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Just a squirt will do
Chapter 6 in Caverns & Taverns
You've returned with Malay from the forests, the kill of a wild beast laid out on a counter of the rented room, separate from where Jalen is recuperating. It had been quite a sight to have a Drow and Orc transiting through the street of such an out of the way town, especially wit...
3 days ago 1,102 Words 8 Likes 2,880 Views -
Complications (Act II)
Chapter 16 in Caverns & Taverns
You and Fineth had made quick work of preparing for your departure, powered by animosity as much as proficiency. You were both eager to put the capital behind you. You’d been told to depart tomorrow morning, but the thought between you all had been rather than delay the inevitabl...
3 days ago 2,772 Words 1 Likes 44 Views -
Orc Male
Chapter 2 in Caverns & Taverns
You stand away from the mirror in order for all of your large frame to be seen in it. As a male Orc, you stand tall and proud over nearly all other races, and your form is a specimen to behold. The Goddess Quargh, Third of Six Sisters, Goddess of Orcs, Stone, and Hospitality, bui...
5 days ago 402 Words 65 Likes 53,661 Views -
Small Discoveries
Chapter 5 in Caverns & Taverns
Having returned to the Pathfinder Hall, your small office became slightly more cramped now with the sizeable egg-like object, taking up the space in your desk that your accounting and other projects had been. You’d tried to bring it in without notice, fearing that you would attra...
6 days ago 1,122 Words 1 Likes 51 Views -
Pedestrian Labor
Chapter 4 in Caverns & Taverns
Having opened the envelope, you were disappointed to see how right you were in your assumptions about what your father had you into doing. For as much as he talked about you making a name for yourself, establishing your reputation and skill as an accomplished wizard, he s...
1 week ago 1,794 Words 2 Likes 69 Views -
Self Employment
Chapter 4 in Caverns & Taverns
Having opened the envelope, you were disappointed to see how right you were in your assumptions about what your father had you into doing. For as much as he talked about you making a name for yourself, establishing your reputation and skill as an accomplished wizard, he s...
1 week ago 1,114 Words 2 Likes 88 Views -
You evade capture
Chapter 6 in Caverns & Taverns
You relish the sensation of the warmth of the bath. Opportunities to get genuinely clean in the matchsticks are rare. Last time, you simply stood naked outside in a downpour of a storm. This was a more patient affair, and with the benefit of privacy, with no leering eyes from lon...
3 weeks ago 897 Words 8 Likes 3,606 Views -
A Spellbook (Wizard) (Neutral Good)
Chapter 3 in Caverns & Taverns
You coursed through the small, claustrophobically dense room. You had almost no familiarity with these weapons in a practical sense; though there were a few basic weapons like clubs you could use to keep yourself safe, should it prove necessary. You could at least name most of th...
3 weeks ago 909 Words 2 Likes 191 Views -
Cowboys From Hell
Chapter 42 in Caverns & Taverns
It was quickly obvious to you that the horses were worth the cost, including the work done to reduce it. Even with their assistanace, it had taken a number of days. Across a warm climate in Sommar heat, you were already uncomfortable, and would have been sweating a greater deal i...
2 months ago 1,323 Words 1 Likes 105 Views -
No Good Deed
Chapter 15 in Caverns & Taverns
After a few days of reflection since the day of the drowning and the boggards, it was becoming increasingly evident to you now how things may take unexpected turns. There was hope of success, and even evidence of it in small scale, which you would need to see this mission to the...
2 months ago 2,627 Words 0 Likes 127 Views -
An Uncertain Challenge
Chapter 11 in Caverns & Taverns
It was nearing the evening meal, by the time you had finished your business and arrived at the unplanned destination with Fineth. He had remained unusually tight lipped about his plans and ideas until now, as he raised his hands to show it; an oddly ramshackle building in this re...
2 months ago 2,203 Words 1 Likes 313 Views -
Betrayed
Chapter 4 in Caverns & Taverns
You quickly moved out from behind the tree, guns drawn for intimidation. A dilemma quickly drew upon you as the carriage moved towards you with all speed. Both the carriage and the horses that bore it wore the markings of the Purshand Empire, your home. Attacking the state was no...
2 months ago 1,059 Words 2 Likes 160 Views -
Road to Hell Dorado
Chapter 41 in Caverns & Taverns
Having completely cleaned yourself, you rejoined your mother out in the busy streets. Even through her demonic skin, you could see that Gilzra was still flushed and flustered from her bath. While you can't judge her, given the long time it's been for her and the temperament you b...
2 months ago 2,272 Words 2 Likes 109 Views -
One choice or another
Chapter 8 in Caverns & Taverns
You lingered in the lobby of the Extra Ordinary, mentally and physically exhausted. You hadn't been able to sleep much at all in the past few days. Harlihn's eyes stared at you in the night, the echoes of his words fill whatever room or space you've found yourself in. Returning t...
3 months ago 1,711 Words 2 Likes 171 Views -
at Midnight
Chapter 7 in Caverns & Taverns
"Open up you two timing scumbag!" Bethany continued to bang and shout on the door of her boyfriends small tenement home, unconcerned with the ruckus she was making or what neighbors she may be annoying. "Answer me you Pozdok!" "I don't think I know that word" Zok commented, calm...
3 months ago 1,219 Words 2 Likes 183 Views -
Bad News Knocking
Chapter 6 in Caverns & Taverns
After an uneventful day, you returned to your work at the Extra Ordinary that evening. The sun had set, the last vestiges of light shown beyond the horizon, and all the while to this point, the place had been fairly quiet, unusually so even. Your sister had joined you as a guest...
3 months ago 1,775 Words 2 Likes 235 Views -
Side By Side
Chapter 5 in Caverns & Taverns
"I'd love that, thank you" Bethany replied as she walked to her boy toy, taking his hand in hers. She flashed a smile your way that spelt pretty clearly what she had in mind. Turning to the friend, she made cordial, if unnecessary introductions. "This is my sister, Tiffany, by t...
3 months ago 1,125 Words 4 Likes 380 Views -
Monsters
Chapter 14 in Caverns & Taverns
The romantic interlude concluded, you both got yourself dressed and left your apartment. Your face grew warm as the door opened, as Armandra made quick contact with your eyes as she leaned against a lamp post. How long she was waiting, what she may have known or suspected, was wo...
3 months ago 3,101 Words 0 Likes 148 Views -
A fresh change
Chapter 13 in Caverns & Taverns
As the strong wind continued to blow, chilling your wet body and clothes, the journey back to your rented home was miserable to the point that you had stopped noticing or caring about the curious or glaring looks upon you. Fineth was strangely quiet. Whether he was just ensuring...
3 months ago 1,065 Words 1 Likes 200 Views -
Of Past and Present
Chapter 5 in Caverns & Taverns
The journey home was a grim reminder of your failure. Cutting through the narrow, dingy alleys, you were put face to face with how hard things were getting. Food has been getting harder to come by, people are struggling, and the bureaucrats and leaders of the Purshand Empire seem...
4 months ago 1,833 Words 1 Likes 273 Views
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