I am clearly a man.

"Hmmph, you certainly look like you have a moist clam in your breeches, not a sausage." Jones scoffs at you.

As you feel the tips of your ears turn red and ball your hands into fists, you have to admit you are not the pinnacle of masculinity. Standing at 5 foot 6 you are not the biggest man and even though you have seen twenty summers your skin is flawless and without blemishes. You have not been bestowed with the traditional bulky physique of your father but more so the rounded smooth curves of your mother, particularly prominent in your wide hips and round shapely butt cheeks. Your blue shining eyes framed by long symmetrical lashes and beautiful short-cut blond hair gives you a distinct androgynous look. If you had not been orphaned at ten years old during the Great Uprising and had you not been raised by your overly feminine aunt, you may have grown to become a more masculine man.

Before you could lash out for the insult, Jones quickly raises a hand "I did not come to argue or fight. I have come for the 10 Crowners you owe me for rent. I will come every morning at sunrise and I do not offer credit. If you cannot pay, I throw you out and keep whatever possessions are left in your room, not that I presume you have a great many..."

You angrily grab his fat arm and turn it so his palm is facing upwards before depositing the 10 Crowners in his hand. "Pleasure doing business with you Greasy." You say with a sarcastic smile, before slamming the door in his face.

"Now, I think it is time for me to earn my keep," you say to yourself as you quickly grab a stale piece of bread and apple from the desk for a quick breakfast, before heading again towards the door. As your room is on the second floor you quickly move through the hallway towards the stairs. As you pass the other rooms, you aren't surprised to learn you are the only tenant in the entire inn, given Jones appalling mannerisms. After bounding down the stairs and out the front door, you quickly make your way past the small stores lining the road towards the Frail Guards Barracks hoping to find and accept your very first bounty.