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- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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- My favorite word for "penis" is
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something I'm yet to discover
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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- I write erotica because
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I like reading it, and it's fun
- In conclusion, I am
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Epilogue
Chapter 20 in Game Monster
When you wake up, you're somewhere else. Somewhere you haven't been before. It takes a while to gain your bearings, but once you've worked out which ways are up and down, the next things you notice are what feels like cold metal on your wrists, and then both of your ankles. You'...
5 years ago 498 Words 8 Likes 1,291 Views -
Resist
Chapter 19 in Game Monster
Somehow, you summon the mental willpower to say a very quiet but definite word. You're not sure if your lips will even make the sound. Your whole body is still burning with need, and the effort of saying it makes you feel sick, but nonetheless, you do. **_No_** Mike looks up. C...
5 years ago 440 Words 7 Likes 1,321 Views -
Go find Mike
Chapter 18 in Game Monster
Even with a flaming torch in hand, the darkness, and the cold, as you descend the first stairway, is shocking. Beyond the aura of the flickering torch it's like nothing exists at all. You shudder, and feel goose pimples forming on your skin, then look down and notice your nipples...
5 years ago 1,418 Words 10 Likes 1,372 Views -
Time Skip
Chapter 17 in Game Monster
Half an hour later, and things are already looking a lot better. In a moment of half practicality half compassion you decided to give Steve one of the two health potions, which means those of you remaining have someone who can actually fight, AND you have extra muscle available f...
5 years ago 988 Words 9 Likes 1,757 Views -
You can't do it.
Chapter 16 in Game Monster
In a moment of decision you start striding towards the door purposefully. Time for a new life and a new you! World here I come! Nothing ventured nothing gained! Somehow despite the strength of your intentions it seems like the closer you get to the door, the slower your steps be...
5 years ago 355 Words 10 Likes 1,349 Views -
Moderate chaos
Chapter 15 in Game Monster
Striding back into the main hall of the inn, you find a very different scene to the one you left. There are scorch marks in the stone all along the east wall, with a strong scent of smoke hanging in the air. Several of the large tables are turned over, and a couple seem completel...
5 years ago 726 Words 8 Likes 1,382 Views -
Hell yes!
Chapter 14 in Game Monster
The stats screen pops up in front of your eyes, with new notifications: **Lvl. 4!** **He@#Aad Wa#iTre%s#** **+10 melee and ranged** **+15 stealth attack** FUCK YES. I mean not perfect, but at least you have an attack now. You weren’t anticipating the extra stealth attack poi...
5 years ago 688 Words 10 Likes 1,751 Views -
Put the plan in action
Chapter 13 in Game Monster
_**Wait!**_ He pauses. "What babe? I said I'm gonna fuck you whatever"_ _ _**I know.. Ummm... But. Well. Please can you fuck me on my back?**_ No idea if this will work, but you've got to try at least_. _ "Oh so you want this dick now? Haha.. Good girl. But I'm not sure,...
6 years ago 348 Words 15 Likes 2,408 Views -
No
Chapter 12 in Game Monster
**_No_** You say it clearly and succinctly.**__ ** "Sorry babe?" Brad looks both confused and let down, like a kicked puppy**_._** **_I said No._** His expression changes, to something a lot meaner. You realise you really judged this guy badly at the start "I don't think yo...
6 years ago 515 Words 14 Likes 2,432 Views -
Absolutely
Chapter 11 in Game Monster
Text flashes before your eyes: **25 Exp Gained** **Ability Gained!:** **Deepthroat** FFS. You thought for a moment you had levelled up. That is a massive let down. Also that's really an ability!? Not sure that's gonna be very useful, or that you're gonna want to use it very m...
6 years ago 197 Words 17 Likes 2,554 Views -
.....okay
Chapter 10 in Game Monster
**_Ummmm... okay_** You mumble tentatively Brad grins manaically "Fuck yes babe!", you get the impression that maybe he wasn't sure if you were gonna say yes or not. You shuffle over, lower down and look up at him, a little embarassed, and not exactly sure how to start.. I mea...
6 years ago 687 Words 14 Likes 2,846 Views -
"How about on your knees?"
Chapter 9 in Game Monster
You're a little confused about what Brad means, until standing right in front of you & still splattered with goblin blood, you realise he's already got his semi-hard dick out. _Well fuck_ On the one hand pleasuring some random jock is not what you had in mind for the morning, a...
6 years ago 114 Words 13 Likes 2,891 Views -
Yes!
Chapter 8 in Game Monster
As you listen you hear the clear sound of quick footsteps coming up the stairs, and along the corridor.. You suddenly realise that you didn't lock the door behind you, and a moment later sure enough it bursts open to reveal.. Two small goblins run in through the doorway, then st...
6 years ago 626 Words 16 Likes 2,743 Views -
Upstairs it is
Chapter 7 in Game Monster
"Upstairs sounds good babe! Maybe we can find a nice comfy room to, er... keep you safe" He smiles to himself, grabs the meat off you, and takes a massive bite as he talks "Lead the way, lets go as far from the door as possible..." The sounds of battle are now raging outside,...
6 years ago 427 Words 13 Likes 2,657 Views -
Jake of course
Chapter 19 in Audrey's Bet
The source of all this trouble, Jake, was standing behind them a few metres back, slow clapping Audrey's fuck. Nick almost immediately slowed his pounding of her, and came to a stop, but still fully erect inside her, holding Audrey tight on his dick, by her leg and against the w...
7 years ago 481 Words 25 Likes 2,820 Views -
Someone new is in the library
Chapter 18 in Audrey's Bet
"I am not enjoying thi-!" Audrey says, squeaking at the end as Nick thrusts hard into her to shut her up. Her eyes rolling back as she moans, her whole body shudders against the wall. "Yeah sure, i can tell youre not enjoying this one bit." Nick laughs, looking at Audrey's ecsta...
7 years ago 308 Words 15 Likes 3,289 Views -
Authors note -
Chapter 5 in Game Monster
Just saying I've not added to this for agess, but have just added a chapter now and would really like to develop the thread - I have tonnes to write, so hopefully more coming soon. I'm pretty new to this so any criticism or suggestions are very welcome. Especially in terms of gra...
7 years ago 106 Words 3 Likes 1,483 Views -
He's a red blooded young 'hero', of course he does
Chapter 6 in Game Monster
He takes a moment, looks around the now almost empty inn, and smiles a little too eagerly.. "Of course babe! You'll be safe with me, trust me. Nothing's getting past my massive sword" He smirks at his own joke and lifts the large piece of glinting iron for you to see, which loo...
7 years ago 487 Words 13 Likes 3,721 Views -
Look for some protection
Chapter 4 in Game Monster
You're clearly in no position to fight anyone currently - and actually as a waitress will you ever be? What does a waitresses level up tree look like!? - You briefly ponder the fact that you've never met a high level waitress before. Though to be fair you've also never, well... y...
9 years ago 510 Words 22 Likes 6,289 Views -
save me!
Chapter 5 in Game Monster
You're working on the spot, but in a split second you decide a course of action, put on your most adorable puppy eyes, try to affect an 'innocent damsel in distress' look, and a little shamefully - but needs must - push your chest up and out a little for extra "charm". _Save me...
9 years ago 313 Words 19 Likes 5,600 Views
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