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New Orders: Lauren "Bobo the Clown" Boebert
by ffq
Chapter 6 in FFQ Caption Collection
 "Eugh." Lauren Boebert took another drag of her cigarette. Reeking of smoke and stale McDonald's fries, she stood outside the alley she called home and gazed around in search of clients. Back in her days as first a restaurant owner, and the...
2 months ago 445 Words 0 Likes 172 Views -
Chaser
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Chapter 7 in The Celeb Handler
"Wait, come back here," Jack said. "Okay," Ingrid Michaelson replied, with the cum still dripping down her face. "There was that one song you did... what was it? Ah yes, *Girls Chase Boys*." She nodded vigorously, causing even more jizz to slide. "That's right. It was a breaku...
5 months ago 162 Words 3 Likes 129 Views -
New Orders: Kristi Noem, ICE Bitch
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Chapter 5 in FFQ Caption Collection
 Kristi Noem's tenure as the White House Skank lasted longer than anyone expected. Two years worth of sucking, fucking, sleazing her way around on camera with nary a shower or shave, but the novelty - and the president's interest in it - wore...
6 months ago 662 Words 2 Likes 338 Views -
Mad Libs with Imogen Heap
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Chapter 3 in The Celeb Handler
“What the heck is this?” A guy, John, said as he picked up a sheet of paper on the sidewalk. The blanks reminded him of the classic Mad Libs he messed with as a kid, but without any indicators to the type of word he should use. He considered tossing it aside and moving on with h...
6 months ago 291 Words 1 Likes 352 Views -
Meghann Fahy
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Chapter 2 in The Celeb Handler
 When he arrived on the red carpet, Jack was fortunate to find Meghann Fahy wearing the exact same dress and hairstyle as in the movie she was here to debut: Drop. Initial reviews praised the acting and suspense, but he only had one reason fo...
1 year ago 210 Words 2 Likes 546 Views -
Riley Gaines' Topless Swim
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Chapter 4 in FFQ Caption Collection
 "Now for our special guest competing in the Men's 200yds Freestyle, Riley Gaines!" She emerged from the men's locker room, smiling and waving to the energetic crowd. Between the leering eyes and horny wo...
1 year ago 787 Words 4 Likes 500 Views -
Riley Gaines
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Chapter 3 in FFQ Caption Collection
Riley Marie Gaines Barker (née Gaines; born April 21, 2000) is an American transphobe, conservative political activist and former swimmer, known for campaigning against the participation of trans women in women's sports. As a 12-time NCAA All-American, she competed for the Univer...
1 year ago 89 Words 0 Likes 439 Views -
Lillian Holley, Ass of Crown Point (pt 2)
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Chapter 6 in FFQ Caption Collection
 "And now for our guest of dishonor, the Ass of Crown Point!" Applause greeted Lillian Holley as they wheeled it out. And it, in this case, meant her ass. They wheeled her ass out with the rest of her inconveniently attached. Confined to a b...
1 year ago 812 Words 0 Likes 244 Views -
Lillian Holley, Ass of Crown Point (pt 1)
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Chapter 5 in FFQ Caption Collection
 The past week had not been kind to former sheriff Lillian Holley. Dillinger's escape from her jail had rapidly turned her jurisdiction of Crown Point into a national joke. Headlines and radio segments buz...
1 year ago 875 Words 0 Likes 291 Views -
Kelly Kovac, an NPS ranger, keeps up a cheerful front while serving as a cum dump during her tour intro
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Chapter 3 in FFQ Caption Collection
 "Welcome to Mount McKinley National Park!" she said with sparkling blue eyes and a wide, inviting smile. "I'm ranger Kelly Kovac, and I'll be taking you on a tour of the mountain today." With the exception of the park's name change, nothing...
1 year ago 1,747 Words 5 Likes 735 Views -
New Orders: Privates Alina Habba
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Chapter 4 in FFQ Caption Collection
 Kristi Noem's eyes adjusted from sun to indoor lighting, slowly making out details of what she had fully expected but almost never expected to see. At least not to anyone who had sold their souls all this...
1 year ago 1,689 Words 2 Likes 602 Views -
New Orders: Kristi Noem, White House Skank
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Chapter 3 in FFQ Caption Collection
 Like all fascist regimes, Trump and Musk started with the most targets and worked their way higher. Their ardent supporte...
1 year ago 498 Words 3 Likes 830 Views -
Adriana Diaz's Best Bod
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Chapter 4 in FFQ Caption Collection
 Adriana Diaz stood in front of the CBS Mornings Plus screen wearing her favorite clothing style, a sleeveless burgundy pantsuit th...
1 year ago 829 Words 1 Likes 481 Views -
Adriana Diaz
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Chapter 3 in FFQ Caption Collection
Adriana Sabrina Diaz (born 1984, New York City) is an American television journalist for CBS News. Born to Dominican immigrants, Diaz won the title of Miss New York Teen USA 2003 at the age of 17 . She competed at Miss Teen USA 2003, held in Palm Springs, California. That pagean...
1 year ago 215 Words 0 Likes 553 Views -
Kamala Harris, Will of the People
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Chapter 4 in FFQ Caption Collection
    When Vice President Kamala Harris jumped up to the 2024 presidential nominee, the news sent shockwaves through American soc...
1 year ago 2,049 Words 4 Likes 1,054 Views -
Kamala Harris
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Chapter 3 in FFQ Caption Collection
Kamala Devi Harris (born October 20, 1964) is an American politician and attorney who has been the 49th vice president of the United States since 2021, serving under President Joe Biden. She is the first woman, the first African American, and the first Asian American to be vice p...
1 year ago 928 Words 0 Likes 949 Views -
FMD: Hannah Fry, Sarah Yarkin, Imogen Heap
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Chapter 3 in The Snap
After giving his many, many options much thought, Darren settled on three women for now. The famed British math professor, Hannah Fry, best known for multiple documentaries and game shows for BBC.  The rising actress, Sarah Yarkin, who start...
2 years ago 96 Words 2 Likes 2,193 Views -
Nemat Shafik hosts punishments for Liz Magill and Claudine Gay for "antisemitism," carried out by Neri Oxman
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Chapter 4 in FFQ Caption Collection
The remnants of a recently cleared encampment smoldered as Nemat Shafik, President of Columbia University, walked out in front of the campus' prized library. Only, she didn't look the part. Standing nude but for Israel flag pasties, an Israel thong, her glasses and cherished pear...
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But First, a Trash Heap named Imogen
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Chapter 14 in The Celeb Handler
Satisfied with the night's proceedings, Jack had made his way toward the Dua statue for some more posing fun when a woman gawking at it in horror gave him pause. She looked familiar somehow, but he couldn't place it until a couple guests started talking. "Hey, isn't that the wom...
2 years ago 647 Words 4 Likes 593 Views -
Kate Middleton, Bimbo of Belgium
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Chapter 6 in The Celeb Handler
Elisabeth whispered in Jack's ear. "Punching a little above your weight, aren't you?" he asked. Her devilish grin said it all. She knew that, and in fact, it was her main conceit. In a finger snap, Elisabeth's choice of new handmaiden appeared before them. He brought her here...
2 years ago 516 Words 3 Likes 708 Views
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