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- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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experiment in the kitchen
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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LitRPGs, Light Novels, Webcomics, Game Dev blogs, and the occasional Tingler
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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"Trading Post distributing Fake Elven Necklaces"
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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"Lucy Ricardo"
- I write erotica because
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I can.
- In conclusion, I am
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horribly broken inside, but that's normal. Let's enjoy our time together.
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Modders have all the coolest toys
Chapter 9 in Girl Gamer (Abridged)
She introduces herself as Starlit Sniper. She listens to you and answers your questions. It takes her a little while to figure out what you're actually asking. You're prickly and standoffish, but she's empathetic and persistent. "Other than the buildings? Most of what you see...
4 years ago 1,685 Words 2 Likes 536 Views -
Make some new friends... or at least find some fresh meat.
Chapter 8 in Girl Gamer (Abridged)
____**Update Complete!**____ **Patch notes:** •*Introducing the __Vertex City Commons!__ Meet up, socialize, form Squads, Duel, and Trade, all from the convenience of a central hub.* •*In addition, the Respawn system has been completely overhauled with the introduction of Purg...
4 years ago 825 Words 1 Likes 497 Views -
Finish the fight. (And bank those sweet, sweet Style Points.)
Chapter 7 in Girl Gamer (Abridged)
You rappel down to the ground. Now that all surviving team members are touching the ground in the ballroom, a door bursts open, and the boss enemy lumbers into the room. A massive duplicate of the same enemy terrorist model, holding the Quest NPC in front of him as a human shield...
4 years ago 530 Words 1 Likes 548 Views -
Why, rescue your teammates, of course! Or at least your "date."
Chapter 6 in Girl Gamer (Abridged)
"Wow. You're so insignificant, I almost forgot to fuck with you after the kill." You slide down the delicate curve of the chandelier, and hop over to the [bobeche](https://www.pinterest.com/pin/231653974556793891/) nearest to your prey. You sit on the edge, and drape one leg over...
4 years ago 1,079 Words 2 Likes 666 Views -
Achievement Unlocked: One day left until retirement!
Chapter 5 in Girl Gamer (Abridged)
*[Want to get your ass kicked by a girl? Click here to learn how ____you____ could be 2Gamer4UBoiz's next victim! :)](https://forum.chyoa.com/threads/anybody-want-to-get-brutally-murdered-by-the-mc-in-girl-gamer-abridged.4453/#post-103102)* With the rest of your team premature...
4 years ago 1,364 Words 4 Likes 718 Views -
Too big to fail
Chapter 4 in Girl Gamer (Abridged)
[(Featuring CHYOA usernames, used with permission.)](https://forum.chyoa.com/threads/anybody-want-to-get-brutally-murdered-by-the-mc-in-girl-gamer-abridged.4453/#post-103102) ____**Update Complete!**____ **Patch notes:** •*Out-of-bounds areas fenced off in all Tutorial Missi...
4 years ago 1,780 Words 4 Likes 900 Views -
I came something something wrecking balls
Chapter 3 in Girl Gamer (Abridged)
One day, you decide to try out a Mellee-based character build. There are two main ways to develop the mellee skill tree: Assasin, emphasizing movement speed and backstabbing, and Kettler, emphasizing tanking and knockback. Sinking skill points into mellee now, while you're st...
4 years ago 2,198 Words 4 Likes 1,255 Views -
Somewhere out in the desert, the Debauchery Tea Party makes camp.
Chapter 4 in Marcie and Gina read CHYOA
**"Tingling Touch."** Eva's hand began to glow with a swirling blue energy that poured off of it, seeming to ground into the atmosphere around it. "Wait, what's that!?" Amara fidgeted from her spot in Niki's lap. She already knew the answer. She could feel it from where she wa...
4 years ago 1,096 Words 7 Likes 329 Views -
One of those pretentious fuckers responds in kind.
Chapter 3 in Marcie and Gina read CHYOA
"Pretentious!?" The man behind the keyboard took his glasses off and rubbed his face. Sure, he'd used a twelve-dollar word, here or there, and he wasn't above googling things in order to make his writing better, but *pretentious?* Pretense implied a desire or an intent to deceive...
4 years ago 3,492 Words 8 Likes 507 Views -
"DigiPer Vert Mi!"
