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- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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- My favorite word for "penis" is
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Cock
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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Cunt
- I write erotica because
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My dick is hard right now.
- In conclusion, I am
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A horny degenerate
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The Beach House
by Iam_DickMan
Chapter 111 in Advanced Fantasy
The beach house was immaculate and modern in design, closer to a mansion, with open ceilings to watch the stars and indoor pools for a more artificially curated experience. Arthur marveled at the sheer wealth it must have taken to design the place, with fountains of ancient, perh...
1 year ago 1,493 Words 10 Likes 412 Views -
A Day at the Beach
by Iam_DickMan
Chapter 110 in Advanced Fantasy
Arthur melted into the beach chair; the slow cooking of the sun’s rays mixed with the soft touch of Danyssa rubbing sunscreen over his chest was almost comfortable enough to make him fall asleep. It had been too long since he had gotten some time in the sun, with his work life co...
1 year ago 846 Words 12 Likes 364 Views -
Long awaited update
by Iam_DickMan
Chapter 2 in Advanced Fantasy
I'm in the process of rewiting from chapter 61 onwards. I was so unhappy with the project direction when i finished last that i decided that i should just take a break. And so i worked on other projects but... i felt like i had hit a wall. Im working on picking it back up so i c...
1 year ago 68 Words 18 Likes 743 Views -
Marcus Adams, the college admin
by Iam_DickMan
Chapter 3 in Powers & Consequences
I had a couple hundred student and Employee files to sort through, and a ridiculously short amount of time to do it. Classes started in four days, and I had been hired in an act of sheer desperation by the school board after the last admin quit. I was fueled by caffine, the glow...
1 year ago 200 Words 23 Likes 2,246 Views -
Scribe(booty)
by Iam_DickMan
Chapter 6 in The Rulebook
I didn't want to be seen as a cheap knock off of one of the greats. I wanted a power set that was uniquely me. I looked down at the notebook, the gears in my head turning. This notebook was possibly one of the most powerful things in the world, if it did everything it said it di...
2 years ago 629 Words 3 Likes 991 Views -
Of course you do(KhepriDrone)
by Iam_DickMan
Chapter 12 in The Rulebook
Despite everything, I really didn't want to stop. Maybe it was the bullying, and Oni Lee of all people being interested in me. Something about a man finally showing an interest in me. Maybe it was because I was a slut and I actually found this sort of thing fun now, or I always...
2 years ago 445 Words 4 Likes 745 Views -
With your newfound sexy body
by Iam_DickMan
Chapter 11 in The Rulebook
Oni Lee continued to try and kill me in vain as I thought about a fun way to stop him. His endless attempts would have been funny in their futility, like in the road runner cartoon. But he was almost soulless in his one track mind if killing me, as if this time the grenade would...
2 years ago 798 Words 4 Likes 892 Views -
I wanted Oni Lee to stop hurting people
by Iam_DickMan
Chapter 10 in The Rulebook
Whatever my reasons for coming out here in the first place, my number one priority was making sure Oni Lee stopped killing people. I took a second to think about what I wanted in my head, to make sure that the rulebook got the right idea. This had to stop, this was supposed to be...
2 years ago 461 Words 4 Likes 807 Views -
The Azn Bad Boys(KhepriDrone)
by Iam_DickMan
Chapter 9 in The Rulebook
My flight (which is awesome, by the way) is interrupted by the sound of an explosion. Explosions even. I correct my course towards the sound to find the source. It's coming from one of the worse parts of town, an area known locally as the docks. It extended far past the actual d...
2 years ago 444 Words 3 Likes 840 Views -
"Are you okay?" (KhepriDrone)
by Iam_DickMan
Chapter 10 in The Rulebook
Regrettable as racism fueled is for the city, it does pave a pretty easy option for conversation. I can't really go wrong with making sure he's alright. "Fine, thanks to you. I'm Brian." He offers his hand and another one of those boyish smiles. I shake his hand and try...
