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- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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muse on the fucked-up state of the world.
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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non-fiction.
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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cock.
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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cunt. In the Britsh way. Not the misogynistic assh
- I write erotica because
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it helps me deal with my demons.
- In conclusion, I am
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not famous, or rich, or skilled, or even a very good writer.
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Visions and Schemes
Chapter 43 in The Phoenix
"It's not the company, it's the boredom," Tommy sighs as she watches Buster make his four-millionth attempt to eat the radiator intake pipe. _Thank God it's not on,_ she thinks to herself. "I know it's only been six hours since we got here, but I feel like we've been sitting here...
3 years ago 1,186 Words 1 Likes 151 Views -
Relax, we got this...
Chapter 42 in The Phoenix
Nicki tenses as Tommy begins kissing her way down his chest, her lips brushing over each scar, each old wound, the ridges of knife cuts, the gravelled rough bumps of ancient scrapes, every crease where a bullet punctured his flesh. He's hard, his breath already heavy as he watche...
4 years ago 1,005 Words 1 Likes 250 Views -
Meanwhile, Back Home
Chapter 41 in The Phoenix
Bailey answers the house phone on the second ring, excited when she sees it's Tommy calling. "Hi, pretty girl," she says, breathless from the run down the hallway. "Hey, honey," Tommy chirps, sounding pretty pleased with herself. "I just wanted to let you know we're here on the...
4 years ago 632 Words 2 Likes 282 Views -
Meeting the Gang
Chapter 40 in The Phoenix
Tommy follows Mal and Nicki through the ratty-looking front door of the building. The hallway is narrow and dirty, the paint yellowed and peeling, and she realizes it's almost a carbon copy of the place Nicki was living when she first met him. The same roaches, the same cobwebs i...
4 years ago 2,266 Words 1 Likes 240 Views -
The Set-Up
Chapter 39 in The Phoenix
They don't say much as they walk out of the mall and down the parking aisles until they come to a mundane-looking Ford Transit van that has definitely seen better days. As they walk, Mal looks at them both, his old partner and the person who seems to have stolen his heart. From w...
4 years ago 853 Words 2 Likes 259 Views -
Riding to the rescue.
Chapter 38 in The Phoenix
Nick and Tommy book the next flight to L.A.; no matter how much he argues the point, his lover insists on coming with him. "I'll stay in the hotel and be quiet as a mouse," she whispers to him as they pack. "I'll swim in the pool, maybe do some shopping and try to make a dent in...
4 years ago 1,151 Words 2 Likes 238 Views -
Give it a little kiss, babydoll.
Chapter 6 in The iBod: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
"-if you're so interested, maybe you should give it a little kiss," Ruth suggested, one hand sliding along her pants leg and briefly outlining her stiff cock. May's face was bright red, not from embarrassment but from arousal. She leaned forward, her eyes locked on his, her lips...
4 years ago 1,753 Words 20 Likes 8,685 Views -
Oops....
Chapter 5 in The iBod: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
Ruth stood there in the kitchen, all thoughts of cleaning up the bedroom and relocking the office gone as she brushed her thumb left and right, the images on the screen flashing back and forth. Each image was of an enormously sexy person, male, female, or sometimes other, each oo...
4 years ago 1,143 Words 12 Likes 11,640 Views -
Ummm, maybe just a little look around?
Chapter 4 in The iBod: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
Ruth stared at the screen, knowing she could check out Donald's browser history, that she could find out what he was up to every night. But fear, fear that Donald would find out, made her back away from the computer without looking any further. And that backed her into his filing...
4 years ago 1,341 Words 11 Likes 8,404 Views -
Hell, yes. Donald is an ass.
Chapter 4 in The iBod: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
The moment Ruth's finger clicked on the mouse button, everything in her life changed. The back button opened up a new site, and her eyes widened, an involuntary exhalation of surprise escaping her lips. The image was full-screen, a tiny blonde bent over a bench in a park, her ski...
