TellerofTallTales

Really Experienced

TellerofTallTales was last seen:: 10 hours ago

Gender:: Male

Birthday:: -

Location:: Definitely Somewhere

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When I'm not writing erotica I like to: Reply sarcastically

When I'm not reading erotica I like to read: Tell dad jokes

My favorite word for "penis" is: Mr. Twinkleson the Third

My favorite word for "vagina" is: *Waggles Eyebrows*

I write erotica because: Because I am the Teller of Tall Tales! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

In conclusion, I am: Certifiably crazy, but ultimately lovable.