RandyLahey

Narrative Architect

RandyLahey was last seen:: 12 hours ago

Gender:: Male

Birthday:: June 9, 1969

Location:: Fucktown

Homepage:: -

When I'm not writing erotica I like to: Jerk off

When I'm not reading erotica I like to read: More erotica

My favorite word for "penis" is: Weapon of Ass Destruction

My favorite word for "vagina" is: Cum Dumpster

I write erotica because: I'm horny

In conclusion, I am: Horny as fuck