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- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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Play Videogames, Watch Anime, Drown my sorrows in Porter. Although i have no sorrows. i still drown them though.
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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Everything. Except Sci-Fi. Fuck that shit, i want dragons, demons, damsels in distress, dudes in discord, drowning debaters and daring dealers. Alliterations are the greatest thing known to humans, closely followed by great arses.
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- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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- I write erotica because
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I am fucking bored. Do you see this extensive profile description? I have literally nothing better to do in my free time. Now go read my stories, they are mediocre!
- In conclusion, I am
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MEDIOCRE I TELL YOU! The english language is a bit stiff to me. Als Deutscher kann ich die Satzstrukturen dieser Sprache nicht völlig absorbieren. That's partly why i do this shit, to comprehend the english language. Mostly i do it to make attractive characters bang though.
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Up and Coming 4 – Making a Name
by Funatic
Chapter 37 in Corporate Dominion
“I hate you. You are the worst.” Avari cleaned the last tears from the corners of her eyes, then wiggled her way out of the hug. “All of you. Just THE worst!” “Yeah, yeah.” Eldred managed to get one more head pat in before the gremlin jumped into an adjacent chair. “Can I ask yo...
1 day ago 2,113 Words 10 Likes 80 Views -
Up and Coming 3 – A presentation of Corpos and Fathers
by Funatic
Chapter 36 in Corporate Dominion
Ba-dump- Ba-dump- Ba-dump. It took three calm heartbeats before the words he had spoke properly registered in his own mind. In an instant, he jumped up, picking up Ellie as he went. It was a storm of jubilation from his soul to his lips, manifesting in manifold spins around his...
2 days ago 3,161 Words 12 Likes 93 Views -
The Triple Bred (Part 2) [Erotic Content]
by Funatic
Chapter 2159 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
The duo sunk to the bed, crawling across the luxurious sheets. Every bit of their surrounding was a testament to the wealth and power that they had acquired together. The expensive, subtle decorations in the corners, the rich colour of the plaster, the size of the bed, the qualit...
2 days ago 2,939 Words 32 Likes 573 Views -
Up and Coming 2 – Big Rooms to Fill
by Funatic
Chapter 35 in Corporate Dominion
Once they had disentangled, Avari began the tour properly. “Alright, so we haven’t done a lot of restructuring in the general sense, so a lot of the places will be familiar and probably will be used to the same end as they were before our takeover.” The gremlin gestured at the r...
2 days ago 2,764 Words 10 Likes 100 Views -
The Triple Bred (Part 1) [Erotic Content]
by Funatic
Chapter 2158 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
The first breeding had been in the Sex Dungeon, the second and third in a bedroom on Hawaii and the fourth on an altar in an Aztec city. Compared to these three, the harem-sized bed felt almost mundane. ‘That’s just my familiarity with it,’ John told himself and threw Layla onto...
3 days ago 2,300 Words 34 Likes 543 Views -
Up and Coming 1/Prologue – A Place called Home
by Funatic
Chapter 34 in Corporate Dominion
Without Neora in the room, the last bits of tension in it finally went away. A long sigh escaped Terua as she picked up the full tea cup that the Dark-Eyed Doll had left behind. The inhumanly long arm of the crone managed to reach far enough to pour the contents into a small caul...
3 days ago 2,845 Words 12 Likes 82 Views -
Dissonance 21/Epilogue – The Storm that Shatters
by Funatic
Chapter 33 in Corporate Dominion
It was difficult to say who was more annoyed after Eldred woke up: himself or the dwarves. According to the doctor, who promptly presented him with a bill, he had been out for almost an hour. An unusually long time by hospital standards, considering they had only needed thirty m...
3 days ago 2,571 Words 11 Likes 90 Views -
An Evening of Truth
by Funatic
Chapter 2157 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
Scarlett waited for them at the restaurant. The long-haired redhead held a breadstick between two fingers. “An echo of past vices,” John commented as he approached the table. “Having cravings?” “Mhm,” Scarlett responded only with an enigmatic hum. She shot him a glare when he t...
5 days ago 2,693 Words 45 Likes 645 Views -
Dissonance 20/Finale – Chains of Opportunity
by Funatic
Chapter 32 in Corporate Dominion
Time seemed to stop. Otto and his henchmen froze in terror, Nyx remained silent, only Eldred moved, staring back at the divine thing that paid attention to him. Ragthar’s presence was like the unreachable sun in the driven man’s visualisation. The god was an uncaring, even cruel...
