DankMemesAndCreams
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- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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Write proper stories.
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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Trash manga.
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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Rod? Shaft? Dick, on a bad day?
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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Folds.
- I write erotica because
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I gotta get my kicks.
- In conclusion, I am
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disappointed with the majority of smut and want to see if I can do better.
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Head to a nearby mining town, which has issued a slew of contracts. by DankMemesAndCreams
Chapter 5 in The Adventurers Of Badend Lane
The decision to head here wasn't that hard to make. Once you'd gotten it into your head that you were willing to play it risky in the hopes of earning funds for Guild training, there was really only one place to do it. This poor town has been plagued with an influx of monsters re...
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A New Day by DankMemesAndCreams
Chapter 10 in The Adventurers Of Badend Lane
You jolt awake in the morning at the sound of heavy footsteps approaching your room. You stand, rubbing the sleep from your eyes as a blanket slips off your shoulders. Huh? When did that get- The heavy oak swings forward, launching you forward as Sir Verheart brandishes his stee...
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Oh no you don't! by DankMemesAndCreams
Chapter 9 in The Adventurers Of Badend Lane
You can see her wits return to her, a dangerous glint of clarity in her fawning eyes. Adrenaline kicks back through your system as your dick reluctantly stirs back to life. The succubus's stupor prevents her from reacting beyond a giggling coo as you turn her around and brace her...
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Your paladin senses are tingling. by DankMemesAndCreams
Chapter 8 in The Adventurers Of Badend Lane
As she comes closer, you start to back away, sluggish as you paddle through the water. "Hold on," you say, eyes narrowing. "You're not... something isn't right. Who are you?" She pouts a little as she reaches the pool's edge. "Aww. I'm sorry if I startled you, but I promise I ju...
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You follow Sir Verheart, listening closely. by DankMemesAndCreams
Chapter 7 in The Adventurers Of Badend Lane
"Whyja wanna be a paladin, boy?" "They're strong," you reply after a moment, opting to be honest with him. "But mostly I wanted to be an adventurer and couldn't afford the training." He grunts, making you flinch in embarrassment. "No shame innit," he replies. "Most be thinkin'...
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Become a paladin. by DankMemesAndCreams
Chapter 6 in The Adventurers Of Badend Lane
When you explained your intentions to the guards and the robed woman at the gates, you were quickly escorted through marble halls and into the sanctum of a positively ancient man. "Sir Verheart," the lady calls out to him. For addressing a paladin esteemed enough to have his own...
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Search for a Sponsorship by DankMemesAndCreams
Chapter 5 in The Adventurers Of Badend Lane
A sponsorship will get you gear, experience, allies, and most importantly, cold cash. Of course, talking about sponsors and actually getting one are two different matters. Adventuring guilds typically have some recommended partners, but in this one's case, they're only tied to th...
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Get a partner for a nearby bounty. by DankMemesAndCreams
Chapter 5 in The Adventurers Of Badend Lane
"'Local farmers harassed by vermin,'" the other boy reads, frowning at the sheet of parchment. "How unhelpful can you _be_?" "They did put in a pretty precise location," you remind him. "At least we won't be wasting time looking for somebody to guide us. Might want to ask around...
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It's time to run. by DankMemesAndCreams
Chapter 8 in The Adventurers Of Badend Lane
There's no way you're going to beat this thing with a sword. A bow wouldn't cut it either, you'd need a ballista to kill something that big. You run, scrambling down the mountainside in the hope of getting to the safety of the treeline. No screech echoes out from above you, no wh...
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... to see her in a fresh light. by DankMemesAndCreams
Chapter 17 in The Adventurers Of Badend Lane
Things change after that storm passes. You don't cry in private frustration anymore. If anything, you're more invigorated than before you were captured, diving into your work of fashioning rope and digging up clay. A kiln comes first, brought into being under curious and watchfu...
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