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Tell Kyle’s mom she can earn the privilege of eating out Maria by pleasuring your cock
Chapter 11 in Trevor Fucks
You push Kyle’s MILF onto your dick. “If you want to eat Maria’s pussy, you can prove it to me by pleasuring me first.” Then, just to show her who’s boss, you have Maria straddle your face and you drink from her delicious pussy like it’s priceless nectar. Kyle’s mom eyes her en...
5 years ago 234 Words 13 Likes 2,537 Views -
Tell Candice to shut up, it’s time to fuck
Chapter 6 in Trevor Fucks
“Enough with this bitch Patrick, I literally could not give two fucks about him,” you say, “Let him rot in the closet for all I care.” You grab Candice by the hips and swing her close to you. Her big tits are pressed against your chest. You lean into to kiss her, all while squee...
5 years ago 241 Words 4 Likes 1,628 Views -
Make Patrick your bitch
Chapter 5 in Trevor Fucks
“Patrick, you’re going to be our bitch,” she says, deviously. Patrick gulps. First, she makes Patrick close the store. He protests that corporate will fire him for this, but she laughs and says she doesn’t care. Next, she tells Patrick he needs to think about what he did. And s...
5 years ago 238 Words 1 Likes 1,923 Views -
Go tell Candice that her boss is perving on her
Chapter 4 in Trevor Fucks
No way you’re going to keep this from Candice. Even though she’s busy, you walk up to her and tell her what you saw. “Manager Patrick has been taking secret pictures of your rack,” you say. Her face goes beet red. “WHAT?!” You bring her over to the officer and bust open the do...
5 years ago 217 Words 1 Likes 2,009 Views -
Sit down in the waiting area until Candice can take her break
Chapter 3 in Trevor Fucks
You sit down in the waiting area, watching Candice work. Your cock is so fucking hard, it’s insane the bitch is making you wait. Whatever. Let the cum curdle in your balls. You’ll get a chance to shoot it into Candice soon. Out of boredom, you peer into the manager’s office. Pat...
5 years ago 242 Words 1 Likes 2,256 Views -
Introduction
Chapter 1 in Trevor Fucks
You’re Trevor Felden, 19 year old dishwasher at the Chili’s in Downtown Cincinnati, and you want to fuck. It’s 10am on a Saturday morning and you are on your bed, phone in one hand, half-hard cock in the other. You’re holding your chubbie at the base, encouraging it, though it’s...
5 years ago 246 Words 25 Likes 19,043 Views -
Text Candice, the hot Chili’s hostess
Chapter 2 in Trevor Fucks
You’re still dreaming about the feeling of Candice’s bouncing big breasts in your hands and she rode you in the back of her car last week. Damn, that girl’s got a good body. Your cock twitches in excitement. _What’s up baby girl, you around today?_ A response within seconds. Sh...
5 years ago 288 Words 3 Likes 4,536 Views -
Text Maria, the girlfriend of your best friend Kyle
Chapter 2 in Trevor Fucks
The other night you were hanging with your buddy Kyle when his new girlfriend came by to pick him up. She took one step through the door and you thought, holy jugs were those tits big. Kyle’s normally a big poser pussy who follows you around like you’re God himself, how did a pat...
5 years ago 235 Words 15 Likes 6,786 Views -
Put the phone down and go talk to your MILF mom Celina
Chapter 2 in Trevor Fucks
Your mom Celina is laying on her bed in her room wearing just a purple silk robe. God, she really does have the proportions of a porn star, something you remember being told countless times growing up. It doesn’t help that the fold of her robe is open, giving you a full view of h...
5 years ago 291 Words 9 Likes 7,632 Views -
Tell Candice you’re hard now, and take her out to her car
Chapter 3 in Trevor Fucks
“Patrick can go eat a dick,” you say, grabbing her by the waist. At your immense height, you tower over her and you can tell she’s getting aroused at your touch. “I need to fuck.” “Yes sir,” she coos, and you grin. You take her to the back of her car and get in first, letting he...
5 years ago 254 Words 6 Likes 3,185 Views -
Come up with a more polite way to seduce Maria.
