Nom Nom Nom de Plume
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- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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I hardly see how that's any of your business.
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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More erotica.
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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They're all good, baby.
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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Ditto.
- I write erotica because
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I sure as hell can't say any of this to real people.
- In conclusion, I am
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Currently? Kinda hungry.
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You Need Him Alive, Try to Reason With Him by Nom Nom Nom de Plume
Chapter 31 in Bounty Hunter for Hire
Walden and his friends want to get Nojahl off the planet, and you don't get paid for a corpse full of holes. You holster your weapon, put your hands up, and walk down the dune towards the camp. Nojahl spots you and approaches cautiously. You note that with your hands up and his...
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-Author's Note- by Nom Nom Nom de Plume
Chapter 2 in Bounty Hunter for Hire
First, the disclaimers! All characters in this story are at least 18 years old! I definately (and obviously) do not own Star Wars! Just a real big fan. With that out of the way... \*Update - October 2020\* Wow, it has been about a year since I started posting this here. Wild...
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Danger, and Dangerous Cargo by Nom Nom Nom de Plume
Chapter 15 in Bounty Hunter for Hire
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A Challenger Approaches by Nom Nom Nom de Plume
Chapter 9 in Primal Lands
The hunting party has returned, and you find yourself facing about a dozen men, winded but ready to fight. You note with some satisfaction these men appear at least fit and healthy, if not great warriors. The hunter at their head, however, almost gives even you pause. He is a bea...
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Taking Daya by Nom Nom Nom de Plume
Chapter 8 in Primal Lands
You drop your club and stop her charge cold, catching the spear below the head, pulling back to grab the handle. Daya struggles, trying to pull the spear back from your grasp, but in your strong hands she may as well have tried to uproot a tree. You can't help but laugh, which on...
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A Peep Show, and a Proposition by Nom Nom Nom de Plume
Chapter 7 in The Valentine's Day Collection
You wait until you can hear the water running before poking your head out to check the hallway. All clear. You sneak quietly down to the bathroom, and carefully crack the bathroom door and peak inside. You can't be too careful, and you want to make sure it's your sister in there...
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Dinner is a Bit of a Blur by Nom Nom Nom de Plume
Chapter 6 in The Valentine's Day Collection
Dinner passes in a blur. You just can't stop getting lost in Amy's eyes. Such a deep blue. They're beautiful. It always annoyed you when your friends would trail after your sister like lost puppies, but you get it now. You're vaguely aware that your sister is telling stories fro...
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Cupid Comes Up With an Idea by Nom Nom Nom de Plume
Chapter 9 in The Valentine's Day Collection
Upon a moment's consideration, you aren't even sure if you COULD a mythological being like Cupid. You settle for giving him a piece of your mind. "How's it going? HOW'S IT GOING?!" You're straddling the line between whispering and screaming. You're angry, but the last thi...
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A Visitor in the Night by Nom Nom Nom de Plume
Chapter 8 in The Valentine's Day Collection
This is getting out of hand. You were already struggling to keep your mother from jumping you at every turn; you aren't sure how you will hold off your sister at the same time. As you nervously pace your bedroom, to stave off panic, a thought occurs: you never got aroun...
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Chekhov's Arrow by Nom Nom Nom de Plume
Chapter 7 in The Valentine's Day Collection
Retreating to your room, you strip off your jeans and peel off your soaked underwear. You feel slightly more in control dressed on dry clothes, but only barely. You honestly weren't ready for the full extent of Cupid's power, and realize you might have been slightly naive to thin...
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