BlueCicero

"I'll find you instead"

by BlueCicero

Chapter 12 in Sombra's Stripping Excursion

[D.va](http://D.va) frowned, but she nodded. "You'd better! If I have to track you down, I'm going to take it out on your butt!" [D.va](http://D.va) smirked and Sombra smirked back. She stepped away from the camgirl and made her way through the disrupted beach to the hovercraft...

Olivia Colomar

by BlueCicero

Chapter 12 in Sombra's Stripping Excursion

Sombra tipped the visor of her helmet back as she spoke, revealing her eyes. It had been years since she spoke her actual name, the one she had before Olivia fell apart and Sombra took her place. "Olivia Colomar..." [D.va](http://D.va) repeated, in a tone far less flirty than be...

Sombra

by BlueCicero

Chapter 12 in Sombra's Stripping Excursion

"Sombra? _The_ Sombra? I...well, I guess I was already in for a little danger. A little more won't hurt." [D.va](http://D.va) smirked and Sombra smirked back. She stepped away from the camgirl and made her way through the disrupted beach to the hovercraft, clearing the sand off...

"Nerf This!"

by BlueCicero

Chapter 11 in Sombra's Stripping Excursion

Sombra ran for the cockpit, pushing the stunned [D.va](http://D.va) out of the way. She'd done her research. She'd seen D.va's streams. She knew that the self-destruct feature on Tokki could be activated with ease from inside. She quickly started the sequence and leapt out of th...

Fire everything

by BlueCicero

Chapter 10 in Sombra's Stripping Excursion

The hoverbike was never prepped for full combat, but it did have some weapons installed. Light machine guns, a few pulsar blasters. Tokki was notoriously tanky, but if it was being remotely controlled, she might have a shot. Might. She flew right at Tokki, firing everything, eve...

Try whistling

by BlueCicero

Chapter 10 in Sombra's Stripping Excursion

As Sombra zig-zagged across the sand, something hit her. [D.va](http://D.va) whistled to summon Tokki. She _whistled_, and somehow the mech responded to that from several meters away underwater. Tokki's invincible to digital hacking attempts; anyone who's done hacking knows that...

The fastest

by BlueCicero

Chapter 9 in Sombra's Stripping Excursion

Sombra scrolled through the drone registry. RZ-452 only had missile weaponry. KT-594 would irradiate her. QL-009 would rip her clothes off...along with the flesh off the bone. Damnit, there has to be something here built for precision, something built for weak spots. Precious ti...

An ace up her sleeve

by BlueCicero

Chapter 8 in Sombra's Stripping Excursion

Sombra disconnected her voice feed to Hana's stream, grumbled under her breath, and opened up another connection. It wasn't technically against the rules to have assistance -- as much as she and [D.va](http://D.va) had made rules -- but she decided it would be better if no one be...

Why not just strip her?

by BlueCicero

Chapter 8 in Sombra's Stripping Excursion

The idea's so alarmingly simple that Sombra had to stop and think about it for a second. Trying to rip cloths off of an angry muscular woman who could snap her in half didn't seem like a sensible option. Especially when that woman's been controlling the engagement from the start....

Walk Away

by BlueCicero

Chapter 6 in Sombra's Stripping Excursion

Walk Away

by BlueCicero

Chapter 6 in Sombra's Stripping Excursion

Walk Away

by BlueCicero

Chapter 6 in Sombra's Stripping Excursion

Walk away

by BlueCicero

Chapter 6 in Sombra's Stripping Excursion

Sombra, to her own surprise, nodded and turned around. Mei lead her through the facility until they were at the front door, with Snowball making sure Mr. Black's camera droid followed along. "I hope you find what you're looking for," said Mei as she pushed Sombra out. "Hopefully...

The ice-cream stand

by BlueCicero

Chapter 7 in Sombra's Stripping Excursion

Sombra started testing various wi-fi capable devices nearby. A few kiosks. Some nearby cars and motorcycles. And, to her surprise, the ice-cream stand [D.va](http://D.va) had just visited had a wireless connection. Amazing what people will connect to the internet, despite all log...

Cameras

by BlueCicero

Chapter 6 in Sombra's Stripping Excursion

In ten minutes, Sombra owned every camera within a mile of D.va. Phones, security cameras, satellite feeds. She even managed to detect some heavily-encrypted cameras that, she presumed, belonged to the South Korean government men who were monitoring the event with great interest....

A mounted crossbow

by BlueCicero

Chapter 7 in Sombra's Stripping Excursion

Sombra had overheard a few of the other jousters talking about it, the automatic crossbow mounted on one end of the field. Apparently, they were supposed to get a professional archer to do some archery tricks for the crowd, but she had to cancel, so they brought out a mounted cro...

Challenge her to a strip-off

by BlueCicero

Chapter 5 in Sombra's Stripping Excursion

"Good morning to all my fans!" Hana Song smiled at her portable webcam drone as she started the day's stream, waving at the thousands of fans that logged on to see her daily. "Now, I mentioned on social media that I would have a surprise guest on today's stream, and that it woul...

Partake in a most chivalrous knightly duel

by BlueCicero

Chapter 6 in Sombra's Stripping Excursion

Sombra rushed forward on her hands and knees to grab the autolance. Even with its electronics fried, it was better than nothing. She brandished it at Brigitte, wielding it like a club. The squire merely laughed at her. "Your stance is off, cheat," she said with a smirk as she ap...

A women's jousting competition

by BlueCicero

Chapter 5 in Sombra's Stripping Excursion

"How auspicious," said Mr. Black. "Right in the middle of Germany. Reinhardt won't be able to interfere if he's stuck in the audience. You'd still need a way to strip her besides just hacking her armor." Sombra smiled mischievously. "I think I have one. I just need to make a few...

Valuable research

by BlueCicero

Chapter 4 in Sombra's Stripping Excursion

"I figured you'd be doing more serious research on the next target, Ms. Sombra," said Mr. Black as his camera drone hovered over Sombra's computer chair. On the screen before her was not detailed schematics of D.va's mech, but an incredibly vitriolic internet argument about her c...