Chapter 3 in Trevor Fucks
You decide it’s better to play Maria the long game, so rather than send a dick pic, you ask a question. _So Maria, what are you into?_ The next few texts are all weird in another language. Boku No Hero Academia. Shingeki No Kyojin. Neon Genesis Evangelion. Fuck, is she into tha...
5 years ago 275 Words 16 Likes 5,904 Views -
Offer to come over to Kyle’s place with the sword.
Chapter 4 in Trevor Fucks
You tell Maria you know Kyle’s parents’ place and you could definitely drop by with the sword this morning. She sends back a heart-eyed cat emoji, and you know you’ve got one finger on the waistband of her panties, metaphorically speaking. You grab the sword from the attic and d...
5 years ago 276 Words 16 Likes 5,509 Views -
Say you can show her how it works
Chapter 5 in Trevor Fucks
“Come on, let’s go to the backyard and I’ll show you.” Kyle’s just come back with your beer, so he begrudgingly follows everyone out to the backyard where you’ll demonstrate your skills. “You have to practice for the hours I have to get this good,” you say, “But watch this.” F...
5 years ago 262 Words 14 Likes 5,381 Views -
Maria’s obviously thinking about your cock. Let’s see how the rest of the day goes now…
Chapter 6 in Trevor Fucks
Everyone pulls their pants back up and you head back inside. Kyle’s mom’s got lunch on the table, though obviously everything is different. Kyle looks like a housebroken puppy, Maria’s standing as close to you as possible. Kyle’s mom’s got a look that seems to say, If only I was...
5 years ago 255 Words 15 Likes 5,621 Views -
Try to get Kyle and his dad out of the house so you can fuck the ladies.
Chapter 7 in Trevor Fucks
You’re too hard and horny to wait much longer. There are two fine women in this house, and the sooner you can get Kyle and his dad out, the sooner you can prod both of them with your cock. “Hey Kyle,” you say, “Did you see the news? There’s some kind of riot going on over in Eva...
5 years ago 267 Words 10 Likes 4,039 Views -
Get Maria alone and find a way into her panties.
Chapter 8 in Trevor Fucks
“Hey Maria,” you say, “I know you’re into anime. Why don’t we go upstairs and you can show me some of your favorite ones?” “Ooo, yes!” Maria replied, clapping her hands together. You can see her pupils dilating at the chance to indulge in her passion. “Clean all this up,” you s...
5 years ago 268 Words 9 Likes 3,679 Views -
Assert yourself over the men so they submit to your authority
Chapter 7 in Trevor Fucks
“You know what?” you say suddenly, “We should play a game. It’s been a while since I’ve had some fun. What do you say?” “I love games,” Maria says, “What were you thinking?” “I know Kyle, you and your dad consider yourself poker masters. Why not poker?” “Poker’s not a game for...
5 years ago 255 Words 18 Likes 4,721 Views -
Tell Kyle he’s a loser, you’ve already got Maria, you want him out of the way so you can focus on getting his mom
Chapter 8 in Trevor Fucks
“Kyle, don’t be a sore loser. You don’t have any chips, you should just go back to your room and wait for all this to end.” To your surprise, your friend actually listens to your command, the wimp obeying you in his own home. Maria doesn’t even say goodbye, comfortably pressing h...
5 years ago 240 Words 19 Likes 4,317 Views -
Fuck it. You want to cum in Celina’s drink
Chapter 3 in Trevor Fucks
Fuck it. You’re already hard and Celina’s being a bitch. Time to give ol’ mom a taste of your salty nuts. You fish your cock out of your boxers and dunk the tip into your mom’s smoothie. You spread some of it onto your cock’s shaft to lube up. As you stand in the kitchen, cock i...
5 years ago 269 Words 9 Likes 5,806 Views -
Cover your mom in cum
Chapter 4 in Trevor Fucks
You’re rock hard and ready to blow. Time to use your mom Celina like the cum dumpster she is. You march upstairs holding the thing tight at its base. She’s still snapping her bubble gum when you walk in and she sees that fat red cock of yours pointing right at her. “Trevor, wha...
5 years ago 286 Words 9 Likes 4,882 Views
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