Valuable research

"I figured you'd be doing more serious research on the next target, Ms. Sombra," said Mr. Black as his camera drone hovered over Sombra's computer chair. On the screen before her was not detailed schematics of D.va's mech, but an incredibly vitriolic internet argument about her cup size.

"Analyzing her electronic defenses normally is a lost cause, Black," said Sombra as she leaned back into her chair, knocking back another bottle of cerveza. "Four years ago, she got hacked by a couple of asshole gamers back in her Starcraft days who didn't like getting beat by a girl. Since then, she's always had the best cybersecurity available, customized to her liking. No one can get into her mech. No one can get into her phone. I don't think anybody's even peeked into her fanmail inbox. When she joined the anti-omnic forces, the South Korean government actually upgraded their cybersecurity based on her set-up. Every hacker worth their salt has taken a shot at her, and nobody has a clue about where to start at this point."

"So that's why you've been reading through all this...dreck?"

"She's a slim Asian girl who streams herself playing videogames and constantly wears a skin-tight bodysuit. Have you seen the fans those kinds of girls get? They're obsessive and ruthless and just what we need right now. If there's a way to get her nude, chances are that one of those obsessed nerds has already thought of it."

"Well...good luck with that. I'll check in with you in the morning." The camera drone flew off as Sombra continued to dive into the depths of D.va's sordid fanbase, and the depths of the bottle she drank from. Deeper and deeper...

She awoke late the next morning, her face stuck to her own keyboard. She wiped the sleep from her eyes and refreshed her screen to find an open email client attached to a throwaway email address, with one new email in her inbox:

"Alright, Pervert Hacker, I'm calling your bluff! I'll meet you there, fair and square, and we'll see who's the best!"

"Game on, D.va."

"What the fuck did I do last night?" asked Sombra.