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- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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Play videogames duh, silly
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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Richelle Mead Books, and while I wrote i realized that there is no real difference between her books and erotica
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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thing that goes in the wrong hole to make splash
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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front-side butthole
- I write erotica because
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me horny, me single, me horny, me need realese, me like to write
- In conclusion, I am
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a horny single guy with way too much time on his hand... and other stuff on his hand as well, erm
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nope, no sex today
by Defamir
Chapter 70 in Game Monster
/hey guys, remember me? i guess not, i am sorry boys for the long delay i just dont really (contrary to what i wrote last time) know where to go with this story at the moment, mainly because i ran all out of steam on the ol' jokemachine but also bc i wrote myself into a corner an...
6 years ago 472 Words 4 Likes 556 Views -
Suprises mah mateys
by Defamir
Chapter 69 in Game Monster
"Nope not this time" you hear a voice before the booming voice can talk and see Rake moving in. He moves weirdly like hisnot in control of his own body. He moves his hands in a weird way too as if he was writing something. The booming voice starts but is stopped before you even h...
7 years ago 613 Words 10 Likes 824 Views -
The Bookrigins
by Defamir
Chapter 68 in Game Monster
/that word would make for an excellent name for an evil character inside a haunted library or something well anyhow how long can we still go without a sexchapter? is there some rule that there has to be one at some point, well anyway further without taboo any contine us let... wa...
7 years ago 534 Words 6 Likes 680 Views -
Origins number two
by Defamir
Chapter 67 in Game Monster
/hey guys... i am very sorry for the veeeeeeeeeeeeery long delay, my university courses decided to fuck me more than my short lived... love/fuck partner did, well anyway you all were surely waiting for a continuiuation of my shitty fucked up humour and...well... erm, yes I don't...
7 years ago 818 Words 9 Likes 715 Views -
Origins
by Defamir
Chapter 66 in Game Monster
/A few explo chapters some out of the game world__ _You gaze at the world around you. A shadowy wasteland in front of three teeth like obelisks that are in formed in a triangle the tips spikey and pointed at eachother and inbetween them a blue shiny orb. Behind you and opposite...
7 years ago 595 Words 8 Likes 735 Views -
Of Demons and Gods or Heroes and Corruption
by Defamir
Chapter 65 in Game Monster
/Sow, here we are again. Another chapter done, another started and all that was coverd in all these chapters was basically... well probably around three to four days... things are moving pretty quickly so I might slow it down a bit although considering my upload rate lateish it m...
7 years ago 798 Words 10 Likes 809 Views -
Fukkin peeeppls
by Defamir
Chapter 64 in Game Monster
/And today on what fuckery can one person alone do to a title line in order to give everyone reading it cancer... peniscancer that is since I actually want you all to loose them like just fall off like just remove them selves... why, well it would be kind of funny to be honest......
7 years ago 1,764 Words 7 Likes 945 Views -
Grand Fuck Part One (dont worry will only be a two part series)
by Defamir
Chapter 63 in Game Monster
/Soooo since I made a Hobbit like battle sequence - milking it out too the maximum I mean - in so many parts even warner bros couldn't make more (seriously though i think they would find a way) I want to do the same to the fuck - that being said I have a more serious ideathingy.....
7 years ago 1,207 Words 12 Likes 882 Views -
Well, you loosing (GBPIDKWO)
by Defamir
Chapter 62 in Game Monster
/In case you were wondering what that aberation means it basically means GrandBattlePartIDontKnowWhichOne... I made that joke already? See you really should pay attention to what I write... I mean I already told you I don't care about stuff like that well anyway the title is fore...
7 years ago 691 Words 13 Likes 749 Views -
Grande Battelo Parte I dunno which onuo
by Defamir
Chapter 61 in Game Monster
/Sooo how many countries do you think I did offend with that title?... I guess not enough, well anyway I am back once more, as well as hello to the new guys... shit 50 notifications on one day... some people really are sick, well back to the faitin i guess Your opponent swats aw...
7 years ago 709 Words 11 Likes 860 Views -
A young girl godess
by Defamir
Chapter 60 in Game Monster
The heroes stop shortly to quickly check their stats and equipment again. You do something very similar. You tak e a last look at the remaining time for your Shadowpoints to be full again. A few hours. Thats how long you might have to drag this fight on. You call upon your manap...
7 years ago 950 Words 13 Likes 996 Views -
A flame of darkness lighting the sunshine (Grand battle Part II)
by Defamir
Chapter 59 in Game Monster
The army that is drawing closer is truely impressive. Monsters, NPCs and even some heroes. You hear Rachel whisper "____How the fuck are the servers coping with that many Characters in one area?____" Beside her Rake declares "From what I heared it isn't those 'Servers' you are ta...
7 years ago 689 Words 12 Likes 882 Views -
Grand Battle Parte Uno
by Defamir
Chapter 58 in Game Monster
/so demanding you guys you know that dont you? Should be fucking ashamed of yourself... but who am I kidding most of you are like me into the weirdestest fetishes out there so well... do we even have something to be ashamed of? I mean except the americans of course... I mean come...
8 years ago 1,029 Words 13 Likes 909 Views -
Bow-Ching-Chingaling
by Defamir
Chapter 57 in Game Monster
/okay, guys I am back with a bang (see what I did there, well no of course not you haven't read the chapter yet, have you), well anyway writing this before starting to write some semi-sciencie-paper for university is probably not so smart seeing as I quite possibly get hard and t...
8 years ago 881 Words 14 Likes 1,020 Views -
A good bait dosen't talk back
by Defamir
Chapter 56 in Game Monster
"_... I would get myself known if I knew what else I could do?_" you end your sentence (Because be real for a second, you know you pissed of the guys at the very top of the foodchain by now) With that the monk now actually dumbfounded but your offers a solution, although sh...
8 years ago 1,040 Words 11 Likes 845 Views -
Back(door) for more, hehe
by Defamir
Chapter 55 in Game Monster
/So letzs try zis. Ze german zuper evil guy iz coming tsrouh, so better watch aut, zinse I am not ze german you are looking for, you ze, I am even worze than that, but that is for you to figure aut, well anyway I am back bitches for more in your backdoor... well what now, okay as...
8 years ago 1,180 Words 12 Likes 912 Views -
Gamepatch by Book, virus fix by a pathogen, demonbanishing by devilsummouning, and so on
by Defamir
Chapter 54 in Game Monster
/Hey guys, guys, guys, did you comply? Did you do whatever the book told you to do? Did you, <InputFieldErasedAndIndividualForEveryReaderToIntecrate>, well did you, so tell me if you did? As well as the next one... yes I know I let you guys wait quite a bit for the next chapter a...
8 years ago 624 Words 12 Likes 965 Views -
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<<ErrorTitleNotFound>>
by Defamir
Chapter 54 in Game Monster
/so guys it is... <<errorTextMessageNotRecieved>> ... and thats basically <<errorFieldEntryCorrupted>> my cousin <<errorSystemConfluxTimeOutBoundException>> and I fucked my <<errorBrokenCodeLine#222>> oh my the bear <<errorFixedNothingLine#22>>on the road **\###CHARACTER-S...
8 years ago 1,336 Words 4 Likes 735 Views -
Even more so what IS an answer?
by Defamir
Chapter 53 in Game Monster
/So mah dudes, and mah dudetees me is back after a short abstinence, why the abstinence though, well university I tell you mah dudes. Oh and for my followers and my two groupies (you know who you are - can I even call you that, well didn't stop me before if I could or could not d...
8 years ago 791 Words 11 Likes 1,493 Views
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