5 days ago 2,137 Words 16 Likes 108 Views -
A Movie Break
by Funatic
Chapter 2156 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
Gnome and Moira managed to retreat into the privacy of the Palace, John and Layla shortly behind them. Right behind the door, in the safety of the many wards and precautions of their domicile, waited Fianna. The tiger maid was in the outfit of her station. A white, frill-trimmed...
6 days ago 2,132 Words 46 Likes 512 Views -
Dissonance 19 – Fighting Monsters
by Funatic
Chapter 31 in Corporate Dominion
Eldred had ice on his skin and fire in his veins. Hands clasped around his arm. With all of their shared might, Nyx tried to slow his descent. She slowed him somewhat, a difference that mattered. The floor was fast approaching. Landing on his back meant landing on his remaining...
1 week ago 2,560 Words 15 Likes 111 Views -
Friends and Loggings
by Funatic
Chapter 2154 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
“Took you long enough!” Delicia shouted as the ferry settled against the Pier. “We were starting to think we should just leave.” “She was thinking that,” Nightingale disagreed. “I have patience.” “Urgh, Gale, you are so whipped! What happened to the girl that would sneer at nob...
1 week ago 2,142 Words 49 Likes 533 Views -
Dissonance 18 – Ganging Up
by Funatic
Chapter 30 in Corporate Dominion
The granite block of the Granite-Block district was so large it boggled the mind. Eldred had only ever seen it from afar, which had belied the scale. Up, left, or right, whichever direction Eldred looked, it was just smooth granite. Not perfectly smooth, it was still natural in s...
1 week ago 2,580 Words 15 Likes 133 Views -
Handing over Notes
by Funatic
Chapter 2155 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
Sandwiches were eaten, his dick was sucked, and after about half an hour, they were ready to move on. It was just past noon at that point, still quite early in what was a hopefully long day of love and laughter. Delicia and Nightingale cleaned their mouths by drinking water deri...
1 week ago 2,632 Words 52 Likes 907 Views -
A Garden and a Reading
by Funatic
Chapter 2153 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
“I want a hedge wall.” Layla gestured first westwards, then drew a curve along the east. “From the base of the mountain to that little bay there. On the other side, make it curve from the water all the way to the passage between the two mountains.” “As you command.” John tapped...
1 week ago 2,714 Words 50 Likes 730 Views -
Chats on a Ferry
by Funatic
Chapter 2152 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
With a belly full of greasy goodness and with two gorgeous women by his side, the emperor of Fusion strutted down the streets of the Commercial district. Things were picking up now. People were setting up their shops or waiting for the customers to move from the food places to th...
1 week ago 2,980 Words 49 Likes 630 Views -
Dissonance 17 – Void and Lotus [Vex POV]
by Funatic
Chapter 29 in Corporate Dominion
The buffoon ran down the street, unaware that the cracking behind him was not that of roaring clouds. Both of them hanging suspended above the street, Vex’s palms met the red sheath of the undrawn blade repeatedly. The mysterious woman was swinging leisurely, though at their pa...
2 weeks ago 2,721 Words 16 Likes 143 Views -
Knowing Her
by Funatic
Chapter 2151 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
“I know you hate make-up, but making a girl cry to check if she’s wearing any is cruel.” Layla’s quip made the Gamer laugh out loud. The two of them were sitting on a random bench in the woods. The wooden thing was quite creaky and, truthfully, John did not like sitting on it. I...
2 weeks ago 2,603 Words 50 Likes 946 Views -
Glorious Morning
by Funatic
Chapter 2150 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
John woke up to the sound of aggressive panting. This had him confused for all of two seconds. He was so used to getting up to something, typically lips, around his dick that any alternative boggled the mind. Once his mind snapped to what day it was, he knew immediately what was...
2 weeks ago 3,408 Words 51 Likes 696 Views -
Bread and Circus
by Funatic
Chapter 2149 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
“You want me to do WHAT?!” Eliana screeched. The nervous exclamation was immediately followed by a giggle. As it always was when she was trusted with something, the pretty little psycho was simultaneously aghast and flattered by the suggestion. She squirmed in her seat, grinning...
2 weeks ago 1,897 Words 50 Likes 813 Views
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