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- I write erotica because
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if you want something done properly, you gotta do it yourself
- In conclusion, I am
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a pervert
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Job hunting is probably safe and boring, no dick beatings! Unless... (BJ)
by Garf
Chapter 44 in Cheerleader Destiny
"So, John Doe, why do you want to work at the ScheisseBurger", the grossly overweight man asked you. This did not look promising. You had thought that flipping burgers would at least be a simple job and easy to get. However, not only did the place look like someone had used a sh...
3 months ago 542 Words 18 Likes 664 Views -
Back to school - Monday (BJ and sex)
by Garf
Chapter 43 in Cheerleader Destiny
The alarm that wakes you up comes from Hannah's side. You can hear her getting up. That means you can sleep for like fifteen minutes more before it's your turn to use the bathroom. ...but the sound of the shower starting opens your eyes - you've never seen Hannah naked! So, y...
3 months ago 1,967 Words 72 Likes 6,354 Views -
Gain a stepsister and experience glory hole fun (BJ)
by Garf
Chapter 42 in Cheerleader Destiny
Of course, you could just masturbate. But it feels somewhat wrong to just jerk off when you have such power at your fingertips. You could ask one of your girlfriends to drive over as they both have their own cars. After having spent the entire weekend with them, your lizard br...
3 months ago 1,048 Words 82 Likes 6,680 Views -
Dawn brings disappointment but also success
by Garf
Chapter 16 in Isekai'd
Max woke feeling great after their activities the night before. Instead of sore or exhausted, he felt on top of the world. His mana spheres weren’t full, but they weren’t empty either — and the fact that a certain brunette was attending him didn’t hurt. Wait — brunette? Max took...
8 months ago 725 Words 2 Likes 123 Views -
Magical experiment - unlocking 3rd sphere
by Garf
Chapter 15 in Isekai'd
Back in the room, Max made sure that the door was locked. He sat down on the plush couch and looked at Anna. "I assume that I must try transmuting you", he asked and the girl nodded. "It's probably easier to do that first rather than trying to transmute yourself", she expla...
8 months ago 1,046 Words 9 Likes 376 Views -
Interlude: The Mind of Anna
by Garf
Chapter 12 in Isekai'd
Anna watched the little hamlet fade behind the horizon as the carriage rumbled northward. She noticed that Max was deep in thought and didn’t want to bother her new... boyfriend? Boss? Master? The thought gave her a little tingle low in her belly. Her life had changed so radica...
9 months ago 693 Words 10 Likes 355 Views -
Brutal and bloody
by Garf
Chapter 10 in Isekai'd
Maximilian rotated his shoulders, popped his neck and took a deep breath. As he flexed his fingers, he was recalling old memories - memories of the life he had lived back on Earth. Max was weaker than what he had been at this age and the muscles were not used to complicated movem...
9 months ago 1,070 Words 10 Likes 368 Views -
Catching the stalker
by Garf
Chapter 8 in Isekai'd
I have to deal with this before it gets out of hand, Maximilian decided. Who knew what this stalker might do? On his way to the tavern he had spotted earlier, he ducked into a side alley and rushed down it, making as much noise as possible. As he popped out onto a different stree...
9 months ago 698 Words 18 Likes 863 Views -
Becoming a magical healer in a seriously gender-imbalanced world
by Garf
Chapter 3 in Isekai'd
"I'm glad to see everyone still so eager to learn, even at this stage of your curriculum," the lecturer remarked dryly before launching into a monologue. Maximilian tuned out almost immediately. He still couldn’t quite believe what had happened — or was happening — to him. A mom...
9 months ago 1,803 Words 18 Likes 1,895 Views -
Maximilian (M) - an old man gaining a second chance
by Garf
Chapter 2 in Isekai'd
**A/N: tags that will be included in the story are MF, MFF+, harem, oral, anal, light exhibitionism, light BDSM, group sex. Tags that will definitely NOT be included are NTR, humiliation, hard BDSM, /, pregnancy, watersports/scat.** \*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*...
