and sweating. The car veered off onto the grass, but Dithers pulled it back as he made an approach. The...
6 years ago 2,014 Words 3 Likes 569 Views -
Introduction
by slord
Chapter 1 in Lady Liberators: Stuck in time!
alkerie and She-Hulk watched as the screen in the Avengers mansion lit up. It was a princess from the future who called to them. Princess Bertha pleaded to them to come help. "Who can we get to help," Valkerie asked, as the Avehgers and the X-men were on assignement. "There are...
8 years ago 296 Words 0 Likes 1,249 Views -
Gus and Sue Ellen's date
by slord
Chapter 6 in Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead! Sexy Style!
Rose was livid, as she sat in her office. Gus was blowing her off again. "I know hon," Rose said into the phone, "I got the flowers," she smelled the roses. "They're beautiful, but I was hoping we'd get some alone time." She heard Gus prattle on about a new client that he wanted...
9 years ago 718 Words 0 Likes 238 Views -
Blondie gets a job as a Yoga Instructor
by slord
Chapter 4 in Blondie's Adventures
Blondie Bumstead walked into Julius Dither's office with a plan. The secretary asked if she had an appointment, but Blondie said no, but had an offer she knew he couldn't refuse. The older secretary, who was jealous of Blondie's body buzzed Julius, "The wife of Dagwood is here, s...
9 years ago 1,047 Words 2 Likes 1,491 Views -
Blondie gets a job.
by slord
Chapter 5 in Mr. Dithers goes after Blondie
Blondie Bumstead walked into Julius Dither's office with a plan. The secretary asked if she had an appointment, but Blondie said no, but had an offer she knew he couldn't refuse. The older secretary, who was jealous of Blondie's body buzzed Julius, "The wife of Dagwood is here, s...
9 years ago 1,046 Words 1 Likes 2,072 Views -
The Next Day
by slord
Chapter 4 in Mr. Dithers goes after Blondie
(Credit: RSMITH) Blondie felt excited the next day. She really wanted to see Julius again after their sexual tryst. She wanted more of him and she couldn't wait until she met him at his office. After taking a quick bath, she dressed up. This wasn't more that a dress-to-impress m...
9 years ago 238 Words 2 Likes 1,301 Views -
Double Trouble
by slord
Chapter 4 in Mr. Dithers goes after Blondie
(Credit Bonkers) Julius Dithers just couldn't get enough of his new lover of Blondie Bumstead was the only female to keep up with long hard sex drive as their secret taboo affair became intense. Blondie was just tired of her husband quick coitus of dumping his load into her to...
9 years ago 413 Words 2 Likes 3,784 Views -
New Lover Fun
by slord
Chapter 4 in Mr. Dithers goes after Blondie
(Credit: Bonkers) Blondie just couldn't believe it of how a man who was older than her grandfather could have so much stamina of a young man; watching Dithers over ner bare sweaty shoulder of felling another explosive orgasm overtake her for the sixth time in a row, while he din...
9 years ago 437 Words 1 Likes 1,227 Views -
Kitchen
by slord
Chapter 3 in Mr. Dithers goes after Blondie
(Credit to RSmith) Julius kept on kissing Blondie. They slowly work their way towards the kitchen. He licked the sweat off of her cleavage. She quickly took her top off, exposing her firm, supple breasts. She removed her thong and throws both pieces towards the sink. He pressed...
9 years ago 528 Words 2 Likes 1,979 Views -
Sofa Sex
by slord
Chapter 3 in Mr. Dithers goes after Blondie
(Credit to RSMith) Julius was unusually silent with the occasional grunt and monosyllabic responses. "Here," he said as he pushed her into the sofa. She squealed and giggled as her body plopped down on the cushions. Now he was the one lunging towards her as he gently tugged on h...
9 years ago 658 Words 1 Likes 2,315 Views -
Courtship of Blondie
by slord
Chapter 2 in Mr. Dithers goes after Blondie
(Not my chapter, its from the old site, but the guy didn't post it here. Credit to RSmith) Julius would send Dagwood on marathon business trips. This would help him woo Blondie even further. Everyday for the past month after spiking that first drink, He would visit Blondie's hom...
9 years ago 337 Words 3 Likes 3,688 Views -
Old and young office fun!
by slord
Chapter 5 in Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead! Sexy Style!
(Just so everyone knows Sue-Ellen is Christina Applegate circa Kelly Bundy in her prime for reference. Watch the movie and this story will make sense) Sue Ellen Crandal closed the door to Gus Brandon's office. She was sure she was in clear, when Carolyn appeared right before her...
9 years ago 1,770 Words 0 Likes 360 Views -
Leia's new fate
by slord
Chapter 7 in Star Wars
Leia sat in her new quarters inside the Star Jewel, Jabba's Ship. She was sobbing, she had returned to the club in time to stop the new feed from displaying her shame. She wasn't sure how much people had seen, but it was enough for them to recognize her. She couldn't let the repu...
10 years ago 498 Words 1 Likes 766 Views -
Kaa completes the ritual
by slord
Chapter 9 in Invisible Woman in the Savage Land (Adult Story)
The dancers swayed to the thumping music, as the shamans recite incantations. Swarms of tribespeople began to hum and bow up and down, as the mighty Kaa, they're god slithered to his new mate. She would become their goddess and bear Kaa's seed. The Naagin would be born to rule th...
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Gus pust a spanish fly in her drink
by slord
Chapter 4 in Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead! Sexy Style!
Sue-Ellen sat crossed legged as she felt uncomfortable across from the lecherous old Gus. She knew she shouldn't be here alone with him, but the meeting had gone well. And she didn't want to be cooped up in her hotel room all alone. She was away on a business vacation, and there...
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She gets use to the role
by slord
Chapter 3 in Mr. Dithers goes after Blondie
She began using a feather duster to wipe down the old books. The creepy old Mr. Dithers, Dagwood's boss stared. Blondie felt odd at first, but settled into her role. It was her job after all. She actually found it rather funny to tease the old man. She caught him staring in a m...
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The Chief uses his tongue to make Sue submit more!
by slord
Chapter 21 in Invisible Woman in the Savage Land (Adult Story)
Susan's mind was in a haze. She didn't want this, yet, her body was betraying her. The Frog chief had blew a powerful aphrodisiac in her face. She was now alone in the tent with this old, fat frogman. She was thrown down to the makeshift bed. The frog chief watched the girl...
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Wedding day!
by slord
Chapter 4 in Jane Jetson: Spacely's new Assistant
George Jetson couldn't believe this. His new girlfriend, the former Stella Spacely, a fat old shrew insisted that they attend the event. He had not wanted to go to this wedding. But her insistence was persuasive. Further, everyone at his office would be there. A few days ago, whe...
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