RandyLahey

Narrative Architect

Last seen 25 minutes ago

Member since Jan 30, 2018

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Gender: Male

Birthday: June 9, 1969

Location: Fucktown

Homepage: -

When I'm not writing erotica I like to: Jerk off

When I'm not reading erotica I like to read: More erotica

My favorite word for "penis" is: Weapon of Ass Destruction

My favorite word for "vagina" is: Cum Dumpster

I write erotica because: I'm horny

In conclusion, I am: Horny as fuck

Rising Favorite

Received 1,000 likes on published content.

Reception Diamond Earned Jun 15, 2026
Scene Crafter

Published 10 chapters.

Writing Bronze Earned Jun 15, 2026
Story Seed

Published 3 stories.

Writing Bronze Earned Jun 15, 2026
Conversation Starter

Posted 10 comments.

Community Bronze Earned Jun 15, 2026
Prolific Writer

Published 100 chapters.

Writing Silver Earned Dec 11, 2021
Beloved Author

Received 500 likes on published content.

Reception Platinum Earned Dec 5, 2019
Page Turner

Received 250 likes on published content.

Reception Gold Earned Sep 11, 2019
Steady Writer

Published 30 chapters.

Writing Bronze Earned Sep 10, 2019
Fan Favorite

Received 100 likes on published content.

Reception Silver Earned Jun 19, 2019
Crowd Pleaser

Received 25 likes on published chapters.

Reception Bronze Earned Jun 10, 2019
First Like

Received first like on a published chapter.

Reception Starter Earned Jun 9, 2019
First Chapter

Published first chapter.

Writing Starter Earned Jun 9, 2019
First Story

Published first story.

Writing Starter Earned Jun 9, 2019