9 months ago 495 Words 14 Likes 2,373 Views -
Spectator sports
by Garf
Chapter 30 in Torchship Seraglio
The Captain's voice came clear through the intercom: "We are twelve hours from Novaya Zemlya. All hands meeting at Captain's quarters in two hours, including those on watch duty. Make sure your stations can survive a bit on their own. And in entertainment news, Aslög and I will...
1 year ago 785 Words 2 Likes 116 Views -
Amaterasu helps Pinga decide
by Garf
Chapter 29 in Torchship Seraglio
Bari and Amaterasu were, eventually, able to teach Pinga the basics—mostly how to turn on the autopilot that would follow a preprogrammed route. Pinga was surprised how little work the bridge bunnies actually had to do under normal circumstances. “That’s how we can look this gla...
1 year ago 1,444 Words 3 Likes 89 Views -
Bari takes her turn
by Garf
Chapter 28 in Torchship Seraglio
Eventually, Amaterasu slid off Luke’s lap and teetered back toward her nav station on sky-high peep-toe heels, tugging the hem of her glittery dress down just enough to barely cover her fleshy rump. Her face was streaked with smeared makeup, and both slender shoulder straps of he...
1 year ago 1,091 Words 2 Likes 92 Views -
Navigation lesson, interrupted
by Garf
Chapter 27 in Torchship Seraglio
Pinga smoothed her borrowed dress as she nervously climbed the stairs toward the bridge. She remembered well how appalled Nepthys had been when Pinga had shown up top all sweaty and messy. And while the computer tech wouldn’t be present, the way Macha and Nepthys had stressed tha...
1 year ago 1,404 Words 3 Likes 111 Views -
Metzli gets her turn
by Garf
Chapter 26 in Torchship Seraglio
Pinga leaned back in her chair in the galley, patting her belly and letting out a mighty burp that startled Macha and Nepthys. Both of them burst into giggles. “It’s good to see you’re eating well,” Macha said, dabbing her mouth with a napkin. “But the others are right—we need t...
1 year ago 1,314 Words 3 Likes 99 Views -
Finally, it is engine training time
by Garf
Chapter 25 in Torchship Seraglio
May took her time preparing her station, turning off the music April had left playing and sliding the box of lollipops out of sight with a sigh. Pinga watched her closely, waiting for the other shoe to drop. June and April had been talkative and encouraging—May’s quiet, focused d...
1 year ago 862 Words 4 Likes 99 Views -
Meanwhile, gossip gang gathers
by Garf
Chapter 24 in Torchship Seraglio
"So? Don’t keep us in suspense!" Metzli called out, hands on her hips as she spotted May entering the galley. Her face fell slightly when she saw only two women waiting. May lingered by the counter, glancing toward the hatch. "Hmm… maybe I’ll grab a snack first. See if anyone el...
1 year ago 750 Words 4 Likes 100 Views -
The power of the sun at my fingertips!
by Garf
Chapter 23 in Torchship Seraglio
"Welcome back, new girl," April said with a chuckle as Pinga clambered down the ladder. They were alone on the engineering deck—June having gone off-watch, and May still asleep before hers. "Does it ever get frustrating, being stuck here all the time?" Pinga asked timidly, comin...
1 year ago 964 Words 4 Likes 110 Views -
Meanwhile Luke, Aslög and promise of anal
by Garf
Chapter 22 in Torchship Seraglio
Meanwhile, Aslög was primping in the girls’ dorm on Deck 4. She sat at a small vanity lit by soft LEDs, carefully applying dark eyeshadow with steady, practiced hands. A few precise strokes of mascara followed, then a smooth layer of dark red lipstick. She leaned closer, exa...
1 year ago 1,576 Words 4 Likes 125 Views -
Learning the life support systems
by Garf
Chapter 21 in Torchship Seraglio
Pinga moved carefully down the ladder to Deck 9, though in truth, her heels made climbing easier—more leverage, more control. The lighting was dim, and the air carried a peculiar blend of perfume, moist soil, and the faint tang of ozone from nearby electronics. She stepped off b...
1 year ago 1,365 Words 4 Likes 101 Views
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