About me
- Gender
- Male
- Birthday
- January 30, 1977
- Location
- 'Murica!
Get to know me better
- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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Run, swim, 40k, paintball, DIY home improvement
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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Science fiction, history
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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Cock
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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Cunt
- I write erotica because
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I have an active imagination and my erotica gives my fantasies a great starting place.
- In conclusion, I am
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A non-de-script white dude with kinky tastes.
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3. Human Sociology 204
by Lord Odie
Chapter 3 in A Proper Young Man’s Guide to Anal Etiquette
By: Lord Odie **The Obligatory Disclaimer** The following is a work of pure sexual fiction and is intended for adult audiences ONLY. If you are under the age of 18, please stop reading NOW and go tell your parent and/or guardian that you need stricter internet supervision. Any...
2 years ago 4,055 Words 4 Likes 821 Views -
2. Just A Normal Tuesday at Home
by Lord Odie
Chapter 2 in A Proper Young Man’s Guide to Anal Etiquette
By: Lord Odie **The Obligatory Disclaimer** The following is a work of pure sexual fiction and is intended for adult audiences ONLY. If you are under the age of 18, please stop reading NOW and go tell your parent and/or guardian that you need stricter internet supervision. Any...
2 years ago 3,491 Words 1 Likes 1,012 Views -
Introduction
by Lord Odie
Chapter 1 in A Proper Young Man’s Guide to Anal Etiquette
By: Lord Odie **The Obligatory Disclaimer** The following is a work of pure sexual fiction and is intended for adult audiences ONLY. If you are under the age of 18, please stop reading NOW and go tell your parent and/or guardian that you need stricter internet supervision. A...
2 years ago 6,787 Words 2 Likes 3,465 Views -
Locker Room Talk
by Lord Odie
Chapter 17 in A Proper Young Woman's Guide to Anal Etiquette
**By: Lord Odie** **The Obligatory Disclaimer** _The following is a work of pure sexual fiction and is intended for adult audiences ONLY. If you are under the age of 18, please stop reading NOW and go tell your parent and/or guardian that you need stricter internet supervision....
2 years ago 3,607 Words 4 Likes 673 Views -
Next Morning
by Lord Odie
Chapter 16 in A Proper Young Woman's Guide to Anal Etiquette
**By: Lord Odie** **The Obligatory Disclaimer** _The following is a work of pure sexual fiction and is intended for adult audiences ONLY. If you are under the age of 18, please stop reading NOW and go tell your parent and/or guardian that you need stricter internet supervision....
2 years ago 949 Words 3 Likes 592 Views -
The Expo, Part III
by Lord Odie
Chapter 14 in A Proper Young Woman's Guide to Anal Etiquette
**By: Lord Odie** Disclaimer: The following is a work of pure sexual fantasy and is intended for adult audiences ONLY. If you are under the age of 18, please stop reading NOW and go tell your parent and/or guardian that you need stricter internet supervision. Any physical resemb...
2 years ago 4,483 Words 1 Likes 470 Views -
Later that Night
by Lord Odie
Chapter 15 in A Proper Young Woman's Guide to Anal Etiquette
Emily walked sleepily down the hallway from her and Cora’s bedroom to the family’s communal bathroom to take a mid-night pee. She still wore her red garter belt and matching stocking from Family Masturbation Time earlier, but had taken off her high heels before bed. A plug strap...
2 years ago 3,354 Words 3 Likes 701 Views -
Family Masturbation Time
by Lord Odie
Chapter 14 in A Proper Young Woman's Guide to Anal Etiquette
Laura Wilder groaned in pain as she tightened down the second Full XL nipple clamp that she’d purchased from The Expo several weeks back. She continued tightening the clamp until the pain emanating from the targeted nipple matched that of its sister. Laura stood mostly nake...
2 years ago 4,564 Words 2 Likes 757 Views -
The Expo, Part II
by Lord Odie
Chapter 13 in A Proper Young Woman's Guide to Anal Etiquette
**Previously in The Expo, Part I:** Our heroine began her tour through the annual Women’s Health and Wellness Expo. Fighting her way through booth after booth of products and services catering to the anal wellbeing of the female populace, Laura is on a quest to see what her elde...
2 years ago 12,621 Words 4 Likes 577 Views -
The Expo, Part I
by Lord Odie
Chapter 12 in A Proper Young Woman's Guide to Anal Etiquette
Laura tossed her purse and business suit jacket onto the passenger seat – leaving her clad in only her expensive, deep blue business skirt and button-up white silk blouse – locked the car’s doors with her phone, and then tucked the device into her skirt’s single small pocket. She...
