Trapped in a gay world

Is there anything more boring than waiting for your stop? That is the thought that passes by your head as you're riding on bart back to your town after work. All of the seats are taken, which makes this even worse. The only thing keeping you occupied is your phone as you text back and forth with your girlfriend Sally. Just the usual stuff like 'How was your day?' or 'What do you want to do for dinner?' typical questions like that. You get off of the train as you reach your destination but as you are walking out of the station you are engulfed by a bright flash of light.

Opening your disoriented eyes you look around to see strange silver machines and contraptions surrounding you. It looks like the set of an old Frankenstein movie. Getting up it you appear to be on some kind of round platform, getting off of it you are startled by a giant computer monitor turning on. The screen is close up on an old man with white unkempt hair and a bushy mustache. He looks like Albert Einstein with thick glasses that make it look like his eyes are bulging out. "Hello?" You say in confusion.

"Hello... Hello? If you are watching this video than my machine has been a success!" You realize that this is a prerecording. "Allow me to introduce myself. I am Professor Frank Phallic, the smartest man in the world. In my studies I have discovered proof to the multiverse theory. I found a way to locate different universes operating on their own unique waves frequencies. Universes that are either very similar or radically different from this one. That is where you come in. I have built my inter-dimensional teleporter to try and make travel between our two universes possible. Now I am not entirely sure which universe I have tapped into but it should be one that only has minor differences from this one so we don't have to worry about causing a panic or bringing in a horrible alien monster. However since I am not there I can only assume that my machine has swapped our places instead of pulling you in here. Don't panic though. I have my wrist returner." The scientist on screen brings up a gadget that looks like a funky high tech wrist watch. "With this and enough time I should be able to find my way back to my universe, so I offer you to please make yourself at home while I get this all settled. And let me be the first to congratulate you on a successful inter-dimensional travel and to welcome you to my universe." The recording ends.

You look around at the room you are in, noticing that in the corner there is a bed and a small refrigerator. It looks like this is going to be your home for who knows how long. You sit around for an hour, your phone unable to access anything in this dimension except making calls. You decide to be more proactive and explore this new universe. Maybe it's one where donuts rain from the sky instead of water, or a world with jetpacks and flying cars. You step out and see that you've been in a public storage unite. Guess Professor Phallic is trying to save some money. Walking into town you see a large sign welcoming you to a place called Wood Valley, Colorado. It looks like a nice and normal little mountain town with all of the stores close by on Wood Valley Boulevard. Walking down the street you don't see anything out of the ordinary. The clothes look similar except most of the guys around are wearing shorts and tight v neck shirts. It makes you in your jeans, black t shirt, red jacket and backpack feel like the odd one. In fact you notice that everyone in the crowd are guys, not a girl to be seen. Maybe this is a world where women work and men don't? You then see a police officer walk by but his black uniform is short sleeved with leather short shorts. He looks more like a party stripper than an actual cop. You pass by a movie theater and see posters staring celebrities you know. There is an action movie with a shirtless Dwayne Johnson, a poster for Pirates of the Caribbean that looks like it is directed by Joel Schumacher, and a romantic comedy with Seth Rogen and James Franko. Actually you're surprised they haven't done a gay romantic comedy in your world yet.

You walk over to the library, a perfect place to get some information. You go over to the computers and find one that someone forgot to sign out on. You hop on and start searching things like world history, TV shows that you like, like the Simpsons, Dr. Who, Family Guy, Friends, Seinfeld. All of these things exist in this Universe but you have noticed the difference between your home and here. There are no girls here. There are no women, ladies, girls, chicks, none of them. You haven't seen a single female anywhere and the shows that do have female characters, they either don't exist or they are replaced with male versions of themselves. Now you are starting to notice how all of these movies, shows, and ads you've been seeing have a strong gay undertone, or overtone in most of these cases. Wait, if there are no women, then how are babies born? You search to find that answer only for the computer to time out before you finish typing. It then suddenly dawned on you that you are the only straight guy trapped in a world of gays. This is a lot to take in, you wonder what you should do next.

1. You try to find a job as a teacher's assistant like you had back home until you can find a way back.

2. You go to the mall to try to find a job while you wait for Professor Phallic to come back.

3. You go to the cops to tell them about this inter-dimensional stuff.

4. You go outside and get hit by a car. The driver takes you to his home to help nurse you back to health where you meet his family.

5. Go back to the lab to find some device to help you get home.(This area leads to crazy inventions that could lead to some kinky fetishes)