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- Male
- Birthday
- January 4, 1998
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Get to know me better
- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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Work, sleep, eat, repeat.
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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I like Wilbur Smith novels. Any well written story may catch my fancy.
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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Cock
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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Pussy
- I write erotica because
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Mainly boredom, coupled with a healthy dose of deviancy and we have a smut writer.
- In conclusion, I am
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A purple dinosaur who lives on Venus, when you pull my pants down you can see my purple penis.
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Alleyway
by Muppetz
Chapter 6 in To Love A Monster Hunter
You are unfortunately low on crowners, this leaves you one of two options. Swallow your pride, as well as some meaty shafts in the alley for cash or get evicted by Jones.
3 years ago 32 Words 3 Likes 1,843 Views -
Town hub
by Muppetz
Chapter 5 in To Love A Monster Hunter
The sun rises over the hills east of Garto and sunlight pierced the windows of the plain inn room. After a quick breakfast included in the rent and a 10 crowner payment to Jones, you set out towards the town. After an hour of exploring you have discovered a few notable locations...
3 years ago 55 Words 5 Likes 5,694 Views -
Set an ambush with the fishing net for whoever set this trap.
by Muppetz
Chapter 8 in To Love A Monster Hunter
This is obviously a trap meaning the person who set it will be coming back to find any potential victims. Judging from the scene, this has the goblin girls name written all over it. A cursory glance reveals a small trail in which you could set up a small pitfall trap in order to...
3 years ago 244 Words 4 Likes 940 Views -
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"I think that's all I need." Head out of the store.
by Muppetz
Chapter 7 in To Love A Monster Hunter
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"what would you recommend to capture a goblin?" (5C)
by Muppetz
Chapter 7 in To Love A Monster Hunter
"Well goblins are slippery little buggers. I guess a fishing net may do the trick if you set it up in a pitfall trap. Could make the catch much easier. I've got one for sale right here for five crowners." I guess that's a good idea, I can make an ambush on the trails in the fore...
3 years ago 79 Words 3 Likes 965 Views -
General Store
by Muppetz
Chapter 6 in To Love A Monster Hunter
A small wooden front building with the words "General Store" painted on may be a good place to find some equipment for a hunt. After strolling through the double wooden doors you are greeted with a well stocked tidy store with lots of different items. From camping gear, to consum...
3 years ago 230 Words 1 Likes 1,440 Views -
Definitely not, although I could hide and surprise whoever set this obvious trap.
by Muppetz
Chapter 8 in To Love A Monster Hunter
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Of course, the quickest way to the heart is through the stomach.
by Muppetz
Chapter 8 in To Love A Monster Hunter
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Little mischievous Goblin (30 Crowners)
by Muppetz
Chapter 7 in To Love A Monster Hunter
You find a paper with a picture of a Goblin labeled the "Little mischievous Goblin", with a bounty of 30 Crowners. Her crimes are thievery, and an abundance of practical jokes played on travelers on the northern roads of the Grotas Forest. It also warns you that Goblins p...
3 years ago 311 Words 3 Likes 1,673 Views -
Try to find a Bounty at the Frail Guards Barracks.
by Muppetz
Chapter 6 in To Love A Monster Hunter
You walk down the main road, a few blocks deeper into the city until you find the Barracks. A couple of Frail guards are sharpening their weapons on grindstones in the courtyard. After surveying the posted bounties on the notice board you decide on...
3 years ago 44 Words 2 Likes 2,062 Views -
Get down on your knees in order to please.
by Muppetz
Chapter 7 in To Love A Monster Hunter
You stand at the entrance of the alleyway, looking for anyone waling alone and willing to pay a few crowners for a good time. A heavily armored soldier, most definitely a woman with a little extra, judging from the bulge in her leather skirt, walks down the road and makes eye con...
3 years ago 183 Words 4 Likes 1,383 Views -
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Of course, the quickest way to the heart is through the stomach.
by Muppetz
Chapter 4 in To Love A Monster Hunter
Your stomach's growl and watering mouth has already made the decision for you, as before you can stop yourself you have already climbed onto the cart to inspect your lunch. A few delicious looking cooked hams and an amphora with a sweet smelling wine had caught your attention bef...
3 years ago 1,646 Words 15 Likes 3,043 Views -
I am clearly a man.
by Muppetz
Chapter 2 in To Love A Monster Hunter
"Hmmph, you certainly look like you have a moist clam in your breeches, not a sausage." Jones scoffs at you. As you feel the tips of your ears turn red and ball your hands into fists, you have to admit you are not the pinnacle of masculinity. Standing at 5 foot 6 you are not the...
3 years ago 393 Words 6 Likes 3,241 Views -
Introduction
by Muppetz
Chapter 1 in To Love A Monster Hunter
(To get the full experience with this story, please start the game (WIP). If you have any suggestions I would love to hear them, I am only a solo writer so please be patient with updates. I like this concept of a story and I haven't seen any similar concept so I hope you like it....
3 years ago 384 Words 8 Likes 6,775 Views
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