Funatic
CHYOA Veteran
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- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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Play Videogames, Watch Anime, Drown my sorrows in Porter. Although i have no sorrows. i still drown them though.
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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Everything. Except Sci-Fi. Fuck that shit, i want dragons, demons, damsels in distress, dudes in discord, drowning debaters and daring dealers. Alliterations are the greatest thing known to humans, closely followed by great arses.
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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- I write erotica because
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I am fucking bored. Do you see this extensive profile description? I have literally nothing better to do in my free time. Now go read my stories, they are mediocre!
- In conclusion, I am
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MEDIOCRE I TELL YOU! The english language is a bit stiff to me. Als Deutscher kann ich die Satzstrukturen dieser Sprache nicht völlig absorbieren. That's partly why i do this shit, to comprehend the english language. Mostly i do it to make attractive characters bang though.
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The Gamer, Chyoa edition. by TheDespaxas
When he turned 18, John Newman received a gift from Gaia the world spirit. Starting now his whole life would become a video game. Follow him as he discovers his new powers and use them for his own purposes. Unlike what happens in the original The Gamer has some other priorities and will develop his powers to have a lot of fun with the ladies around him.
- 807,739 Likes
- 40,284,705 Views
- 2,126 Chapters Deep
- English
- Science Fiction
- 3rd Person, Male
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Corporate Dominion by Funatic
Iridescia, the City of the Interstice, home to billions of souls. A place of fantastical technologies and magic. A place of scientific education and walking gods. A place of unshackled economy, of prosperity so profound that the most threatening thing of all is the slow of the soul. Where steel, soil and sustenance are of no concern, where entertainment is abundant and energy is cheap, there is a place where ambition alone marks the worth of a soul. This is the City of the Interstice, where the Cultivators and their corporations reign and trade with the million worlds connected through the natural portals. This is Iridescia. In one soul, that ambition, that hunger to act, awakens on one day as rainy as all the others.
- 73 Likes
- 892 Views
- 8 Chapters Deep
- English
- Fantasy
- 3rd Person, Male
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To Prove Superiority by bastardlydastard
in a world where men are considered weak and unworthy, you are determined to prove otherwise, through combat and sex.
- 8,004 Likes
- 2,140,061 Views
- 140 Chapters Deep
- English
- Fantasy
- 2nd Person, Male
