About me
- Gender
- Male
- Birthday
- April 17
- Location
- Your Mother's Room
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- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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read erotica
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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fantasy novels
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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dick
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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pussy/cunt
- I write erotica because
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I'm bored as hell
- In conclusion, I am
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an ugly bastard
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Life at the Bottom
by Insertnombre
Chapter 4 in Firebird
So here I was, minding my own business, lamenting my pitiable existence, when what I considered to be three walking shit stains approached me. They weren’t exactly the most offensive visually(much to my dismay), but they certainly made up for it with their demeanors. The lead hoo...
3 years ago 433 Words 1 Likes 131 Views -
Meanderings and Musings
by Insertnombre
Chapter 3 in Firebird
With my morning routine complete, I headed to the kitchen area. My dad greeted me while moving around whatever was in the pan. “Good morning, sleepy head! I’m cooking the sausage right now, so sit down and I’ll hand it over in just a moment.” I nodded and replied, “Gotcha. I’ll...
4 years ago 556 Words 1 Likes 253 Views -
The beginning, like any proper story.
by Insertnombre
Chapter 2 in Firebird
Let’s hope I can keep up a good narrator’s perspective. It all began the day of my nineteenth birthday. However, the story needs to start a little bit earlier, just for context. This day started as any other. It was the weekend, which meant that I could wake up about three hour...
4 years ago 374 Words 1 Likes 329 Views -
Introduction
by Insertnombre
Chapter 1 in Firebird
**Welcome, one and all, young-actually, maybe _not_ young, given the story-and old, men, women, human, alien, and everything else there is! I am called Narrator. Today, I have a special story for you. One with all the hallmarks of a classic! Love! Suspense! Action! Mystery! Devel...
4 years ago 404 Words 2 Likes 1,056 Views -
[ERR 404], the [FATAL_ERROR][Insertnombre]
by Insertnombre
Chapter 2 in Monster Isekai
INITIALIZING… FAILED. INITIALIZING… FAILED. INITIALIZING… SUCCESS! LOADING IN CHARACTER… CORE ---- Doom SIZE ---- Small RACE ----- Slime Undead PACKAGE ------- Complete MONSTER POWER ------------- Final Form Timefruit Juice CLASS ----- Assassin CHEAT ----- R...
4 years ago 381 Words 8 Likes 5,718 Views -
a bunch of REALLY good stuff.
by Insertnombre
Chapter 9 in Dungeon Building For Beginners
Let’s go worst to best. > Fame: An imaginary item that you gained by gaining fame or infamy across the lands. It allowed you to do things like upgrade your new plot, or add things to it. > XP: A measure of how well you were doing in the world. Gained by completing quests and ki...
4 years ago 357 Words 12 Likes 1,032 Views -
Something androgynous.
by Insertnombre
Chapter 8 in Dungeon Building For Beginners
You had a non-gendered form, so you needed a non-gendered name. After a bit of deliberation, you settled on Fenix. Fenix Livesbane. A quick dive into your knowledge of mythology gave you the Phoenix. That, however, was fire stuff. Fire and undead tended not to mix well. > You ha...
4 years ago 158 Words 12 Likes 1,168 Views -
Not much, actually.
by Insertnombre
Chapter 7 in Dungeon Building For Beginners
Your rewards: a few loaves of bread and a skein of water. An odd crystal too. With your meagre findings stored within you cloak, you trekked back up the mountainside to your cave. Once within its safety, you Observed the strange blue shard. > Claimant Crystal > An item that a...
4 years ago 220 Words 11 Likes 1,157 Views -
Fuck her brains out, obviously.
by Insertnombre
Chapter 6 in Dungeon Building For Beginners
You quickly threw off your cloak and dropped your scythe. The defeated woman looked at you with a bemused expression, which quickly shifted to panic as you let go of your form, flowing over her body and reaching into every nook, cranny, and crevice (save for the one she'd _actual...
4 years ago 548 Words 11 Likes 1,371 Views -
You jump right on in.
by Insertnombre
Chapter 5 in Dungeon Building For Beginners
You leap up from your hiding spot and land in front of the Mage. He opens his mouth to cast a spell, but you silence him with a punch to the face. You pull your scythe off of your back and bring it 'round. It lands home, blasting straight through his neck and a couple Goblins. Yo...
4 years ago 260 Words 11 Likes 1,294 Views -
You needed LVLs, after all.
by Insertnombre
Chapter 4 in Dungeon Building For Beginners
Your decision made, you began to trek down the mountain. The slow, monotonous action allowed you to think a bit. You were a hybrid of races that shouldn't be possible, and had a class that you had never even heard of. You had a Skill called Massacre that was almost max level, and...
4 years ago 418 Words 9 Likes 1,317 Views -
Everything save for the cave itself.
by Insertnombre
Chapter 3 in Dungeon Building For Beginners
It only took 30 seconds to realize that they took _everything_. They even took your goddamn bedroll. Savages, the lot of them. Wait, if they took everything, then why not your clothes and weapon? You Observed the items you had with you. > Reaper's Scythe, LVL 1 > A weapon inhe...
4 years ago 254 Words 10 Likes 1,467 Views -
A Dullahan-Slime Hybrid(Insertnombre)
by Insertnombre
Chapter 2 in Dungeon Building For Beginners
Looking back at you was a rather androgynous person. They had grey skin, one icy blue eye, one bright yellow eye, and silver hair. You looked and saw a thin silver thread along your neck, outlining the part where your head detached. Your body was almost cat-like in its litheness....
4 years ago 348 Words 10 Likes 2,517 Views -
The Puzzle Box
by Insertnombre
Chapter 2 in Items of Power
The Puzzle Box is a small cube made of wood. It has six sides, each with one puzzle on it. Its usage proceeds as follows. The user picks up the box and thinks about the goal they wish to achieve (i.e., altering others' perceptions, or fundamentally altering reality, or giving th...
4 years ago 188 Words 25 Likes 8,995 Views
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