kloayka
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- kloayka was last seen:
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- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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- My favorite word for "penis" is
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meatspear.
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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'the gates of love castle.'
- I write erotica because
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the imagination has more options than porn ever has.
- In conclusion, I am
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A red carpet event by kloayka
Chapter 7 in John's Embarrassing Adventure
{first\_name}'s world contracts as the world holds its breath around him. His jaw drops and eyes widen into circles. Then comes the first flash, which turns into a cascade of lights as what has to be every photographer in a thousand miles starts capturing every square milimeter o...
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The park... in a meeting of 'The Patrarchy Punishers' by kloayka
Chapter 7 in John's Embarrassing Adventure
{first\_name} coughs. It's already hard to breathe because of his panic and the sudden sprint, but one look around him sends his heart into the space where his brain should be. He spins his beet-red face first one way and then the other, taking in the loose crowd of women in whic...
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'Getting dressed?' That means... by kloayka
Chapter 9 in John's Embarrassing Adventure
{first\_name} starts on the tasks but after a minute, freezes. *If she's getting changed, maybe I can get my key while she's in the bathroom.* He puts the wine back down and creeps upstairs. He whispers a quiet prayer to any gods who might be listening and then twists the knob o...
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Something pink under the sofa by kloayka
Chapter 10 in John's Embarrassing Adventure
{first\_name} heads over to the sofa and reaches underneath, feeling whatever it is bounce off his fingers and roll away. Frowning and bending down farther, he reaches deep under the sofa, feeling around until his hand closes around something hard, smooth, and plastic. He is jus...
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Something red under the sofa by kloayka
Chapter 10 in John's Embarrassing Adventure
*What's that?* {first\_name} kneels down and reaches under the sofa, closing his hand around something soft. It's fabric, silky, smooth, and small, and now it's caught on something. He pulls and wiggles it gently, trying to dislodge whatever it is, but then jolts, tearing it free...
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He manages his tasks well for now. by kloayka
Chapter 9 in John's Embarrassing Adventure
{first\_name} begins working his way through the list, very distracted but very focused on not angering his mother while she still has his key. He has to get free, if nothing else. He has to. He starts with the drinks. He pours the wine through the aerators into their decanters...
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Prep for a little sales party by kloayka
Chapter 8 in John's Embarrassing Adventure
{first\_name} follows her downstairs, partly because of her insistence, but also in the sour hope of keeping track of the key. *It's in her pocket, right? It's not lost, right?* In the kitchen, she turns to him and sees him staring at her lower body. "Ahem? Look here. I want to...
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Panic and run by kloayka
Chapter 6 in John's Embarrassing Adventure
The moment is too much. He's not thinking. He's horny, , and near hysterical. He runs. He runs down the stairs. He runs out the door. He runs past the neighbors. He runs past the end of the street. He runs past the nearly naked forms of women he'd previously have given...
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No by kloayka
Chapter 7 in John's Embarrassing Adventure
{first\_name} almost screamed. The key had fallen, but might as well have fallen into a black hole. He had reached to catch it and instead sent it flying. Now it could be anywhere. His window was even open a bit. It might even have gone theough. "What are you doing?"
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- 477 Views
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Yes, but no by kloayka
Chapter 7 in John's Embarrassing Adventure
"{first\_name}? Oh, there you are. What are you doing?" His mother came over. "Never mind. I just came to tell you, Charlotte said she'd go bring your clothes back. Apparently she hid them at her friend's house. In the mean time, you'll just have to wear that." "What? No. I can'...
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