TheProphetOfYargle

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Gender: Male

Birthday: October 13, 1998

Location: America

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When I'm not writing erotica I like to: Write poetry, Stay up super late, and read erotica.

When I'm not reading erotica I like to read: Poetry and debates about fire emblem.

My favorite word for "penis" is: Cock

My favorite word for "vagina" is: Snatch

I write erotica because: Nobody else has the shit I wanna read. Also, the grammar issues make me wanna shove a red hot iron catheter down my urethra.

In conclusion, I am: Another guy with a shitty computer who doesn't need to know you on a first-name basis. Capiche?

A Spellbook (Wizard) (Lawful Nuetral)

by TheProphetOfYargle

Chapter 3 in Caverns & Taverns

![Verigas](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/b5/31/7e/b5317e0ff57eefd68797ace54a38fcda.png) [What to expect: A parodic take on the mysteries of the arcane and learning the rules of magic, if the rules of magic were written by perverts.](https://www.worldanvil.com/w/t-sara-darth-hal...

4 years ago 771 Words 18 Likes 28,637 Views

Magic Combat DD Elf Wizard Pathfinder
For Writers Only

by TheProphetOfYargle

Chapter 2 in Marked Ones

The rules of this world: Marks cannot be world-altering, no one can have a Mark that gives them something like Telekinesis or an otherwise world-changing ability. Marks came from a foreign planet. A long time ago, some horny aliens went to Egypt, fucked some people, and those p...

6 years ago 234 Words 1 Likes 411 Views
Introduction

by TheProphetOfYargle

Chapter 1 in Marked Ones

This is a story set in a world where certain people are born with special abilities. These abilities manifest themselves as Marks on a person's body, typically looking like a scar that symbolizes what their ability is. A Mark can have almost any kind of ability, but there are nev...

6 years ago 118 Words 4 Likes 983 Views