Chuckle

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She arrives

by Chuckle

Chapter 4 in The Adventures of Chuck Bando

As I approach the car, I feel buyers remorse. I hear the new Coldplay album blaring from her speakers. I consider sending her home empty-handed but decide that Citizenfour is worth it. She greets me as I get in the passenger seat and take the AUX cord. I consider putting on _Ar...

10 years ago 124 Words 0 Likes 303 Views
Yeah, sure.

by Chuckle

Chapter 3 in The Adventures of Chuck Bando

You reply: > Alright. Pick me up at my place at 8:35. No sooner. We'll watch Citizenfour. It's on pay-per-view, but your parents won't mind. I had been wanting to see Citizenfour ever since it won best documentary. The Rotten Tomatoes rating of 98% wasn't bad either. Megan will...

10 years ago 102 Words 0 Likes 411 Views
Wait for something better to come along

by Chuckle

Chapter 3 in The Adventures of Chuck Bando

You don't reply. Megan isn't that interesting. She seems like the kind of person who would talk at movies, too. And besides, she was a 6/10 at best. "Normal" people would worry about offending others. More accurately, they'd worry being rude would prevent them from getting what...

10 years ago 91 Words 0 Likes 330 Views
Become the Bando

by Chuckle

Chapter 2 in The Adventures of Chuck Bando

It's about 7 o'clock and I'm ready to make something happen. This has been a slow week. The box office performed as expected. Pitchfork reviewed a few mediocre albums. My friends won't stop making dumb jokes that they forgot they told me a week ago. I stopped replying to their g...

10 years ago 210 Words 0 Likes 543 Views
Introduction

by Chuckle

Chapter 1 in The Adventures of Chuck Bando

Chuck Bando is not your average high school senior. He is a man of contradictions, and he exploits them to his benefit. He can be as sensitive as a delicate flower or as calculating and cold. He can ignore all social conventions yet obsess about keeping up appearances. He can be...

10 years ago 164 Words 0 Likes 1,284 Views