TellerofTallTales
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- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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Reply sarcastically
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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Tell dad jokes
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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Mr. Twinkleson the Third
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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*Waggles Eyebrows*
- I write erotica because
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Because I am the Teller of Tall Tales! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
- In conclusion, I am
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Certifiably crazy, but ultimately lovable.
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Early Mornings Adventures with Balloons by TellerofTallTales
Chapter 28 in Custom Girls
Darkness… All consuming, unforgiving… No… Not darkness… Just dark… Cold… Seeping into bones… Sapping strength… Yet sweating... Bound… Impossible to move yet to dance… A giggle echoes from a throne. Macabre strings tethering me to the figure. The laughter grows. A name...
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- 1,562 Views
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It Finally Happens by TellerofTallTales
Chapter 27 in Custom Girls
Sam and I continue to walk awkward and directionless through the fair, no idea where we’re going. At least, I have no idea. All I know is that our hands are interlocked as we walk, and I will not let go. Not yet at least. We probably look like the most anxious couple in existence...
- 36 Likes
- 1,739 Views
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And Now for Something Sorta the Same but Completely Different by TellerofTallTales
Chapter 26 in Custom Girls
Melina kept her smile as Sam and Tyler bid her farewell to enjoy the rest of the fair. Her smile continued as she watched them walk away, losing them in the crowd. Her smile persisted as she finally turned back to the stand she was working with her fellow beverage makers. “Heeee...
- 38 Likes
- 1,913 Views
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Step Right Up! Step Right Up! by TellerofTallTales
Chapter 25 in Custom Girls
Darkness… An endless void mixed with swirls and shapes impossible to make out. Sound… All-encompassing and nonexistent, bathing everything in its dreadful promises. A figure… A spec in the distance, yet their breath is warm on my skin. Comforting. Tempting. Their lips move in...
- 39 Likes
- 2,206 Views
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Sleeping Beauty by TellerofTallTales
Chapter 24 in Custom Girls
Any second now… …… Aaaaaaaaany second now… ……… ……….. Seriously? Nothing? Now’s the time for something to interrupt my beauty sleep. Am I finally being left to slumber in peace? Has the day finally come for me to rest to my hearts’ content? I wait a few more moments with bait...
- 45 Likes
- 2,352 Views
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Alright, For Realsies This Time by TellerofTallTales
Chapter 23 in Custom Girls
I heard the all too familiar notification chime come from my phone, but I ignored it. I’m on a mission. One that I will not be distracted from! I stride purposefully to Sam’s apartment door and knock, hesitating only twice before managing to do so. Progress! I wait about a minute...
- 38 Likes
- 1,938 Views
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Now Back To Our Regularly Scheduled DISTRACTION MACKERAL!! by TellerofTallTales
Chapter 22 in Custom Girls
Maddy loudly grumbled to herself as she chewed. How could so much pure, unadulterated hopelessness be contained into a single entity? The fact that the Hawkins line had not died out yet was a truly remarkable quirk of fate. Maddy had her doubts that the line would continue though...
- 34 Likes
- 1,882 Views
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Avast! A Distracting Side Plot! by TellerofTallTales
Chapter 21 in Custom Girls
These past two days have been annoying, Amelia thought. Granted, every day she had to deal with idiots was annoying, but these past two have been exceptionally so. Firstly, the sack of wilted celery that was her current boyfriend Johnny canceled on going to the fair with her. He...
- 33 Likes
- 2,015 Views
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Voodoo! Who doo? You doo! by TellerofTallTales
Chapter 20 in Custom Girls
Well, I can’t ask her now, she’s at work. Plus, I don’t exactly have her number… Don’t look at me like that! We’ve been only neighbors until recently! There hasn’t been a good opportunity for it! And I’m awkward! Shut up! The point still stands! I have to wait till she’s off fr...
- 64 Likes
- 3,695 Views
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Tense Negotiation Tactics by TellerofTallTales
Chapter 19 in Custom Girls
I’m aware I could try calling Ms. Cooper instead of asking in person, but that wouldn’t work. Ignoring the likelihood that she wouldn’t pick up due to being busy, she has an unwritten protocol for employees asking to take time off after the weekly schedule is written. First, info...
- 57 Likes
- 3,377 Views
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