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- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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play games, ttrpgs, design games.
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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Sci-fi/Fantasy
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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Cock
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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Cunt/cunny
- I write erotica because
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I have a lot of issues.
- In conclusion, I am
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hopelessly depraved.
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Get a direct confession
Chapter 6 in Profile App
It's not , but getting an overt admission that {sister\_name} watches you, spies on you, could give you some power to push things past fantasy and into reality. "Just tell me why you spy on me. I know this isn't the first time," you press. This is the first time you act...
1 year ago 148 Words 11 Likes 529 Views -
Confront your little spy sibling
Chapter 5 in Profile App
You figure that she's still nearby, so you go looking for her. Her room is probably where she's at, so you place a knock on her closed door. "Y-yes?" {sister\_name} calls out, still trying to pretend her cover isn't blown. "Can I come in?" "Why?" "We both know why..." A shor...
1 year ago 96 Words 7 Likes 555 Views -
Perhaps a gift is in order...
Chapter 5 in Profile App
You run through some ideas and settle on one that would mark a turning in your relationship. You were going to give her a gift, no ifs, ands, or buts. That would be a pretty confident, dominant move, you figure. But what kind of gift? Something dog themed, to be sure, but that l...
1 year ago 72 Words 5 Likes 545 Views -
A stuffed dog toy
Chapter 6 in Profile App
That could work... those dog toys can sometimes be mistaken as a regular stuffed animal. I just need to get one that isn't obviously for dogs, like the crinkly ones. Maybe one with a squeaker could still be an 'innocent' purchase if things go south. A stuffed toy for her to thin...
1 year ago 203 Words 10 Likes 582 Views -
Hell, no
Chapter 9 in Profile App
You finally get a sliver of sense into you as your body screams at your stupid choices. You asked for restraints on your gift from the goddess, not superpowers. Time to recognize that second chances can come from the divine and the mortal alike. The fact that they're both hot mak...
1 year ago 294 Words 13 Likes 783 Views -
You try to keep up with Kaylee... poorly
Chapter 8 in Profile App
You try to recover from your wounded pride by keeping up with her practiced pace. This backfires rather badly. You keep up for the first minute or so, your aching muscles screaming on fire as you push them harder, but your body gives way after that, hunched over and gasping for...
1 year ago 184 Words 12 Likes 805 Views -
Nope, but it works anyways
Chapter 7 in Profile App
It's good that slapstick comedy is a thing, because as you try to stand from your stretch, your knee gives out from under you and you faceplant in an awkward pose. Kaylee busts out laughing before covering her mouth. "I'm sorry! Are you okay? Lemme help you up." She extends a h...
1 year ago 143 Words 17 Likes 1,326 Views -
Your Sister (, breeding, voyeurism)
Chapter 4 in Profile App
Why not try close to home? You knew your family's full names, and well, your sister was always quite the looker. {sister\_name} {last\_name} looked just like you knew her in the app. No surprise there. Her Preferences tab listed a very familiar set of traits... almost too famil...
1 year ago 206 Words 27 Likes 1,689 Views -
A detailed profile, with preferences, fetishes, sexual history, and more
Chapter 3 in Profile App
The app opens to a picture of your face, with your name and age listed at the top. It looks nice and clean like a regular dating app. Below your picture are tabs with different characteristics of yours, all pertaining to your sex life. The “Basics” tab has some standard informati...
1 year ago 455 Words 6 Likes 974 Views -
A detailed profile, with preferences, fetishes, sexual history, and more
Chapter 3 in Profile App
The app opens to a picture of your face, with your name and age listed at the top. It looks nice and clean like a regular dating app. Below your picture are tabs with different characteristics of yours, all pertaining to your sex life. The “Basics” tab has some standard informati...
1 year ago 455 Words 5 Likes 1,011 Views -
Neighboring MILF (age difference, cheating, cuckoldry)
Chapter 4 in Profile App
The unexpected collateral shot of the neighbor intrigued you. She was a rather busty middle-aged woman that remained sexy through her years. Maryanne Jane Forest, age 42. Her Basics tab listed her double-D cup size and shaved pussy, which made you wonder if that was considered '...
1 year ago 216 Words 14 Likes 1,481 Views -
Casey Johnson (petplay, BDSM, scent play)
Chapter 4 in Profile App
You felt like you knew enough about Casey to narrow things down to her. After fiddling with some queries, adding her hometown to narrow it down to about a dozen, you saw her face and clicked it. Casey Fox Johnson, age 18. As her friend, you knew most of the contents of her Basic...
1 year ago 225 Words 20 Likes 1,302 Views -
It's not a painless plan, but she has the same idea
Chapter 6 in Profile App
The next morning was . You thought back to your old gym teacher who was always full of stupid sayings. "The first day of working out is tough. The worst day is the second." You now realize that one wasn't so stupid after all. Still, you were on a mission to keep trying, an...
1 year ago 225 Words 15 Likes 1,292 Views -
Jogging Buddy
Chapter 5 in Profile App
The next day... You set your alarm earlier than you usually like, but you had a mission. You’ve told yourself to start an exercise routine for a while now, but this motivation seems to have made a difference. Donning your jogging shorts and tennis shoes, you make your way to the...
1 year ago 641 Words 19 Likes 1,418 Views -
Jogger (anal, exhibition, toilet)
Chapter 4 in Profile App
The jogger wasn’t someone totally new to your eyes. You’ve seen her before, running this same route on most days, passing your house in the morning. She was a curiosity to you, but you never really knew how to introduce yourself to someone who you only saw in passing. Maybe the a...
1 year ago 372 Words 15 Likes 1,823 Views -
A detailed profile, with preferences, fetishes, sexual history, and more
Chapter 3 in Profile App
The app opens to a picture of your face, with your name and age listed at the top. It looks nice and clean like a regular dating app. Below your picture are tabs with different characteristics of yours, all pertaining to your sex life. The “Basics” tab has some standard informati...
1 year ago 455 Words 19 Likes 3,132 Views -
Alex Levy (Futa)
Chapter 2 in Profile App
You’re in a dream. You know this, because a giant, angelic, naked woman is laying on her stomach in front of you. Her eyes look into you, dreamily as a lover looking at her beloved. Her head is as big as your whole body, but you don’t feel frightened. You are feeling calm and pea...
1 year ago 825 Words 4 Likes 975 Views -
Allie Levy (Female)
Chapter 2 in Profile App
You’re in a dream. You know this, because a giant, angelic, naked woman is laying on her stomach in front of you. Her eyes look into you, dreamily as a lover looking at her beloved. Her head is as big as your whole body, but you don’t feel frightened. You are feeling calm and pea...
1 year ago 816 Words 3 Likes 1,191 Views -
Aaron Levy (Male)
Chapter 2 in Profile App
You’re in a dream. You know this, because a giant, angelic, naked woman is laying on her stomach in front of you. Her eyes look into you, dreamily as a lover looking at her beloved. Her head is as big as your whole body, but you don’t feel frightened. You are feeling calm and pea...
1 year ago 817 Words 18 Likes 3,133 Views -
Introduction
Chapter 1 in Profile App
The world is swimming around your head, but it is a familiar swirl. It's a dream, and you are floating amid the comforting warmth around you, even though you can't place why it feels like a gentle blanket is wrapped around you. Things may have been going a bit rough lately in lif...
1 year ago 258 Words 17 Likes 7,174 Views
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