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Reply sarcastically
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Tell dad jokes
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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Mr. Twinkleson the Third
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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*Waggles Eyebrows*
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Because I am the Teller of Tall Tales! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Certifiably crazy, but ultimately lovable.
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Early Mornings Adventures with Balloons
Chapter 28 in Custom Girls
Darkness… All consuming, unforgiving… No… Not darkness… Just dark… Cold… Seeping into bones… Sapping strength… Yet sweating... Bound… Impossible to move yet to dance… A giggle echoes from a throne. Macabre strings tethering me to the figure. The laughter grows. A name...
1 year ago 5,963 Words 34 Likes 1,573 Views -
It Finally Happens
Chapter 27 in Custom Girls
Sam and I continue to walk awkward and directionless through the fair, no idea where we’re going. At least, I have no idea. All I know is that our hands are interlocked as we walk, and I will not let go. Not yet at least. We probably look like the most anxious couple in existence...
2 years ago 4,291 Words 36 Likes 1,750 Views -
And Now for Something Sorta the Same but Completely Different
Chapter 26 in Custom Girls
Melina kept her smile as Sam and Tyler bid her farewell to enjoy the rest of the fair. Her smile continued as she watched them walk away, losing them in the crowd. Her smile persisted as she finally turned back to the stand she was working with her fellow beverage makers. “Heeee...
2 years ago 1,161 Words 38 Likes 1,923 Views -
Step Right Up! Step Right Up!
Chapter 25 in Custom Girls
Darkness… An endless void mixed with swirls and shapes impossible to make out. Sound… All-encompassing and nonexistent, bathing everything in its dreadful promises. A figure… A spec in the distance, yet their breath is warm on my skin. Comforting. Tempting. Their lips move in...
2 years ago 10,015 Words 39 Likes 2,215 Views -
Sleeping Beauty
Chapter 24 in Custom Girls
Any second now… …… Aaaaaaaaany second now… ……… ……….. Seriously? Nothing? Now’s the time for something to interrupt my beauty sleep. Am I finally being left to slumber in peace? Has the day finally come for me to rest to my hearts’ content? I wait a few more moments with bait...
2 years ago 4,261 Words 45 Likes 2,365 Views -
Alright, For Realsies This Time
Chapter 23 in Custom Girls
I heard the all too familiar notification chime come from my phone, but I ignored it. I’m on a mission. One that I will not be distracted from! I stride purposefully to Sam’s apartment door and knock, hesitating only twice before managing to do so. Progress! I wait about a minute...
2 years ago 3,363 Words 38 Likes 1,948 Views -
Now Back To Our Regularly Scheduled DISTRACTION MACKERAL!!
Chapter 22 in Custom Girls
Maddy loudly grumbled to herself as she chewed. How could so much pure, unadulterated hopelessness be contained into a single entity? The fact that the Hawkins line had not died out yet was a truly remarkable quirk of fate. Maddy had her doubts that the line would continue though...
3 years ago 2,366 Words 34 Likes 1,894 Views -
Avast! A Distracting Side Plot!
Chapter 21 in Custom Girls
These past two days have been annoying, Amelia thought. Granted, every day she had to deal with idiots was annoying, but these past two have been exceptionally so. Firstly, the sack of wilted celery that was her current boyfriend Johnny canceled on going to the fair with her. He...
3 years ago 2,290 Words 33 Likes 2,028 Views -
Voodoo! Who doo? You doo!
Chapter 20 in Custom Girls
Well, I can’t ask her now, she’s at work. Plus, I don’t exactly have her number… Don’t look at me like that! We’ve been only neighbors until recently! There hasn’t been a good opportunity for it! And I’m awkward! Shut up! The point still stands! I have to wait till she’s off fr...
3 years ago 4,781 Words 64 Likes 3,709 Views -
Tense Negotiation Tactics
Chapter 19 in Custom Girls
I’m aware I could try calling Ms. Cooper instead of asking in person, but that wouldn’t work. Ignoring the likelihood that she wouldn’t pick up due to being busy, she has an unwritten protocol for employees asking to take time off after the weekly schedule is written. First, info...
