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- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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Play Videogames, Watch Anime, Drown my sorrows in Porter. Although i have no sorrows. i still drown them though.
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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Everything. Except Sci-Fi. Fuck that shit, i want dragons, demons, damsels in distress, dudes in discord, drowning debaters and daring dealers. Alliterations are the greatest thing known to humans, closely followed by great arses.
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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- I write erotica because
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I am fucking bored. Do you see this extensive profile description? I have literally nothing better to do in my free time. Now go read my stories, they are mediocre!
- In conclusion, I am
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MEDIOCRE I TELL YOU! The english language is a bit stiff to me. Als Deutscher kann ich die Satzstrukturen dieser Sprache nicht völlig absorbieren. That's partly why i do this shit, to comprehend the english language. Mostly i do it to make attractive characters bang though.
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Corporate Dominion – Chapter 42 – Up and Coming 9 – A Week Ticking By
by Funatic
Chapter 42 in Corporate Dominion
Eldred spent the remaining five days in a cycle of waking up, considering what to do, and then taking one or several of his women out on a date. With Nyx, he went to see a play. The ghost lady struck him as the sort of woman to enjoy the opera. His intuition served him well ther...
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The First Harem Tournament 13 – Field Tests and Talks
by Funatic
Chapter 2175 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
There was a blinding flash of energy. Most averted their gaze, John took advantage of his lack of biological oculars to keep watching. The beam, a mixture of arcane and electrical currents, poured from the nozzles of a contraption that Hailey carried like a minigun. As the barre...
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The First Harem Tournament 12 – Bird Chasing
by Funatic
Chapter 2174 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
Three of John stood on one side of the arena. One Nightingale presented herself as his opponent. In John’s personal opinion, the world couldn’t have handled more than one of her. Pale as starlight, a mature, gorgeous face framed by hair of the deepest purple put him in her thral...
3 days ago 2,507 Words 43 Likes 477 Views -
The First Harem Tournament 11 – Far Viewing [Romulus POV]
by Funatic
Chapter 2173 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
Romulus was annoyed. He wasn’t above the emotion. It had struck him more and less over the times of his life. Being ancient brought with it phases in life that simply spanned for longer. In some parts of his life, he could admit, he had been quite petulant. He didn’t regard this...
5 days ago 2,797 Words 48 Likes 707 Views -
Up and Coming 8 – A CEO’s Privilege [Erotic Content]
by Funatic
Chapter 41 in Corporate Dominion
Eldred put his backpack and Ellie back into her little girlfailure cave. She immediately pulled out the two puzzles. One she had finished, the other she had gotten halfway through before Eldred decided it had been enough for the day. “Store these away, then meet me in my office.”...
6 days ago 3,291 Words 11 Likes 117 Views -
The First Harem Tournament 10 – Comforting Lines
by Funatic
Chapter 2172 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
“…the final outcome of it all was: nothing,” John read. “It had been for naught. Ten thousand men marched on low supplies and captured a fortress against all odds. Their reward? An order to retreat from a treacherous senate. ‘Is this really it?’ Julio asked himself, chewing the i...
6 days ago 2,621 Words 43 Likes 540 Views -
Up and Coming 7 – Puzzles for the Mind Goblin
by Funatic
Chapter 40 in Corporate Dominion
It occurred to Eldred that he had somehow stumbled his way into having not just one, not just two, but three girlfriends (or wives or whatever) without going on a single date. He had kissed, he had gotten sucked off, he had done the deed, but he hadn’t taken a girl out in any rom...
1 week ago 2,875 Words 13 Likes 107 Views -
The First Harem Tournament 9 – The Quiet Ones [Jane POV]
by Funatic
Chapter 2171 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
Wetlands. Jane groaned at the randomly determined biome. The mud would get her bodysuit all dirty. ‘How am I supposed to show off what I got like that?’ Slit pupils narrowed as they fell on her opponent. ‘Not that I can afford holding back too much.’ As the woman with the Regal...
1 week ago 2,262 Words 47 Likes 795 Views -
The First Harem Tournament 8 – Watching and Waiting
by Funatic
Chapter 2170 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
John stood at the balcony and watched the clash of the army segments. Four groups of 25 soldiers each were clashing in a simulated mountainous landscape. One was led by Chemilia, one by Ted, one by James and one by Elu. Getting the elderly woman into the capital had taken a bit...
