About me
- Gender
- Male
- Birthday
- November 30, 1991
- Location
- United States of America
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Get to know me better
- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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Read it and make lady friends ^.^
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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science related things and/or Wicca books and other magical thingies...
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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no comment.... ''>.>
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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S'all good ^.^
- I write erotica because
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It expresses my love for literary artforms... And it helps me blow off steam :P
- In conclusion, I am
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I love ladies. I feel that women are much more than sexual creatures (Though they are really sexy ^_^), but they also make the greatest friends.
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Stay out on the lawn and see what people are doing
by Uh-Oh
Chapter 2 in One Night Left to Breed
You decide to wait outside and see what the outside festivities are. It isn’t a bad call. Cars and trucks have been parked haphazardly near the tree line, some of which rocked with a steady, undeniable rhythm from their rutting occupants. Emptied kegs had been overturned in favor...
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Introduction
by Uh-Oh
Chapter 1 in One Night Left to Breed
This is your last shot. As you awaken from your nap and roll out of your over-springy bed in the closet they call a dorm room, you realize that your entire college career depends on getting into the Kappa Alpha fraternity. If you had to spend one more night in this awful dorm, yo...
10 years ago 457 Words 7 Likes 6,725 Views -
Guy
by Uh-Oh
Chapter 2 in The Great Seduction Game
Ah, good show old chap! Make sure you bring lots of lotion, because we are NOT responsible for any chaffing of any kind. Now, your choice is between these lovely ladies. You will notice each one has a different difficulty, which means how hard it will be to get into their pa...
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Girl
by Uh-Oh
Chapter 2 in The Great Seduction Game
Well now, we have a maiden then! Er, maybe? No? Not so much maiden, okay then, old maid. HEY, don’t hit me! Fine, young beautiful lady, alright?? Now, your choice is between these hunks of man meat, er, men. Sorry, myself will not be included on your list (No matter how much...
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-Flick-
by Uh-Oh
Chapter 5 in A Sexy Encounter
“Owwww!” Darme exclaimed after Kathleen flicked him with her finger. Darme opened his eyes from his impassioned state and looked up, but Kathleen was gone. All he saw was darkness and Kathleen’s changing voice above him. “Darme! Wake up!” Kathleen’s cute voice rang in his ea...
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Ask why
by Uh-Oh
Chapter 3 in A Sexy Encounter
?Well?? Kathleen was awaiting Darme?s answer impatiently. She was bouncing up and down on her heels, making her small breasts move along with her little frame. ?Uhhh? why do you want to see me do my ?thing? so bad?? Darme was getting a little distracted by Kathleen?s petite bre...
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Complete the Fantasy Dream
by Uh-Oh
Chapter 2 in A Sexy Encounter
“I’m gonna attempt to complete my fantasy dream.” “What?” Kathleen said as she tilted her head to one side. “Uh, never mind Kathleen. I wanna stay here for a bit and… think,” Darme quickly replied. ‘Nice one there, Darme’ He thought. At least she didn’t suspect a thi...
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Introduction
by Uh-Oh
Chapter 1 in The Great Seduction Game
The Great Seduction Game Welcome fellow pervert to the greatest game you will ever find! Well, text wise, but still, stay with me here. This is the Simulated Seduction Game, in which YOU, the happy gamer, will be able to grab your joystick, press your button, [insert disk he...
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Greg's sense of humor... again
by Uh-Oh
Chapter 5 in On the Road one Night...
Greg stood behind me as I looked at the only girl who has ever sat on my lap willingly. She was gazing into my eyes, and I returned the favor, though I didn’t know why. Suddenly, I was shoved foreword, and my lips made a second contact with this girl’s lips. “Mmmmmphhh! Mmm...
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What is "Cooling-Off" anyway??
by Uh-Oh
Chapter 10 in A Mythological Trip
“So…” Nasha spoke after a brief silence, “How do we Cool-Off exactly?” Lana whipped around to stare incredulously at the naïve cat, “What the hell!? You don’t even know HOW to Cool-Off??” “Lana, don’t be so hard on her,” Sona walked behind Nasha and knelt down, putting...
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Climb up the Mountain (Broken Right now >.
by Uh-Oh
Chapter 2 in A Mythological Trip
“I’ll go back to the mountain. I should be able to get to that town pretty easily by following the road.” Grey looked back at the mountain. It’s huge red spires made it look like a giant kid’s sand castle. Grey gulped nervously. “Well… better get my supplies,” Grey mumble...
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Sona gives in
by Uh-Oh
Chapter 8 in A Mythological Trip
Grey waited without moving, mainly because that was all he could do. Sona looked up and around the area, then back down at him. Her radiating eyes closed as she looked up to the heavens. “Oh, all right…” She conceded, “But only because we need to keep it a secret,” She added...
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Fight to the fur-flying end!!
by Uh-Oh
Chapter 6 in A Mythological Trip
Amidst the snarling and yelling surrounding him, his mind tumbled along with their bodies. Grey desperately was trying to think of a way to escape his inevitable flaying at the bottom of the hill. The only thing keeping this animal from tearing him completely apart was the const...
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Refuse and go Daydream
by Uh-Oh
Chapter 3 in A Sexy Encounter
“Uh, I don’t think so Kathleen. Go look up some porn if you wanna see that kinda stuff,” Darme looked away to hide his obvious embarrassment, as well as other things. Kathleen stamped her foot in mock frustration. Darme wanted to join her in venting disappointment. “Awwww,...
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No guts, no glory
by Uh-Oh
Chapter 5 in A Mythological Trip
Running away was now impossible. The two ominous eyes shone like gems just ten feet away, growing closer every second. Grey fumbled with his gadget, trying desperately to find some sort of damaging blade on it. All the while the fibrous string beneath him started to slope down fr...
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Introduction
by Uh-Oh
Chapter 1 in A Mythological Trip
Along an old dirt road an old rusting truck barreled along, making a plume of disturbed dust behind it. "How did I get here, and how am I going to get out of this damn place," thought the driver, Greyland, as he speed across the little path. Greyland, known as Grey by his...
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Go back to the Mountain
by Uh-Oh
Chapter 2 in A Mythological Trip
“I’ll go back to the mountain. I should be able to get to that cabin pretty easily by following that road.” Grey looked back at the mountain. Its huge red spires made it look like a giant kid’s sand castle. Gulping nervously, he turned to his truck to escape the leering vision of...
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Up and Away!
by Uh-Oh
Chapter 3 in A Mythological Trip
“Damn it! I’m not going to go down there! Screw the porn,” Grey never thought he would ever say that phrase in his life, but apparently this vacation was full of surprises. Grey gave one last glance down into the hellish abyss that claimed his ladies, and then ...
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Seems like its gonna be a long way down...
by Uh-Oh
Chapter 4 in A Mythological Trip
Grey was somersaulting over and over as he fell into the shadowy chasm. Amidst his single note of panic echoing off of the walls and the quickly approaching ground below, it was a pretty pleasant fall for Grey. I now wished he brought an extra bungie cord, or a very strong rubber...
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No Guts, No Glory
by Uh-Oh
Chapter 5 in A Mythological Trip
Running away was now impossible. The two ominous eyes shone like gems just ten feet away, growing closer every second. Grey fumbled with his gadget, trying desperately to find some sort of damaging blade on it. All the while the fibrous string beneath him started to slope down fr...
1,038 Words 0 Likes 786 Views
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