3 years ago 4,640 Words 57 Likes 3,387 Views -
Tit for Tat
Chapter 18 in Custom Girls
I swipe for my phone, quickly grabbing it from where Maddy left it lying on the table, almost spilling the tea in the process before I set it down. I frantically tap and swipe at the screen to see what enhancements Maddy chose. **Milk Factory:** **Awareness: Off** **Produce: B...
3 years ago 2,355 Words 59 Likes 3,745 Views -
The Land of Milk and Other Things
Chapter 17 in Custom Girls
With potential evidence disposed of, it’s time to get back on mission. I open Melina’s profile and navigate to my goal. I only glanced over and disregarded it before when I first explored the app, not enough stock invested to believe it possible. But things are different n...
4 years ago 3,011 Words 75 Likes 4,238 Views -
Smooth Operator
Chapter 16 in Custom Girls
The remainder of the run goes by without much else of note happening. Her pants reduce to nothing more than a waistband and anklets, and every person we pass goes bug eyed when they see her, but other than that it was just a normal run. We do take a slightly different route thoug...
4 years ago 1,961 Words 64 Likes 3,583 Views -
The Best Laid Plans
Chapter 15 in Custom Girls
Knock! Knock! Knock! I try grumbling in protest of my interrupted slumber, but my pillow muffles it into lazy obscurity and uselessness. Knock! Knock! Knock! Dangit, that didn’t work. I blame you for this, pillow. I always knew you would betray me one day. Your soft, invitin...
4 years ago 4,618 Words 74 Likes 4,042 Views -
Something Else Happens Today
Chapter 14 in Custom Girls
The thought of doing anything but collapse in a comfy chair results in an uncomfortable objection from my sore legs. They’re not as dead as I would have expected, but they still want rest. I can’t do much app-wise with no gems and creaking limbs anyways. Plus, some alone time wit...
4 years ago 1,353 Words 64 Likes 3,895 Views -
Have at Thee! Villain!
Chapter 13 in Custom Girls
She’s a little above average height, my guess would be 5’ 7 or 8”. Long silky-smooth brunette hair falling a few inches past her shoulders with nothing but a cute headband holding it. Her skin is light but shows signs of careful tanning and looks smooth to the touch. Her clothes...
4 years ago 4,113 Words 71 Likes 4,242 Views -
The Gift That Keeps On Giving
Chapter 12 in Custom Girls
... My choice didn’t go through. Either the app picked randomly for me, or it glitched and thought I picked a different option. I breathe a sigh of frustrated resignment and look back to Ms. Jane Cooper. “It didn’t work. It locked up and picked for me.” I say, unsure how to feel...
4 years ago 2,081 Words 69 Likes 4,023 Views -
Gotta Love the Morning Shift
Chapter 11 in Custom Girls
I walk stiff legged into work 3 minutes to 8:00, almost late thanks to still being bleary eyed from the early morning and sore from yesterdays’ adventures. Although less sore than I would have expected honestly. Today’s app update doing nothing but hampering my focus as well. **...
4 years ago 3,565 Words 80 Likes 4,233 Views -
Guess who's back?
Chapter 10 in Custom Girls
I don’t check my phone again until I’m back home and sitting comfortably in my recliner. It's a bit of a second hand find that someone in my old dorm was throwing away, just like how I got my couch; but hey, they're comfortable, and I already deep cleaned them. I am too beat to d...
4 years ago 1,680 Words 63 Likes 4,068 Views -
Time for a Little Pick-Me-Up
Chapter 9 in Custom Girls
I wander back to my apartment, unsure exactly what to do next. I can head over to the café and see Melina again, or I can stop by work to get some workout clothes like Sam told me to do. And maybe see Ms. Cooper while I’m there. Of course, I’m also still exhausted from the run an...
4 years ago 3,167 Words 77 Likes 4,447 Views
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