2 years ago 10,995 Words 3 Likes 537 Views -
The Dermott Clinic, Part II
by Lord Odie
Chapter 11 in A Proper Young Woman's Guide to Anal Etiquette
**Previously in The Dermott Clinic, Part I:** Laura and her two youngest daughters – Cora and Emily – began their semi-annual physicals at the Dermott Women’s Clinic. For Laura, this is something that she’s experienced dozens of times over the previous few decades; although she’...
2 years ago 14,043 Words 3 Likes 552 Views -
Across the Pond, Part I
by Lord Odie
Chapter 10 in A Proper Young Woman's Guide to Anal Etiquette
**Author’s Notes:** I’d like to take this opportunity to introduce Mary Wilder and a few more characters that ‘may’ (cough, cough) be showing up in the main story line before not too much longer. I’d also like to showcase some of the more examples of everyday anal dilati...
2 years ago 11,105 Words 3 Likes 530 Views -
The Dermott Clinic, Part I
by Lord Odie
Chapter 9 in A Proper Young Woman's Guide to Anal Etiquette
"G'mornin'! I'm Georgiana, and welcome to the Dermott Women's Clinic. Do y'all have an appointment?" asked the bubbly brunette receptionist with the deep southern drawl at the front desk of the clinic. "Good morning, and yes we do. Wilder: Laura, Cora and Emily," replied Laura....
2 years ago 11,478 Words 3 Likes 713 Views -
Wilder Nights
by Lord Odie
Chapter 8 in A Proper Young Woman's Guide to Anal Etiquette
As Amanda walked down the hall towards Naomi's room, she briefly paused at the doorway to her two kid sisters’ room. Just as her mother had observed half an hour ago, Cora was still jackhammering her sizable toy into the exhausted ass of an obviously orgasmed-out Emily. The poor...
2 years ago 12,839 Words 4 Likes 655 Views -
Wilder Evenings
by Lord Odie
Chapter 7 in A Proper Young Woman's Guide to Anal Etiquette
Once again, Cora and Emily are reclining on their beds discussing their days with each other. As would be expected, Cora is dressed in her normal cheerleader's uniform, which consists of a tight halter-top and a short, pleated skirt. The mere sight of the eighteen-year-old's larg...
2 years ago 10,205 Words 4 Likes 698 Views -
Déjà Vu, Part II
by Lord Odie
Chapter 6 in A Proper Young Woman's Guide to Anal Etiquette
**Previously in Déjà Vu, Part I:** When last we left our heroines, they were fighting for their lives against the impending Martian Zombie Invasion... Err... I mean ensuring that their anal health was properly looked after. (If I made the incorrect choice of narrative, let me kn...
2 years ago 11,885 Words 3 Likes 816 Views -
Déjà Vu, Part I
by Lord Odie
Chapter 5 in A Proper Young Woman's Guide to Anal Etiquette
Just down the hall inside the Wilder home’s large central bathroom, Laura was admiring herself in the mirror that took up one entire wall of the huge room. For forty-six, she looked amazing and not a day over what twenty-nine would have looked like just fifty years before; a test...
2 years ago 9,887 Words 3 Likes 1,092 Views -
After School Special
by Lord Odie
Chapter 4 in A Proper Young Woman's Guide to Anal Etiquette
“What a day!” eighteen year old Emily exclaimed as she dropped her purple backpack onto the bedroom floor and flopped backwards onto her bed. She was still wearing her school clothes from the day: a somewhat tight yellow T-shirt that hugged her young breasts invitingly and a pair...
2 years ago 10,931 Words 4 Likes 1,612 Views -
Reveille
by Lord Odie
Chapter 3 in A Proper Young Woman's Guide to Anal Etiquette
Emily awoke the next morning to the sound of soft moaning and wet slapping coming from down the hall, in the direction of her older sister Naomi’s room. She sat up sleepily and glanced over at her sister Cora’s bed in time to see her pushing her masturbation kit back under her ma...
2 years ago 11,652 Words 4 Likes 2,383 Views -
Masturbation
by Lord Odie
Chapter 2 in A Proper Young Woman's Guide to Anal Etiquette
Eighteen year old Emily moaned softly to herself as she tried to jill herself off as quietly as possible in the soft confines of her own bed. She’d already kicked off her sheets and was lying, naked from the waist down, spread eagle for all the world to see; should anyone other t...
2 years ago 8,397 Words 8 Likes 4,869 Views
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