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- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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I hardly see how that's any of your business.
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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More erotica.
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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They're all good, baby.
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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Ditto.
- I write erotica because
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I sure as hell can't say any of this to real people.
- In conclusion, I am
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Currently? Kinda hungry.
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You Need Him Alive, Try to Reason With Him
Chapter 31 in Bounty Hunter for Hire
Walden and his friends want to get Nojahl off the planet, and you don't get paid for a corpse full of holes. You holster your weapon, put your hands up, and walk down the dune towards the camp. Nojahl spots you and approaches cautiously. You note that with your hands up and his...
5 years ago 579 Words 3 Likes 963 Views -
-Author's Note-
Chapter 2 in Bounty Hunter for Hire
First, the disclaimers! All characters in this story are at least 18 years old! I definately (and obviously) do not own Star Wars! Just a real big fan. With that out of the way... \*Update - October 2020\* Wow, it has been about a year since I started posting this here. Wild...
5 years ago 367 Words 4 Likes 776 Views -
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A Challenger Approaches
Chapter 9 in Primal Lands
The hunting party has returned, and you find yourself facing about a dozen men, winded but ready to fight. You note with some satisfaction these men appear at least fit and healthy, if not great warriors. The hunter at their head, however, almost gives even you pause. He is a bea...
6 years ago 942 Words 22 Likes 1,559 Views -
Taking Daya
Chapter 8 in Primal Lands
You drop your club and stop her charge cold, catching the spear below the head, pulling back to grab the handle. Daya struggles, trying to pull the spear back from your grasp, but in your strong hands she may as well have tried to uproot a tree. You can't help but laugh, which on...
6 years ago 1,234 Words 20 Likes 1,924 Views -
A Peep Show, and a Proposition
Chapter 7 in The Valentine's Day Collection
You wait until you can hear the water running before poking your head out to check the hallway. All clear. You sneak quietly down to the bathroom, and carefully crack the bathroom door and peak inside. You can't be too careful, and you want to make sure it's your sister in there...
6 years ago 922 Words 36 Likes 3,244 Views -
Dinner is a Bit of a Blur
Chapter 6 in The Valentine's Day Collection
Dinner passes in a blur. You just can't stop getting lost in Amy's eyes. Such a deep blue. They're beautiful. It always annoyed you when your friends would trail after your sister like lost puppies, but you get it now. You're vaguely aware that your sister is telling stories fro...
6 years ago 641 Words 27 Likes 3,403 Views -
Cupid Comes Up With an Idea
Chapter 9 in The Valentine's Day Collection
Upon a moment's consideration, you aren't even sure if you COULD a mythological being like Cupid. You settle for giving him a piece of your mind. "How's it going? HOW'S IT GOING?!" You're straddling the line between whispering and screaming. You're angry, but the last thi...
6 years ago 899 Words 59 Likes 4,139 Views -
A Visitor in the Night
Chapter 8 in The Valentine's Day Collection
This is getting out of hand. You were already struggling to keep your mother from jumping you at every turn; you aren't sure how you will hold off your sister at the same time. As you nervously pace your bedroom, to stave off panic, a thought occurs: you never got aroun...
6 years ago 1,331 Words 56 Likes 4,311 Views -
Chekhov's Arrow
Chapter 7 in The Valentine's Day Collection
Retreating to your room, you strip off your jeans and peel off your soaked underwear. You feel slightly more in control dressed on dry clothes, but only barely. You honestly weren't ready for the full extent of Cupid's power, and realize you might have been slightly naive to thin...
6 years ago 978 Words 54 Likes 4,341 Views -
An Awkward Family Dinner
Chapter 6 in The Valentine's Day Collection
You freeze, forkful of spaghetti halfway to your mouth. Your eyes dart to your mother, who meets your eye with a small, knowing grin. You try to look down without drawing attention to what must be happening. Thankfully, it appears the tablecloth should be hiding everything from...
6 years ago 1,288 Words 63 Likes 5,868 Views -
Accept Cupid's Offer, But Be Careful
Chapter 5 in The Valentine's Day Collection
You think about your mother. The woman who had raised you, and taken care of you for your entire life. Someone who you know deserves happiness more than anyone in the world. "I can't just leave Mom like that. And it feels kind of like my fault she's in this mess to begin with."...
6 years ago 504 Words 39 Likes 4,374 Views -
Accept Cupid's Offer and Head to Dinner
Chapter 5 in The Valentine's Day Collection
You think about your mother. The woman who had raised you and taken care of you your entire life. Someone who you know deserves happiness more than anyone in the world. "I can't just leave Mom like that. And it feels kind of like my fault she's in this mess to begin with." Cupid...
6 years ago 659 Words 41 Likes 5,333 Views -
Head to Dinner Without Any Magical Help
Chapter 5 in The Valentine's Day Collection
"Thanks, but I think I'm going to try and ride this out. She's my mom. I think we'll be able to get through this together. Maybe we'll even be stronger for it in the end?" Cupid shrugs. "Eh, your call. But, just in case you change your mind..." He flips the arrow, presenting the...
6 years ago 699 Words 48 Likes 6,129 Views -
A Conversation With Cupid
Chapter 4 in The Valentine's Day Collection
"You're not supposed to be here." A little presumptuous for someone sitting naked on a stranger's bed. Not naked, you realize, with the benefit of a moment to actually look him over. The linen diaper wrap isn't exactly modest, but you're grateful he's not bare-assed on your shee...
6 years ago 901 Words 64 Likes 7,621 Views -
A Series of Strange Events
Chapter 3 in The Valentine's Day Collection
Three things have happened simultaneously, so quickly you are having a hard time processing them. The first was your mother emerging from the hallway that led to her bathroom, dressed in only a bath towel. While not the most common sight, it wasn't something you were going to sc...
6 years ago 744 Words 67 Likes 7,901 Views -
Cupid's Clusterfuck [Nom Nom Nom de Plume]
Chapter 2 in The Valentine's Day Collection
Valentine's Day is hard for everybody. For couples there's the pressure of making specail romantic memories. For single folks, there's gripping with loneliness and frustration. For you, it's trying to study while apparently EVERY OTHER STUDENT ON CAMPUS was coupling up and fuckin...
6 years ago 516 Words 51 Likes 10,478 Views -
To Battle
Chapter 7 in Primal Lands
The sentries are clearly on the lookout for hungry predators rather than lone raiders. You are almost upon your chosen target before he recognizes what is happening. You bash your club into his stomach, and his thin hide tunic provides no protection from the blunt of your...
6 years ago 560 Words 33 Likes 2,472 Views -
You and Kali Plan Your Attack
Chapter 6 in Primal Lands
As you follow Kali's trail, you prepare yourself for battle. You rip a limb from one of the scarce trees dotting the grasslands. It's a far cry from your sabre-tooth sword, but it makes a sturdy enough club. At a small stream you apply mud in fierce designs around your arms and t...
6 years ago 405 Words 30 Likes 2,894 Views -
Let's Hear the Good News First
Chapter 10 in Bounty Hunter for Hire
Well, you're pretty sure you've found Tekka. She's a dead ringer for the gorgeous Twi'lek who sent you out on this hunt, to the point you needed to look twice when you spotted her. But no, there are differences. She is a few inches shorter, for one, and if you look closely her f...
6 years ago 475 Words 9 Likes 3,883 Views
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