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- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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Write proper stories.
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Trash manga.
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Rod? Shaft? Dick, on a bad day?
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Folds.
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I gotta get my kicks.
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disappointed with the majority of smut and want to see if I can do better.
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Head to a nearby mining town, which has issued a slew of contracts.
Chapter 5 in The Adventurers Of Badend Lane
The decision to head here wasn't that hard to make. Once you'd gotten it into your head that you were willing to play it risky in the hopes of earning funds for Guild training, there was really only one place to do it. This poor town has been plagued with an influx of monsters re...
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A New Day
Chapter 10 in The Adventurers Of Badend Lane
You jolt awake in the morning at the sound of heavy footsteps approaching your room. You stand, rubbing the sleep from your eyes as a blanket slips off your shoulders. Huh? When did that get- The heavy oak swings forward, launching you forward as Sir Verheart brandishes his stee...
5 years ago 977 Words 0 Likes 122 Views -
Oh no you don't!
Chapter 9 in The Adventurers Of Badend Lane
You can see her wits return to her, a dangerous glint of clarity in her fawning eyes. Adrenaline kicks back through your system as your dick reluctantly stirs back to life. The succubus's stupor prevents her from reacting beyond a giggling coo as you turn her around and brace her...
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Your paladin senses are tingling.
Chapter 8 in The Adventurers Of Badend Lane
As she comes closer, you start to back away, sluggish as you paddle through the water. "Hold on," you say, eyes narrowing. "You're not... something isn't right. Who are you?" She pouts a little as she reaches the pool's edge. "Aww. I'm sorry if I startled you, but I promise I ju...
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You follow Sir Verheart, listening closely.
Chapter 7 in The Adventurers Of Badend Lane
"Whyja wanna be a paladin, boy?" "They're strong," you reply after a moment, opting to be honest with him. "But mostly I wanted to be an adventurer and couldn't afford the training." He grunts, making you flinch in embarrassment. "No shame innit," he replies. "Most be thinkin'...
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Become a paladin.
Chapter 6 in The Adventurers Of Badend Lane
When you explained your intentions to the guards and the robed woman at the gates, you were quickly escorted through marble halls and into the sanctum of a positively ancient man. "Sir Verheart," the lady calls out to him. For addressing a paladin esteemed enough to have his own...
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Search for a Sponsorship
Chapter 5 in The Adventurers Of Badend Lane
A sponsorship will get you gear, experience, allies, and most importantly, cold cash. Of course, talking about sponsors and actually getting one are two different matters. Adventuring guilds typically have some recommended partners, but in this one's case, they're only tied to th...
5 years ago 222 Words 0 Likes 117 Views -
Get a partner for a nearby bounty.
Chapter 5 in The Adventurers Of Badend Lane
"'Local farmers harassed by vermin,'" the other boy reads, frowning at the sheet of parchment. "How unhelpful can you _be_?" "They did put in a pretty precise location," you remind him. "At least we won't be wasting time looking for somebody to guide us. Might want to ask around...
5 years ago 655 Words 3 Likes 470 Views -
It's time to run.
Chapter 8 in The Adventurers Of Badend Lane
There's no way you're going to beat this thing with a sword. A bow wouldn't cut it either, you'd need a ballista to kill something that big. You run, scrambling down the mountainside in the hope of getting to the safety of the treeline. No screech echoes out from above you, no wh...
5 years ago 592 Words 1 Likes 391 Views -
... to see her in a fresh light.
Chapter 17 in The Adventurers Of Badend Lane
Things change after that storm passes. You don't cry in private frustration anymore. If anything, you're more invigorated than before you were captured, diving into your work of fashioning rope and digging up clay. A kiln comes first, brought into being under curious and watchfu...
5 years ago 1,398 Words 0 Likes 195 Views -
Looking with fresh eyes...
Chapter 16 in The Adventurers Of Badend Lane
The realization chips the armor of your heart, and your face softens. "You're cold?" you croak. Blue is torn from her fascinated observation of your hands to look at you. A sliver of light falls over her face like a gap between curtains, and a puzzled eye shines at you. "Cold,"...
5 years ago 828 Words 0 Likes 214 Views -
A Healing Wing
Chapter 15 in The Adventurers Of Badend Lane
You're curled into a ball again when you hear footsteps. Your curiosity demands you to look up, but it's so damned _cold_ that your body refuses to move. The rain saps the heat from you one tiny drop at a time, and whenever you think you've gotten used to it, the wind picks up an...
5 years ago 719 Words 0 Likes 230 Views -
What a terrible day for rain.
Chapter 14 in The Adventurers Of Badend Lane
You don't see the harpies much the next few days. On the bright side, Red doesn't bother you anymore either, and so you can come and go from your circle as you please but you're playing it safe out of habit, only leaving when you need water or have to use the bathroom. You took t...
5 years ago 1,281 Words 0 Likes 253 Views -
"W.A.T.E.R."
Chapter 13 in The Adventurers Of Badend Lane
You stoop to your knees, letting your pants sag a little to get at the precious liquid. You can almost feel it running down your throat and spreading through your body, cool and fresh, almost lighting you up from within. The spring water even tastes amazing, though you're not sur...
5 years ago 801 Words 0 Likes 282 Views -
No rest for the weary.
Chapter 12 in The Adventurers Of Badend Lane
At night, you dream of winter. Cold creeps through the windows, under the floor, and between the boards of the wall. It surrounds you and suffocates, drains the life from you as you cry under sheets too thin to hold it back. It comes like the fairy king to take away children, to...
5 years ago 1,034 Words 0 Likes 308 Views -
... and the chill of night descends.
Chapter 11 in The Adventurers Of Badend Lane
The night is cold, and your sleep fitful. The grey-winged harpy mother returned sometime in the evening, delivering some morsel for the rest. Your stomach grumbled then and it does still, but the thoughts of what they might be eating soured you on the thought. You did come here f...
5 years ago 1,149 Words 0 Likes 281 Views -
...but wasn't there a fifth?
Chapter 10 in The Adventurers Of Badend Lane
Once the twins have teetered off to recover, you draw yourself up to your elbows, wincing in pain both sharp and sore. Sleeping on hard stone is uncomfortable enough; you're pretty sure sex is going to leave bruises. Now propped up, you look about the outcropping for the suspecte...
5 years ago 724 Words 0 Likes 305 Views -
"...Maybe they're vegetarian?"
Chapter 9 in The Adventurers Of Badend Lane
What follows is so obviously a sibling squabble it would be funny, were it not for the dagger-like claws placed on either side of your throat. The two largest, one red-feathered and the other clad in a darker hue of orange, quickly have their quills on end as they rapidly chitter...
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Introduction
Chapter 1 in The Adventurers Of Badend Lane
IN A DISTANT REALM FAR FROM THE HUMAN CONSCIOUSNESS... ... you find a Start Menu. The graphics menu is a little basic, there's only three save files, and the credits only list "GOD." Clearly you shouldn't get your hopes up. Nevertheless, the scrolling text after hitting "New Ga...
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Epilogue: Fucking like rabbits.
Chapter 7 in The Adventurers Of Badend Lane
The village always sleeps at night. It's an idea that your brothers didn't think of, but you knew it, and you told them that people always sleep at night. You can't imagine why; night time is great for fucking, because it's nice and cool and not being able to see is kind of fun...
5 years ago 548 Words 2 Likes 382 Views
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