About me
- Gender
- Male
- Birthday
- November 30, 1988
- Location
- United States of America
- Homepage
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Get to know me better
- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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... like nothing, I /have/ to work my ass off
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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myths, fantasy, sci-fi, children's lit., graphic novels, noir, or ancient literature
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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The Wild and Wacky One-eyed Wonder Weasel
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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Excellsior!
- I write erotica because
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I want to practice my writing before I put something in a real book, and, yeah, not getting any.
- In conclusion, I am
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a Prophet.
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Branch Architect
Published 250 chapters.
Writing Gold Earned Jun 15, 2026 -
Scene Crafter
Published 10 chapters.
Writing Bronze Earned Jun 15, 2026 -
Page Turner
Received 250 likes on published content.
Reception Gold Earned Mar 8, 2022 -
Prolific Writer
Published 100 chapters.
Writing Silver Earned Jun 27, 2018 -
Steady Writer
Published 30 chapters.
Writing Bronze Earned Jun 27, 2018 -
Fan Favorite
Received 100 likes on published content.
Reception Silver Earned Jun 27, 2018 -
Crowd Pleaser
Received 25 likes on published chapters.
Reception Bronze Earned Jun 27, 2018 -
First Like
Received first like on a published chapter.
Reception Starter Earned Jun 27, 2018 -
First Chapter
Published first chapter.
Writing Starter Earned Jun 27, 2018 -
First Story
Published first story.
Writing Starter Earned Jun 27, 2018 -
Founding Author
Member since CHYOA's earliest days.
Legacy Legacy Earned Nov 30, 2015
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