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Yes, Absolutely
Chapter 4 in Out on a Saturday
"Man, I'm so sorry, I overslept!," {first\_name} pleaded. "I'll rush there, be there by 8." "Are you really doing this mate?" Jim seemed completely done with {first\_name}. "You know what? I don't give a shit anymore, you come if you want or just don't." As he said this, Jim ju...
4 months ago 205 Words 0 Likes 85 Views -
[[GAME OVER]]
Chapter 5 in Out on a Saturday
Well, that was a given, {first\_name} failed to join up with his friends{if Met Katherine = true} and even declined Katherine's invitation{endif}. In the end, he ended up watching TV the whole night and failed to get laid. What did you expect would happened? {first\_name} declin...
4 months ago 75 Words 0 Likes 45 Views -
Take a Nap
Chapter 3 in Out on a Saturday
Ah well, he had time ample time to take a decision. He could put that time to some good use and get on with something productive, something like.... a ***NAP***! Who cares if Max is sad? He can go for a walk tomorrow. But {first\_name}? Oh he could get on with his beauty sleep fo...
4 months ago 326 Words 0 Likes 119 Views -
He would rather not
Chapter 4 in Out on a Saturday
"Man, I'm so sorry, I overslept!," Mark replied. "I think I'll just skip out today, I don't think I'll be able to make it in time." "Are you really doing this mate?" Jim seemed completely done with Mark. "You know what? I don't give a shit anymore, you can just continue sleeping...
4 months ago 245 Words 0 Likes 81 Views -
Take Max out on a Walk
Chapter 3 in Out on a Saturday
With a few more hours left until he has to make a decision, {first\_name} decided that it would be nice to take Max out for a walk, just to take his own mind off the night for now. It was a quite sunny afternoon. The time was now half past three, and {first\_name} assumed he wou...
4 months ago 679 Words 0 Likes 176 Views -
One Saturday Afternoon
Chapter 2 in Out on a Saturday
{first\_name} just had his lunch and was lazing around in his room, with no plans for the rest of the day. He was recently laid off from his job, company takeover and all. All things considered, he came out of it fine enough, with a severance pay that could last him another three...
4 months ago 541 Words 0 Likes 266 Views -
Introduction
Chapter 1 in Out on a Saturday
Hey People! I thought I'd write up a short story which progresses over a day or two and this is it. The story is about a guy who goes out drinking on a night out with his friends and the shenanigans that follow :P **NOTE: PLEASE START AS A GAME** -------------------------------...
4 months ago 50 Words 1 Likes 574 Views -
Introduction
Chapter 1 in A Crush of Mine
Hello Everybody, this is just a normal vanilla romance story. I wanted to write a short 20 chapter story at first, but I don't know if that's possible now. I'll get around to re-writing the first few chapters to make the dialogue sound more lifelike. Please go ahead and enjoy the...
3 years ago 53 Words 9 Likes 1,989 Views -
The Only Friend
Chapter 5 in A Crush of Mine
### Zurich, Switzerland - one week ago: "I mean, it is great that you've finally decided to bless my house with your holy presence, but only for a week?" "Yeah, sorry, I wish I could stay for longer but they said the semester starts from Monday." "So, how do you feel, huh? Gos...
4 years ago 207 Words 5 Likes 567 Views -
One Worried Aunt
Chapter 4 in A Crush of Mine
"Why so dull? Something's happened?" she asked. "Nothing, not really." "Hmm... well, you can always talk to me." she said with a smile. "Hmm." "Packed your bags yet?" "Nah, I will later." "So, classes start from Monday?" "Nah, from Tuesday. Monday's just introduction and s...
4 years ago 371 Words 6 Likes 637 Views -
A Broken Man
Chapter 2 in A Crush of Mine
People remember him as an outgoing guy living a carefree life. Someone who is always there to help you, someone who will help you get over a breakup, someone who gets you the best beer in town and someone to whom you go if you need a party thrown. His mates in high school would d...
4 years ago 464 Words 5 Likes 997 Views -
First Impressions
Chapter 6 in A Crush of Mine
{m\_first\_name} was rather taken aback with the size of his new university campus. The pictures in the university website didn't help him much to understand the campus size. He was visibly gawking at the view in front of him. "There's a lot more left to be surprised about now,...
4 years ago 321 Words 5 Likes 421 Views -
A Shy Little Butterfly
Chapter 3 in A Crush of Mine
### Frankfurt, Germany - two weeks ago: "Hasst du mich? Ich weiß nicht warum du so hartnäckig bist!" "English {f\_first\_name}," he replied with a stern look on his face. "I understand you, I really do but I have thought over this for some time now. Please understand, it is for...
4 years ago 406 Words 5 Likes 819 Views -
A Visit from Dad
Chapter 4 in The iBod: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
One knock. Two knocks. Three knocks. No answer. A bang this time around. Still no answer. Walter was pissed. He knew for certain that the stupid son of his was in there somewhere, probably too lazy to even get up and answer the door. "JACOB!!" he shouted, but to no avail....
4 years ago 411 Words 3 Likes 6,144 Views -
Walter tinkers with the iBod
Chapter 6 in The iBod: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
First, Walter sat down on a chair and took out his bag. From inside, he brought out a little white thing. Jacob couldn’t make out the device since it was too small and too far to make sense of. Walter took his miniature electronic project kit from under the table and started tin...
4 years ago 262 Words 3 Likes 4,718 Views -
Pool Preparations
Chapter 6 in The iBod: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
"I'm more worried about how you managed to de-age than I'm worried about your gender." said Jacob, well meaning it as he turns on the pool motor. "Is that device of yours really that powerful?" "Sure is," Walter said with a smirk that is definitely his own. "Can it change my bo...
4 years ago 221 Words 6 Likes 3,061 Views -
Girl in a Red Speedo
Chapter 5 in The iBod: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
Jacob was shocked by the fact that there was a young woman wearing a red speedo in his house. It was weird, but he ain't complaining. She's looking attractive with a tinge of cute in it.  Ahh, Jacob was lost in the moment when suddenly- "JACOB, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU STARING AT?" s...
4 years ago 447 Words 6 Likes 5,012 Views -
A "Conversation"
Chapter 6 in The iBod: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
"Well, Mr.Wa... err, Miss Daphne. Ahh cut the crap Walter. I'm gonna be straightforward, what's it in for me? I don't care whether you get the virus or not." "Uh-Wha... what do you mean Mr. Miller? It is for the greater good of the college," said Walter as beamed with the smile...
4 years ago 222 Words 4 Likes 3,625 Views -
Indian-American
Chapter 6 in Wishes for my Wife
Trying to keep this as much like the original wish as they could, as they’d talked about, {first\_name} rubbed the coin and wished that {wife\_name} was Indian. It was simple, just like the age wish that had started it all. {wife\_name} still looked a lot like herself. Many of h...
4 years ago 311 Words 20 Likes 11,274 Views
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