1 week ago 2,230 Words 43 Likes 413 Views -
The First Harem Tournament 7 – Fight, Fight, Fight, Kiss, Kiss, Kiss! [Metra POV]
by Funatic
Chapter 2169 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
The plains around them were scarred with the signs of their repeated clashes. Grass, green and yellow, had been rolled up like Persian rugs, roots torn from simulated soil by the raw of their blows. Earthen spikes remained where their fight had travelled. Much deeper was t...
1 week ago 2,421 Words 46 Likes 732 Views -
The First Harem Tournament 6 – Dark Waters [Undine POV]
by Funatic
Chapter 2168 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
“I’ll give it a quick spin,” Siena cooed, already sashaying towards the wheel. Undine watched silently, indulging her eyes in the left to right of those wide hips. Truly, no one else, inside or outside the Imperial Choir, was as blessed in this department as the dark Harmonia. ‘...
1 week ago 2,458 Words 45 Likes 556 Views -
Up and Coming 6 – Bonding Time
by Funatic
Chapter 39 in Corporate Dominion
Neora got settled into the empty room and was graciously provided their old sleeping arrangement of camping mats and pillows. That they were used bothered the Dark-Eyed Doll as little as the faint scent of sex that clung to them even after they had been cleaned. She was just than...
2 weeks ago 2,473 Words 13 Likes 124 Views -
The First Harem Tournament 5 – Break Entertainment
by Funatic
Chapter 2167 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
“I can’t believe you’re doing this in public!” Delicia exclaimed. “How perverted can you get?!” “He certainly is a depraved one…” Momo sneered. “A Master as daring as they come,” Claire added with just a tinge of judgement in her tone. “Perfect as he is, he will come to realize...
2 weeks ago 2,588 Words 47 Likes 900 Views -
The First Harem Tournament 4 – Blocking Light [Nia POV]
by Funatic
Chapter 2166 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
“You may do the honours,” Moira invited. Nia gripped the side of the wheel and gave it a quick tug. Magical sounds echoed in the air, leaving tumbling afterimages in the unperceived waves of magic permeating everything. A different tinge filled each ripple, the beginning of a se...
2 weeks ago 2,110 Words 48 Likes 577 Views -
The First Harem Tournament 3 – Live Chat
by Funatic
Chapter 2165 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
“Who’s a good little robo slut?” Scarlett’s answer was a drooling grin. With two hands wrapped around her neck, all ability to answer had been taken from her anyhow. Jane’s hips rolled, setting the rhythm to which the double-sided dildo glided in and out the two of them. “Inhal...
2 weeks ago 2,679 Words 48 Likes 743 Views -
The First Harem Tournament 2 – vs feline Lightbearer [Scarlett POV]
by Funatic
Chapter 2164 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
“Ya wanna do the honour or should I?” Jane asked. Scarlett inspected the magical wheel that just manifested next to them. A pointer hovered above, waiting to highlight whichever of the manifold biomes the Coliseum could create was chosen. “To the loser goes the right to choose,”...
2 weeks ago 2,235 Words 50 Likes 637 Views -
Up and Coming 5 – A Convenient Timing
by Funatic
Chapter 38 in Corporate Dominion
The quartet moved to the front door. “Did you order something?” Eldred asked. “No, everything I did order arrived in recent days,” Avari answered. “Did you leave the chain-link fence unlocked, Sir?” The owner of the building thought back. He had moved on complete autopilot. “I...
3 weeks ago 1,871 Words 16 Likes 146 Views -
The First Harem Tournament 1 – Opening Events
by Funatic
Chapter 2163 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
The Guild Hall was settled in. Temporary residents had moved out, new permanent residents had moved in, ferry connections were established and everything was up and running. The first stress test was going, which meant their usual pressure release valve was as moody as usual. “W...
3 weeks ago 2,269 Words 50 Likes 867 Views -
Waves in Motion
by Funatic
Chapter 2162 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
“And that’s confirmed?” John asked. “Yes, yes, it is,” the Horned Rat responded. The god had managed to make his way across the ocean. Sometimes John wondered how it was that he seemed to ignore travel distances in much the same way the Gamer did using his teleportation outpost...
3 weeks ago 2,327 Words 54 Likes 648 Views -
The Relocation
by Funatic
Chapter 2161 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
Layla was pregnant with a girl, Lee and Lorelei with boys. Lorelei did consider having that be switched, since her clan was a matrilinear one, but ultimately elected not to. “There will be plenty of opportunities to produce an heiress,” she had reasoned. As long as John had anyth...
3 weeks ago 2,408 Words 51 Likes 793 Views
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