Lord Odie
Plot Weaver
- Lord Odie was last seen:
- 4 months ago
- Gender:
- Male
- Birthday:
- January 30, 1977
- Location:
- 'Murica!
- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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Run, swim, 40k, paintball, DIY home improvement
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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Science fiction, history
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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Cock
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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Cunt
- I write erotica because
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I have an active imagination and my erotica gives my fantasies a great starting place.
- In conclusion, I am
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A non-de-script white dude with kinky tastes.
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A Proper Young Man’s Guide to Anal Etiquette by Lord Odie
2 years agoLike most of my stories, this one is set in the Anal Etiquette Universe (EAU). Unlike most of my stories, the main character in this story is a young man. (Gasp!!!) But don’t worry. There will still be enough lesbian anal shenanigans to satisfy even my most devout/deviant readers! The original concept of this story revolved around “Bensonism”. But I had so much fun world building to lead up to it that I’m almost a dozen chapters in and haven’t even gotten to my original ideas that sparked this whole story to begin with! So, I decided to give the story a more fitting title and see where my inspiration led me. The idea of Bensonism is very much intended to be an homage to Simon Benson and the House of Gord graphic novels. (If you don’t know who they are, please turn in your pervert card on your way out the door... normie!) I’ve been a fan of their art and stories for years. While the body modification and BDSM are often more than what I write about, and their works are not necessarily as anally focused as my stuff, but there is more than enough overlap in his work to keep me interested. The basic concept behind Bensonism is that in the future, Simon Benson has become somewhat of a Joseph Smith character – because, why the fuck not!? – with his cult-like followers practicing BDSM to a degree that might shock even the “normal” people who inhabit other parts of the EAU. But outwardly, they’re super-conservative. Basically, think ultra-kinky God-fearing Amish/Mennonites. The Bensonite religion has the Old Testament featuring everyone’s favorite ‘Angry Desert War God’, and the Modern Testament featuring the entire works of “Saint” Benson, which primarily focuses on the proper treatment and roles of men and women. But not the New Testament of traditional Christianity though. All that love and forgiveness stuff is for boring people and has no place in proper Bensonism! I have a few other ideas of where I want to go with this concept but like most of my writing, I make this shit up as I go along! Our story starts with a young man named Matt. He’s a 20-something college student trying to figure out his place in the uncaring world. Like most of his peers in their mid-20s, he has fully embraced the near free-use of women as sex objects. Since the ratio of men to women in the EAU timeline is less than 1-5, women have to viciously compete amongst themselves for male attention, any male attention! But he knows that his that his life of constant fucking and video games is missing something. Something other than the all-consuming drive to empty his balls into willing females. Maybe something that only God – and an oddly alluring anal BDSM sex cult – can provide. Who knows! When we find out, I’ll be just as surprised as anyone else... On a completely unrelated note: from various comments and emails I’ve received over the years, some readers have expressed reservations about the unrealistic sizes and activities in my stories. The original inspiration that moved me to start writing all those years ago was the artwork of USSO/Knockout. He’s a Japanese hentai artist with a flavor for penetration; particularly anal penetration. Feel free to lookup his artwork online. Then maybe some of my crazier scenarios might make a little more sense... In the meantime, enjoy!
- 7 Likes
- 5,212 Views
- 3 Chapters Deep
- English
- BDSM
- 3rd Person, Both
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A Proper Young Woman's Guide to Anal Etiquette by Lord Odie
2 years agoOur story takes place in the not too distant future where the proper, conservative upbringing of respectable young ladies includes the ingrained obedience to authority figures of any type, whether it’s teachers, bosses, parents, or significant others. In the case of heterosexual relationships the authority figure is obvious. In far more common lesbian relationships since, for some unknown reason of nature, women now outnumber men five to one, one of the two partners inevitably takes on the role of authority and the other quickly becomes the subservient. Both heterosexual and lesbian relationships are equally acceptable in the society of the day. Regardless of the type of relationship, one thing is consistent throughout all decent, socially acceptable pairings: the unyielding anal submission of the subservient female. The anal submission by the dominant female is totally at her own discretion. Young ladies are expected to be instructed by their mothers and older sisters from the time they come of age, which is the time they start having sex on their own, to accept objects into their anal cavities. This training continues into the girls’ late teens and early twenties as they’re taught to accept still larger and larger objects into their nether holes until they can’t achieve sexual satisfaction without those holes being fully, and sometimes painfully, packed. That doesn’t infer that anal training stops there. A proper young woman’s anal education is a lifelong commitment by all members of society. This isn’t to say that sexuality is publicly flaunted, as such displays are considered gauche and amoral in the future. In the privacy of the home, of course, anything goes and usually does; sexual depravity being the norm behind closed doors. But in public, what is considered proper social behavior has come full circle to what was acceptable maybe in the 1950’s. A little bit of cleavage on display is okay but tits about ready to pop out of a top is too risqué. A skirt at mid thigh length is perfectly acceptable whereas if the ass cheeks are clearly visible below the hem line, the lady in question is likely to get arrested for solicitation. Equally, that’s not to say that every passerby is oblivious to the very likely fact that all the conservatively dressed business women walking down the street have large plugs up their bottoms and maybe a set of tight nipple clamps crushing their aroused nipples, if the lady in question were so inclined. Quite the contrary in fact. It’s just socially unacceptable to mention such things in polite company. A knowing glance at the cute girl in the next cubicle as she squirms uncomfortably in her office chair is enough to communicate that everyone knows the reason why.
- 69 Likes
- 27,160 Views
- 17 Chapters Deep
- English
- BDSM
- 3rd Person, Both
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Anal Etiquette: The Assisted Wellness Initiative by Lord Odie
3 years agoThis is somewhat of a prequel story is set in the Anal Etiquette Universe (AEU), maybe fifty or so years before the primary storyline with Laura Wilder and friends – perhaps, round about 2056. The intent of this story is to explore how anal became commonplace in the US and around the world as a whole. This story started with a random idea I had women being ‘persuaded’ to submit to being masturbated by strangers in a place of questionable privacy. And then my perverted imagination ran with it from there. Obviously with my personal tastes, anal, BDSM, exhibitionism, lesbianism, and other random kinks will be very prevalent throughout! When the story begins, anal sex is more commonplace than vaginal sex. In fact, anal sex is the norm and people only ever have vaginal sex for procreation; if at all. Some even find the idea of vaginal sex weird or off putting. The public’s views on sex and nudity are also considerably more open and tolerant than today. This is primarily because anti-aging treatments that became widely available in the early 2040’s had the unintended (or maybe totally intended…) side effect of cranking everyone’s libido up to 11, and societies are still trying to adapt to the chaos this created. As a result, societies of the 2050’s are more openminded about public sex and nudity than in the mainline EAU to some extent. In the later timeline, society has figured out that anal dilation does an excellent job at mitigating crazed libidos, and a rigid social code of what constitutes ‘proper’ behavior has evolved. So much so that no one talks about anal dilation in polite conversation, and catching an outward glimpse of anything that could hint at something up women’s backsides is considered a major social faux pau in all but some very specific situations. But the society in this story has no such hangups! (Yet, at least...) In fact, quasi-public sex is commonplace almost to the point of free use. There are a few personal, social, and legal limits, but it’s mostly a free for all. So, things are a bit different than the background of the mainline AEU. If I ever finish this story, I’ll get around to explaining that. (I have a plan at least…) In the meantime, enjoy the insanity!
- 28 Likes
- 23,477 Views
- 6 Chapters Deep
- English
- BDSM
- 3rd Person, Female
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