About me
- Gender
- Male
- Birthday
- November 30, 1991
- Location
- United States of America
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Get to know me better
- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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Read it and make lady friends ^.^
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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science related things and/or Wicca books and other magical thingies...
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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no comment.... ''>.>
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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S'all good ^.^
- I write erotica because
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It expresses my love for literary artforms... And it helps me blow off steam :P
- In conclusion, I am
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I love ladies. I feel that women are much more than sexual creatures (Though they are really sexy ^_^), but they also make the greatest friends.
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Stay out on the lawn and see what people are doing
by Uh-Oh
Chapter 2 in One Night Left to Breed
You decide to wait outside and see what the outside festivities are. It isn’t a bad call. Cars and trucks have been parked haphazardly near the tree line, some of which rocked with a steady, undeniable rhythm from their rutting occupants. Emptied kegs had been overturned in favor...
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Introduction
by Uh-Oh
Chapter 1 in One Night Left to Breed
This is your last shot. As you awaken from your nap and roll out of your over-springy bed in the closet they call a dorm room, you realize that your entire college career depends on getting into the Kappa Alpha fraternity. If you had to spend one more night in this awful dorm, yo...
10 years ago 457 Words 6 Likes 6,699 Views -
Girl
by Uh-Oh
Chapter 2 in The Great Seduction Game
Well now, we have a maiden then! Er, maybe? No? Not so much maiden, okay then, old maid. HEY, don’t hit me! Fine, young beautiful lady, alright?? Now, your choice is between these hunks of man meat, er, men. Sorry, myself will not be included on your list (No matter how much...
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Guy
by Uh-Oh
Chapter 2 in The Great Seduction Game
Ah, good show old chap! Make sure you bring lots of lotion, because we are NOT responsible for any chaffing of any kind. Now, your choice is between these lovely ladies. You will notice each one has a different difficulty, which means how hard it will be to get into their pa...
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Introduction
by Uh-Oh
Chapter 1 in The Great Seduction Game
The Great Seduction Game Welcome fellow pervert to the greatest game you will ever find! Well, text wise, but still, stay with me here. This is the Simulated Seduction Game, in which YOU, the happy gamer, will be able to grab your joystick, press your button, [insert disk he...
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What is "Cooling-Off" anyway??
by Uh-Oh
Chapter 10 in A Mythological Trip
“So…” Nasha spoke after a brief silence, “How do we Cool-Off exactly?” Lana whipped around to stare incredulously at the naïve cat, “What the hell!? You don’t even know HOW to Cool-Off??” “Lana, don’t be so hard on her,” Sona walked behind Nasha and knelt down, putting...
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"It's a Male..."
by Uh-Oh
Chapter 9 in A Mythological Trip
“What!?” Lana cried out. “What do you mean ‘male’?” Nasha’s voice quivered. “I mean,” Sana leaned in closer while the others stood back, “This thing, whatever it is, is male. It’s a guy.” Both Nasha’s and Lana’s eyes rivaled dinner plates as they slowly looked at Gre...
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Sona gives in
by Uh-Oh
Chapter 8 in A Mythological Trip
Grey waited without moving, mainly because that was all he could do. Sona looked up and around the area, then back down at him. Her radiating eyes closed as she looked up to the heavens. “Oh, all right…” She conceded, “But only because we need to keep it a secret,” She added...
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Decide against it...
by Uh-Oh
Chapter 3 in A Mythological Trip
Grey sighed, “Better to get up and get away, than not to sniff another day,” Grey then grasped his backpack again and attempted to heave it onto his back. But it didn’t budge. He tried again, yet to the same non-action effect. His arms felt like rubber by the time he was finally...
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Not Quite...
by Uh-Oh
Chapter 7 in A Mythological Trip
Darkness. Grey’s eyes fluttered open. More darkness. He looked around to see only the pitch black. ‘Am I blind?’ He wondered for a moment before his vision cleared. Above him hover countless stars in the night sky. A beautiful sight he thought. Laying on his b...
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Fight to the Fur-Flying end!
by Uh-Oh
Chapter 6 in A Mythological Trip
Amidst the snarling and yelling surrounding him, his mind tumbled along with their bodies. Grey desperately was trying to think of a way to escape his inevitable flaying at the bottom of the hill. The only thing keeping this animal from tearing him completely apart was the consta...
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Rather Fight than be filayed!
by Uh-Oh
Chapter 5 in A Mythological Trip
The fear was starting to get to Grey, sending gallons of adrenalin through his veins. His heart raced as this creature inspected him, apparently deciding how and when to gut him alive. He had to fight back. The cat smelled his stomach now with a fever. She looked up into his...
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Flying Fuzzball!
by Uh-Oh
Chapter 4 in A Mythological Trip
Far back in Grey’s mind, he wondered, “What was- ” but before he could even finish his slow thought, he had the wind knocked out of his lungs and was thrown to the ground. Luckily, the ground was soft with all the flowers and dirt to break his hard fall. Grey didn’t feel the...
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Smell the Flower
by Uh-Oh
Chapter 3 in A Mythological Trip
Having an adventurous, maybe stupid, attitude at the moment, Grey decided against his better judgment and decided to smell the very colorful flower. He lifted himself off the ground and crawled on his hands and knees closer to the flower. He stopped when his face was just a foot...
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Go through the Meadow
by Uh-Oh
Chapter 2 in A Mythological Trip
Deciding that going to a village to eat roasted ham and drink wine would be better than trekking though the wilderness eating pinecones, Grey went on the path that was leading through the meadow. From what Grey could see from his decrepit traveling contraption, it was going to be...
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Dont do it...
by Uh-Oh
Chapter 6 in A Mythological Trip
His adrenalin screamed for action as she started to close her eyes. She got closer still to his face, barely any space left between them. The rocky wall behind him shook subtly as two of her legs tapped against it, caging him in. His instinct to survive demanded the knife to sink...
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Stab with the knife
by Uh-Oh
Chapter 6 in A Mythological Trip
Grey could feel the sharp blade of the knife jutting out under his thumb. His arm used all the he could muster to stab at the arachnid girl. She didn’t notice his weapon, nor when he started to swing it. Her ruby eyes stared placidly into his emerald eyes as her inevitable...
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No Guts, No Glory
by Uh-Oh
Chapter 5 in A Mythological Trip
Running away was now impossible. The two ominous eyes shone like gems just ten feet away, growing closer every second. Grey fumbled with his gadget, trying desperately to find some sort of damaging blade on it. All the while the fibrous string beneath him started to slope down fr...
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Seems like its gonna be a long way down...
by Uh-Oh
Chapter 4 in A Mythological Trip
Grey was somersaulting over and over as he fell into the shadowy chasm. Amidst his single note of panic echoing off of the walls and the quickly approaching ground below, it was a pretty pleasant fall for Grey. I now wished he brought an extra bungie cord, or a very strong rubber...
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Up and Away!
by Uh-Oh
Chapter 3 in A Mythological Trip
“Damn it! I’m not going to go down there! Screw the porn,” Grey never thought he would ever say that phrase in his life, but apparently this vacation was full of surprises. Grey gave one last glance down into the hellish abyss that claimed his ladies, and then ...
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