4 years ago 1,011 Words 15 Likes 13,145 Views -
Bedtime Rituals and Revelations
Chapter 3 in The iBod: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
That night, Ruth prepared herself for bed with the same quiet desperation she felt every night. Standing in her bathroom, looking at herself in front of the mirror, she took stock of herself, not for the first time. Brushing her hair, she looked at her own naked body, short, padd...
4 years ago 959 Words 15 Likes 17,445 Views -
Ruth, 32, frustrated housewife, and Donald, her husband
Chapter 2 in The iBod: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
The house was on the end of Hershey Avenue, one of dozens like it, lining the streets and alleys of American Suburbia. If you passed by, you'd see the same white picket fences, the same lace curtains, the same "happy" families of hard-working Dad, cheerful stay-at-home Mom, and t...
4 years ago 834 Words 16 Likes 22,080 Views -
Fuck, the clock is ticking. Maybe the mother's place?
Chapter 37 in The Phoenix
They make the drive to the old Bryson family home in record time, neither of them saying very much. Unlike Bryson's wife, who grew up rich and priviledged, Bryson's roots are in the rough part of town. A few blocks from the house, the neighborhood begins to get seedy and run down...
4 years ago 888 Words 0 Likes 198 Views -
Momma issues makes sense. So it's cliche, so what?
Chapter 37 in The Phoenix
They make the drive to the old Bryson family home in record time, neither of them saying very much. Unlike Bryson's wife, who grew up rich and priviledged, Bryson's roots are in the rough part of town. A few blocks from the house, the neighborhood begins to get seedy and run down...
4 years ago 977 Words 2 Likes 272 Views -
A storage unit could work. Maybe.
Chapter 37 in The Phoenix
Aden and Max drive out to the storage unit, nothing but silence as the car slides through traffic like salmon swimming upstream. Aden watches the buildings pass by, urban center turning to shopping and business districts, then suburban sprawl. Lights go from elegant globes to uti...
4 years ago 747 Words 0 Likes 188 Views -
He'll keep her where he feels safe, at his home. Forensics be damned.
Chapter 37 in The Phoenix
Knowing they're on the clock, Max and Aden head straight over to Bryson's place, Max driving while Aden checks all his gear. They pull up down the block and park, Max pulling out a set of binoculars, scoping the place out. It's a large three-story Colonial with a red brick facade...
4 years ago 987 Words 1 Likes 511 Views -
Notes From An Investigation
Chapter 38 in The Phoenix
TRANSCRIPT OF FBI DISCIPLINARY REVIEW BOARD HEARING 121-C-17: DERELICTION OF DUTY, SPECIAL AGENT BRYAN HENDERSON [Some items are redacted for national security purposes. BH= Special Agent Henderson, DG=Review Board Officer Donald Greer, HT=Review Board Officer Helen Trujillo, FN...
4 years ago 1,033 Words 2 Likes 218 Views -
"Painful" Decisions
Chapter 37 in The Phoenix
He knows the way this plays; it's happened to him many times before. She'll start with how he scares her, how she feels uncomfortable with the implied in his lifestyle. She'll cry and tell him she loves him, but she can't stay with him because she can't bear to watch him...
5 years ago 706 Words 3 Likes 277 Views -
Nice ass. Mind if I use it?
Chapter 37 in The Phoenix
They head for a fancy hotel room uptown, not quite as nice as the suite they're staying in, but good nonetheless. Nick has dressed in a business suit, dark, the outfit designed to look like he belongs here without drawing attention. Tommy's gone all out, spent over an hour doing...
5 years ago 3,452 Words 2 Likes 370 Views -
Four guys with machineguns? Yeah, help would be nice.
Chapter 38 in The Phoenix
Max and Aden wait patiently on the porch by Beard and Felt Hat as the Hispanic man walks away a few feet, pulling out a cell phone. They can only hear his side of the conversation. "Isabella, it's Henry, whatchu doin' right now, girl?" There's a brief pause. "I got somebody look...
5 years ago 3,436 Words 2 Likes 217 Views
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