About me
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- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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Hide in your walls
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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Obscure sci-fi and fantasy books from my position in your walls
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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Drywall
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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Goose
- I write erotica because
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I get bored scuttling through your walls every day
- In conclusion, I am
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In your walls
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Something... Yeah something was definitely wrong.
by MaximumEgg
Chapter 3 in Cum Country.
You jerk awake from a turbulent nightmare of being boiled in a massive cauldron, Krampus laughing at you. Then he stroked his perfect cock until he came in your waiting mouth. You take a deep breath and get out of bed, grateful your parasite didn't decide to wet your bed while y...
1 week ago 6,012 Words 2 Likes 73 Views -
Second draft. Power and Shame
by MaximumEgg
Chapter 2 in Cum Country.
“Ohh, God!! Ohhhh, Fuck!!!!!” You heard someone yell loudly and annoyingly. You were returning to your dingy apartment and your equally dinghy roommate {reader:\*} when you heard the incessant moaning. You sighed, gritted your teeth, and prepared for the worst. You stepped up to...
1 week ago 828 Words 2 Likes 135 Views -
Introduction
by MaximumEgg
Chapter 1 in Cum Country.
Before you lie several drafts of the same story, reiterated upon itself until the point of delirium is reached. Feel free to add to the madness and post your own draft, iterating on what has come before. Where will it end? It won't. Have fun, and remember never to be afraid to b...
1 month ago 100 Words 5 Likes 5,243 Views -
The Dove and the Viper
by MaximumEgg
Chapter 2 in Reality Warped [Now Public]
You and your friend Bruce were looking for a picnic table to have your weekly bro date (hetero style), when Bruce saw a short goth girl reading beneath a tree. The moment you saw her, you knew you would be eating alone. “Yo {first\_name}, I gotta do something real quick,” He sai...
10 months ago 2,946 Words 7 Likes 2,272 Views -
First draft. A petty boy and his chair. skip this one.
by MaximumEgg
Chapter 2 in Cum Country.
You sat in your favorite chair. You had sat in hundreds, no, thousands of chairs before deciding this was your favorite chair. You reclined, satisfied with your unquestionable taste in chairs. If someone asked you what the best chair was, you'd probably be able to tell them prec...
1 year ago 1,181 Words 6 Likes 2,849 Views -
Nothing, she's good the way she is.
by MaximumEgg
Chapter 4 in Cum Country.
No. She has always been there for you when no one else would, you couldn't bring yourself to hurt her like that. Plus you both have a shared love of sexualizing women, if anything she's more of a horn dog than you'll ever be, It'd be a sin to deny her a chance at arcane degenerac...
1 year ago 611 Words 1 Likes 912 Views -
Only good things.
by MaximumEgg
Chapter 3 in Cum Country.
You felt very strange like your entire body was filled with a powerful river flowing through you from a strange far far-off place and outward into your bastard roommate. Speaking of, he began to violently shake and writhe as his body was being primed for transformation. The roo...
1 year ago 1,552 Words 5 Likes 1,896 Views
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