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Sunday- Epilogue
by ldnldn
Chapter 12 in Detective Laura and the ENF files
We never could recover all our clothes, but Lavania had one last trick waiting for us. She somehow recovered our stolen luggage from the cult and sent it back to our hotel... with only one outfit for each of us, along with an invitation. Apparently, she was putting on a show in...
1 month ago 589 Words 5 Likes 75 Views -
The Festival Finale
by ldnldn
Chapter 11 in Detective Laura and the ENF files
The town was full of life that morning. Confetti papers flew all over the air as people gathered to watch the parade of floats commemorating the town’s history. Well, that, and to watch us, apparently. Turns out covering a pair of naked breasts with a pair of butts isn’t exactly...
1 month ago 2,759 Words 4 Likes 86 Views -
Early Saturday- The Calm Before The Storm
by ldnldn
Chapter 10 in Detective Laura and the ENF files
“Where are our sheets?!” I yelled, finding my hotel room inexorably empty. The only explanation was a little note. “Sorry. We had a fire accident in the laundry machine! Your luggage was burned, but don’t worry, we already reimbursed you for the trouble. Un-fucking-beliveable!”...
1 month ago 731 Words 2 Likes 65 Views -
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A Prison Visit
by ldnldn
Chapter 9 in Detective Laura and the ENF files
Anyway, we reached the “prison” on the outskirts of town. A place fittingly built on the ruins of a Roman outpost. I guess building a proper prison was too expensive for this little town. Even more fittingly, half of it was a museum dedicated to medieval punishments practiced in...
1 month ago 1,271 Words 3 Likes 84 Views -
Friday Shopping
by ldnldn
Chapter 8 in Detective Laura and the ENF files
“What do you mean you don´t have any clothes for us?!” I screamed, slapping the counter. Annie and I were standing in a local clothing store wearing, well, the morning papers. This time I was covering my tits with a picture of... themselves. Annie covered hers with a stretched p...
1 month ago 878 Words 2 Likes 77 Views -
Thursday Night
by ldnldn
Chapter 7 in Detective Laura and the ENF files
To say we spent a long time chasing our clothes would be an understatement. To say I took a tour of the town was not. Under any other circumstance, I would probably have given up a long time already, but without that shirt... without those sweats flying in the breeze like a waywa...
1 month ago 1,061 Words 4 Likes 85 Views -
Thursday At the Beach
by ldnldn
Chapter 6 in Detective Laura and the ENF files
I´m not ashamed to say that I moaned as I sank my feet into the soft sands of the beach, or, well, the facsimile of a beach on the local riverbank. It was technically the one place we could go in our underwear, as everywhere else had that annoying “no shoes, no shirt” policy. Yo...
1 month ago 965 Words 4 Likes 99 Views -
Wednesday
by ldnldn
Chapter 5 in Detective Laura and the ENF files
“This wasn´t an accident. I think… I think those wasps were after us. Specifically.” We were sitting at a little coffee shop, enjoying breakfast. People gave us weird looks, but how could they not? I was going barefoot and wearing booty shorts with pajama tops. Annie was likewis...
1 month ago 719 Words 2 Likes 119 Views -
Tuesday-A Calming Picnic
by ldnldn
Chapter 4 in Detective Laura and the ENF files
I found myself sitting in the middle of the English countryside once more as I lacked any better distractions. My pants were replaced by a pair of shorts, and pajama slippers covered my feet. My wardrobe was getting thinner. I packed light for the trip, but I swear I brought mor...
1 month ago 848 Words 0 Likes 57 Views -
Tuesday-A Calming Picnic
by ldnldn
Chapter 4 in Detective Laura and the ENF files
I found myself sitting in the middle of the English countryside once more as I lacked any better distractions. My pants were replaced by a pair of shorts, and pajama slippers covered my feet. My wardrobe was getting thinner. I packed light for the trip, but I swear I brought mor...
1 month ago 848 Words 2 Likes 95 Views -
Monday- A Relaxing Stroll
by ldnldn
Chapter 3 in Detective Laura and the ENF files
“Ugh, why couldn´t the wizard-” “Magician.” “Whatever. Why couldn´t she have tried to scam people in Mallorca? Or, you know, anywhere actually interesting?!” “Come on, boss, these nature walks are really fun. Isn´t all this fresh air wonderful?” Annie and I were walking acros...
1 month ago 913 Words 2 Likes 127 Views -
The English Vacation
by ldnldn
Chapter 2 in Detective Laura and the ENF files
“Your days of magical malaise and terrifying tricks are over, Lady Lavania!” Annie pointed her finger at the stage while I rolled my eyes. “Annie, we aren´t superheroes, just tell her she is under arrest.” I fixed my gaze on the other side of the gaudy stage. Its pink colors an...
1 month ago 1,439 Words 4 Likes 185 Views -
Epilogue- Lily puts on a show
by ldnldn
Chapter 20 in Detective Laura and the ENF files
With Mimi in tow, we returned to the auditorium. Laura and Annie’s job wasn’t the only poetic payback going on. A naked Lily was haggling tomatoes atop the stage as per the drama club challenge. The mob still blamed her for almost losing their life savings so they made her take M...
2 years ago 320 Words 10 Likes 354 Views -
A naked Laura marches the kidnapper to the station
by ldnldn
Chapter 19 in Detective Laura and the ENF files
My wet feet stepped out of the water, Mimi’s trailing behind me. The shower had been great, and not a trace of that damnable powder remained. In front of us, two whole outfits waited for us to wear them, their previous owners standing butt naked behind them. “You have a whole co...
2 years ago 374 Words 9 Likes 295 Views -
The Kidnapper Revealed
by ldnldn
Chapter 18 in Detective Laura and the ENF files
What waited for us below was a sack, like the ones used to carry potatoes around to the market. Mimi and I squealed as our naked bodies pushed each other into our linen prison. Honestly, I think we squirmed a bit more than we needed to get more of that sweet scratching release fr...
2 years ago 722 Words 7 Likes 237 Views -
The big show
by ldnldn
Chapter 17 in Detective Laura and the ENF files
“What’s going is that you’ll put on a show for us. Each member of the coalition has chosen a task that you will perform on stage, live-streamed, and you won’t be able to leave until you finish. For starters, the basketball team will like you to pull a three-pointer, and each time...
2 years ago 347 Words 7 Likes 280 Views -
An intimate wait
by ldnldn
Chapter 16 in Detective Laura and the ENF files
“Damnit Laura, I can’t believe you betrayed me!” I snarled. “I demand a refund!” “You know this girl? What, is she another cousin of your surprisingly diverse family?” Lily asked. “Something like that… Sorry, Rebecca, the job’s still on, so no refunds.” “How can the job be sti...
2 years ago 668 Words 7 Likes 257 Views -
Hiding in the locker with Mimi
by ldnldn
Chapter 15 in Detective Laura and the ENF files
I always thought Laura was exaggerating when she complained about her hair-drier ride, but being in a similarly cramped situation, I have to admit that this is pretty uncomfortable. For the first time in my life, I wish I had a smaller ass. My butt cheeks kept rubbing on the cold...
2 years ago 405 Words 6 Likes 245 Views -
Rebecca goes to save Mimi but loses her clothes
by ldnldn
Chapter 14 in Detective Laura and the ENF files
“What are those idiots doing?!” I finished the rest of my coffee in one swig as I kept staring at the cameras, not fully believing what I was seeing. Mimi was shaking inside some bushes, her red ass sticking out. She was only wearing a pair of bunny ears and her glasses. The dra...
2 years ago 688 Words 6 Likes 298 Views
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