2 years ago 496 Words 6 Likes 779 Views -
The Empire Eighty Eight(KhepriDrone)
by Iam_DickMan
Chapter 9 in The Rulebook
When it came to acceptable targets, Brockton Bay had one group that stood above the rest. Nazis. Oh sure, they would attempt to defend themselves as white nationalists or cleaning the scum off the streets or whatever, but when the cards came down you really didn't have to feel b...
2 years ago 637 Words 6 Likes 902 Views -
The book decides for her
by Iam_DickMan
Chapter 8 in The Rulebook
I was about to put my pencil to paper again to write a detailed description of my costume when I felt my clothes change. The scruffy jeans and brown sweater I was hiding myself in suddenly and abruptly turning into a superhero outfit. If it could be called that. Apparently the r...
2 years ago 640 Words 7 Likes 1,197 Views -
Can't be a hero without a costume.(KhepriDrone)
by Iam_DickMan
Chapter 7 in The Rulebook
I left the café after paying for my tea, thinking about the next step. I could have gone after the trio of bullies that have made my life hell since my mom died- and that thought tripped me up again, the thought of bringing back my mother. I shook my head as I headed out, ruleboo...
2 years ago 307 Words 8 Likes 1,230 Views -
Alexandria(KhepriDrone)
by Iam_DickMan
Chapter 6 in The Rulebook
've always admired Alexandria. I went through the phase all little girls go through as a kid where they wanted to be her, decorate their bedsheets and lunch boxes with her visage. She was strong, smart, and feminine. Exactly who and what I wanted to be. I put my pencil down, stil...
2 years ago 261 Words 7 Likes 1,297 Views -
Be a hero now, save the world later(KhepriDrone)
by Iam_DickMan
Chapter 5 in The Rulebook
The world could wait. It'd stomped down on me long enough that I could justify a little selfishness first. I felt a little guilty about not fixing everything right now, but so long as I don't lose the rule book or die I should be able to retroactively fix everything afterwards. T...
2 years ago 295 Words 9 Likes 1,588 Views -
The Owl House
by Iam_DickMan
Chapter 3 in The Rulebook
Through a door in our world into the Boiling Isles, a mystical land of monsters, witches, shapeshifters, pirates and the elusive Owl Lady. From the Skull to the Toes what mystery awaits you?
2 years ago 33 Words 9 Likes 4,324 Views -
ATTENTION ALL WRITERS
by Iam_DickMan
Chapter 2 in The Rulebook
I was added as an editor to help clean things up in this story. Quite frankly, the front page is a mess, so I want to get things a bit more streamlined. If you have a story that branches from the introduction please move it to either the male, female or fictional world hubs. I wi...
2 years ago 118 Words 36 Likes 8,713 Views -
Fuck a classmate (Mapron01)
by Iam_DickMan
Chapter 4 in The Rulebook
As I come into the next class, I see my classmates. In particular, Maria Camila, who's large breasts I can see hidden behind her white shirt. We always call her Maca for short. Her long black hair flows down her back as she sits down. I decide to quickly sit and write my first ru...
2 years ago 317 Words 9 Likes 1,618 Views -
She can be a hero(KhepriDrone)
by Iam_DickMan
Chapter 4 in The Rulebook
I put my pencil to the paper, but stopped. What exactly did I want? Could I just use this book to wipe away the Endbringers? Save the world? It seemed kinda selfish to use this to my own gain. . . But then again I deserved a little selfishness right? The bullying, the city, my mo...
2 years ago 205 Words 4 Likes 1,825 Views -
Everybody Loves Taylor
by Iam_DickMan
Chapter 6 in The Rulebook
\*New Rule: Everyone is married to Taylor Hebert.\* I frowned and thought for a bit, pausing before committing the words to paper. There were clearly upper limits on how many people I could interact with, so destroying the marriages of a majority of people was clearly out. \*Ne...
2 years ago 124 Words 7 Likes 1,553 Views
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