Chapter 2 in Girl Gamer (Abridged)
____**_TUTORIAL MISSION:_**____ **_Breaking The Bank Robbers_** *Calling all Units! Robbery in progress at Vertex City Bank. All off-duty officers, please respond, even if you're out-of-uniform because you've spent the past two hours moonlighting as a cop-themed stripper. Office...
4 years ago 2,366 Words 8 Likes 2,006 Views -
Introduction
Chapter 1 in Girl Gamer (Abridged)
*__Author's note:__ This one got a lot more intense than I expected it to. So much more intense, that I feel compelled to state the obvious: This is a work of __sexual fantasy.__ This is ____not____ good BDSM practice. In fact, it's rather quite the opposite. A toxic person seeki...
4 years ago 843 Words 9 Likes 4,424 Views -
Everyone got busy over the next few weeks, in more ways than one.
Chapter 32 in Debauchery is Underrated
After one last hurrah at the Party's Rest, they moved into a largish farmhouse that Shiroe purchased a mile or so outside of town. It offered lots of space, plenty of privacy, solid stone walls that they could upgrade in due time, and a gorgeous view of the sunsets. Shiroe assure...
4 years ago 2,650 Words 5 Likes 526 Views -
Three women VS a tentacle monster...
Chapter 29 in Debauchery is Underrated
"Are you sure you squishy spellcasters are up to this?" "It can't be that different from fighting crabs!" "I suppose Shiroe would tell us to stay in formation and save our... proclivities... for afterwards." "That reminds me," Eva said. "You're both probably wondering wh...
4 years ago 1,345 Words 6 Likes 633 Views -
Give the demons what they want
Chapter 45 in Debauchery is Underrated
"I say we go ahead with Bazzog's plan," Shiroe said, "but with one or two small changes." _ _ _ _ _ _ At long last, the signal came. Bazzog placed his hands upon on the mossy stone pedestal, and spoke the incantations, invoking Olrara's Dark Conveyance ability. In the c...
4 years ago 854 Words 5 Likes 480 Views -
The plot thickens, lengthens, and grows turgid.
Chapter 44 in Debauchery is Underrated
"Olrara? What is the meaning of this!? You *had* a Mana Potion all along, and you *kept* it from me?" "I realize this looks bad," Olrara said, putting her arms out to keep the two women apart while glancing back and forth between them. "But the truth is, I've been in communica...
4 years ago 545 Words 4 Likes 294 Views -
Watch Eva get the clothes torn off of her body.
Chapter 43 in Debauchery is Underrated
"I don't get it," Eva said. "You're the healer. Why do you need my help?" Then she yelped as Amara started tearing her beautiful dress apart. "I am truly sorry," Amara said with a twinkle in her eye that implied she thought neither one of them was regretting this *especially*...
4 years ago 386 Words 4 Likes 306 Views -
"Unfortunately," Shiroe said, "I don't have a plan."
Chapter 42 in Debauchery is Underrated
Just like that, everything stopped. The map's glow faded, and it stopped responding to input. The Ritual of the Prolonged Siren's Song failed. Even the decorative runes lining the ceiling faded to almost nothing. "That's odd," Shiroe said. Xylara clutched her arms around h...
4 years ago 358 Words 4 Likes 313 Views -
A beautiful woman with something disgusting all over her face.
Chapter 41 in Debauchery is Underrated
Deep within a certain Succubus's Realm, there was a captured Node. Before she'd inherited it, it had belonged to Xylyra. Before Xylyra, it had belonged to Gedeos, the Defiler. Before that, it had no doubt belonged to some other Demon. Perhaps a feminine one, from the look of the...
4 years ago 191 Words 4 Likes 302 Views -
Utterly Spent
Chapter 40 in Debauchery is Underrated
A silence fell across the battlefield as the Siren's Song suddenly stopped. This would surely have affected the Imps' morale, except that there were no longer any Imps around. Every single one of them had been converted into Mana. Every thought, every feeling, every impulse, spen...
4 years ago 238 Words 4 Likes 353 Views -
Using their mouths to swap mana
Chapter 39 in Debauchery is Underrated
"Do you like what you see, Olrara?" Xylyla murmured, running her hands down her body as darkness itself seemed to flow out of her, hiding them away from the world. "Oh, Mistress Xylyla..." Olrara whispered, but Xylyra cut her off with a delicate finger upon her lips. "You n...
4 years ago 1,348 Words 5 Likes 372 Views
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