maester

Really Really Experienced

maester was last seen:: In another dimension

Gender:: Male

Birthday:: November 30, 1988

Location:: United States of America

Homepage:: -

When I'm not writing erotica I like to: ... like nothing, I /have/ to work my ass off

When I'm not reading erotica I like to read: myths, fantasy, sci-fi, children's lit., graphic novels, noir, or ancient literature

My favorite word for "penis" is: The Wild and Wacky One-eyed Wonder Weasel

My favorite word for "vagina" is: Excellsior!

I write erotica because: I want to practice my writing before I put something in a real book, and, yeah, not getting any.

In conclusion, I am: a Prophet.