Haltandcatchfire11
Narrative Architect
About me
- Gender
- Male
- Birthday
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- Location
- UK
- Homepage
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Get to know me better
- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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Write non-erotic fiction, play video games, browse Reddit
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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Fantasy, Science Fiction, Crime Fiction, Comic Books (Graphic Novels if we're being pretentious)
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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Cock
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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Pussy. Cunt is fun, but harsh
- I write erotica because
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It's surprisingly enjoyable, it helps me flex my creative muscles and it's good practice for...I don't want to say 'serious writing', but writing I'd like to do professionally and uh, not anonymously if you catch my drift.
- In conclusion, I am
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Little bit of a smartarse, little bit of a perv (not in a bad way, but like...you kind of have to be a bit of a perv to write erotica lol).
Also absolutely obsessed with actual arses. It's honestly kind of a problem, friend's girlfriend turns around and bends over to put something in the dishwasher? My eyes are glued to the back of those jeans.
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Compendium of Randomness
Sometimes you write something that you just can't quite fit into any of your existing stories, or into the other people's stories you've been contributing to. For these occasions, I'll be putting those chapters here and placing links to them in other stories; for example, if I have a cracking idea for an ENF chapter that's technically part of a story that doesn't allow for ENF, I'll post it in here and signpost readers to it from said story. Simple, right?
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The Pantry
A compendium of short stories about beautiful women, where an item of food serves as the central piece of imagery.
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The Unravelling of Meryl Prentiss
At Hartwell College, Nineteen-Year Old Meryl Prentiss has always been a model student. Member of most of the clubs on campus, head of a couple more, she's never so much as drank, smoked or taken any sort of , nor has she had a single boyfriend. As demure and proper as any parents could ever hope for their daughter to be...until now. Meryl finds herself having a most unusual series of freak accidents, which gradually become more and more compromising, risking severe damage to her spotless reputation. Will she keep it together, or will it all come crashing down?
