Tyne Tees Books

Piece By Piece

by Tyne Tees Books

Well, this story starts in the middle of the events so lemme just briefly outline what happens at the beginning. So! Jack, a 20 year old British kid (From 'Night Of The Living Feet' albeit, with his feet just being regular feet), was just going about his daily business, walking home after another hard day's work at his own self-made TV station JBC 1 (a spoof of BBC One). But as he was walking home, he noticed that the sky looked brighter than usual. Upon looking up, he saw a bright light flying straight towards him! It's completely unknown where this light came from or why it was heading for him but anyway, when it hit Jack, there was an almighty explosion! And when Jack opened his eyes, he looked around and...he couldn't believe it! All of his body parts (Head, torso, arms, hands, pelvis, legs and feet) had completely detached due to the of the explosion! And all he could say was..."What the Winter Hill?!" (For those who don't know, Winter Hill is a television transmitter located in South Lancashire in North West England. Also, when detached, all of Jack's body parts can move by themselves.)