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- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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- My favorite word for "penis" is
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meatspear.
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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'the gates of love castle.'
- I write erotica because
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the imagination has more options than porn ever has.
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A red carpet event
by kloayka
Chapter 7 in John's Embarrassing Adventure
{first\_name}'s world contracts as the world holds its breath around him. His jaw drops and eyes widen into circles. Then comes the first flash, which turns into a cascade of lights as what has to be every photographer in a thousand miles starts capturing every square milimeter o...
4 months ago 227 Words 2 Likes 367 Views -
The park... in a meeting of 'The Patrarchy Punishers'
by kloayka
Chapter 7 in John's Embarrassing Adventure
{first\_name} coughs. It's already hard to breathe because of his panic and the sudden sprint, but one look around him sends his heart into the space where his brain should be. He spins his beet-red face first one way and then the other, taking in the loose crowd of women in whic...
4 months ago 528 Words 2 Likes 385 Views -
'Getting dressed?' That means...
by kloayka
Chapter 9 in John's Embarrassing Adventure
{first\_name} starts on the tasks but after a minute, freezes. *If she's getting changed, maybe I can get my key while she's in the bathroom.* He puts the wine back down and creeps upstairs. He whispers a quiet prayer to any gods who might be listening and then twists the knob o...
4 months ago 124 Words 2 Likes 486 Views -
Something pink under the sofa
by kloayka
Chapter 10 in John's Embarrassing Adventure
{first\_name} heads over to the sofa and reaches underneath, feeling whatever it is bounce off his fingers and roll away. Frowning and bending down farther, he reaches deep under the sofa, feeling around until his hand closes around something hard, smooth, and plastic. He is jus...
4 months ago 214 Words 5 Likes 473 Views -
Something red under the sofa
by kloayka
Chapter 10 in John's Embarrassing Adventure
*What's that?* {first\_name} kneels down and reaches under the sofa, closing his hand around something soft. It's fabric, silky, smooth, and small, and now it's caught on something. He pulls and wiggles it gently, trying to dislodge whatever it is, but then jolts, tearing it free...
4 months ago 211 Words 5 Likes 461 Views -
He manages his tasks well for now.
by kloayka
Chapter 9 in John's Embarrassing Adventure
{first\_name} begins working his way through the list, very distracted but very focused on not angering his mother while she still has his key. He has to get free, if nothing else. He has to. He starts with the drinks. He pours the wine through the aerators into their decanters...
4 months ago 354 Words 5 Likes 554 Views -
Prep for a little sales party
by kloayka
Chapter 8 in John's Embarrassing Adventure
{first\_name} follows her downstairs, partly because of her insistence, but also in the sour hope of keeping track of the key. *It's in her pocket, right? It's not lost, right?* In the kitchen, she turns to him and sees him staring at her lower body. "Ahem? Look here. I want to...
4 months ago 261 Words 6 Likes 645 Views -
Panic and run
by kloayka
Chapter 6 in John's Embarrassing Adventure
The moment is too much. He's not thinking. He's horny, , and near hysterical. He runs. He runs down the stairs. He runs out the door. He runs past the neighbors. He runs past the end of the street. He runs past the nearly naked forms of women he'd previously have given...
4 months ago 127 Words 5 Likes 681 Views -
No
by kloayka
Chapter 7 in John's Embarrassing Adventure
{first\_name} almost screamed. The key had fallen, but might as well have fallen into a black hole. He had reached to catch it and instead sent it flying. Now it could be anywhere. His window was even open a bit. It might even have gone theough. "What are you doing?"
4 months ago 49 Words 6 Likes 530 Views -
Yes, but no
by kloayka
Chapter 7 in John's Embarrassing Adventure
"{first\_name}? Oh, there you are. What are you doing?" His mother came over. "Never mind. I just came to tell you, Charlotte said she'd go bring your clothes back. Apparently she hid them at her friend's house. In the mean time, you'll just have to wear that." "What? No. I can'...
4 months ago 157 Words 9 Likes 834 Views -
"Charlotte!"
by kloayka
Chapter 6 in John's Embarrassing Adventure
He yelled for his sister and headed for her room. "Charl--!" He stopped as he opened the door and found her room empty despite having seen her enter not long before. "Charlotte?" He looked around for a moment but had no idea what to do. Then there was a giggle. "Charlotte?" "O...
4 months ago 353 Words 8 Likes 915 Views -
His computer is awake
by kloayka
Chapter 5 in John's Embarrassing Adventure
John looked at the now lit screen of his computer and hmmed quietly. He hadn't left that on, had he? He went over and wondered what she had been doing but nothing was on screen. That was the key, though. Even the browser window he had left open was closed. He swore quietly. Had...
4 months ago 159 Words 9 Likes 1,082 Views -
Not actually as young as you feel
by kloayka
Chapter 5 in What a Predicament
Glenn grabbed the last piece, the remote, and returned smiling like a demon. He bent down to connect it to the port at the base and was suddenly surprised when he felt something in his back release, lowering him into a deeper stoop. He stood up, wondering what had happened. A slo...
4 years ago 481 Words 2 Likes 289 Views -
She's going for a ride
by kloayka
Chapter 4 in What a Predicament
Glenn looked at Lara with a sly sidelong smirk and she shivered slightly. It was a different dirty look than she ever usually got from him. "Strip," he said. Her eyes widened a little but she obeyed with a smile, turning it into a tease. She spun and wiggled, showing off her bo...
4 years ago 294 Words 1 Likes 298 Views -
The impaler
by kloayka
Chapter 3 in What a Predicament
The largest object in the box on a single dimension was also the shiniest, a dildo. This wasn't exactly a normal dildo, though. The length was a over 18", though not all of that was intended to be inserted, of course. The insertable end was about a foot long of rubber coated rod,...
4 years ago 214 Words 1 Likes 329 Views -
On pointe
by kloayka
Chapter 2 in What a Predicament
Glenn shook slightly as he brought the box inside. He was nervous and excited, more than he had been ever before. "Is that the stuff?" asked Lara. He nodded and grabbed a set of scissors to slit the tape. Opening the flaps he stared. Inside was the leather, rubber and steel of...
4 years ago 225 Words 1 Likes 528 Views -
Introduction
by kloayka
Chapter 1 in What a Predicament
There are many ways for a person to get stuck.
4 years ago 10 Words 0 Likes 1,513 Views -
it down
by kloayka
Chapter 2 in What a Predicament
Glenn shook slightly as he brought the box inside. He was nervous and excited, more than he had been ever before. "Is that the stuff?" asked Lara. He nodded and grabbed a set of scissors to slit the tape. Opening the flaps he stared. Inside was the leather, rubber and steel of...
4 years ago 225 Words 1 Likes 613 Views -
Ring gag
by kloayka
Chapter 3 in What a Predicament
Lara reached into the box and grabbed a smaller piece, pulling it free of the rest. It was a steel ring with a flare on one side mounted into the middle of a strap with a system to lock it down with a small luggage lock. She felt her throat constrict. She had sucked Glenn's dick...
4 years ago 138 Words 1 Likes 501 Views -
It's DnD night
by kloayka
Chapter 4 in What a Predicament
"I mean, yeah, but Wendy and Coleman will be here in like an hour." He frowned for a moment and then his smirk returned. "An hour should be long enough," he said and leaned in to whisper, "You won't need a voice for DnD, will you? What will you tell them when they ask why you're...
4 years ago 113 Words 1 Likes 437 Views
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