The Waifu Catalog

Welcome to The Company! Like all businesses, The Company provides the public with a service in exchange for money. Our service- letting horny individuals fuck facsimiles of fictional characters- might be unusual, but it's not illegal. That will change if the authorities discover the truth of our operations, but we trust you to be discreet, Agent.

We aren't creating our facsimiles out of thin air. We're cloning them from the source material.

Our branch in Silicon Valley can create portals to different multiverses, which gives us access to in-demand individuals. Once captured, we can store these individuals in our African production facilities and generate clones. Clones are then shipped to our Nevada distribution center and sold to the public.

When the process works, it nets us a hefty profit. Unfortunately, acquiring the products is complicated. Most of the in-demand individuals are formidable combatants. We've learned the hard way that sending untrained officers to retrieve them won't go well, hence why we've opted to take a different approach.

To resolve the issue of static inventories, we launched the Agent Initiative.

The most important factor we take into account when recruiting agents is their mindset. Few people are okay with human trafficking, so we almost always recruit agreeable individuals. Even so, we have personnel shortages.

To counteract this, the Board of Directors has chosen to adopt a quality-over-quantity approach. The Company will invest in the Agents within reason to ensure that the Agent is ready for his new environment. For further information on this topic, please refer to Appendix One, Page Two for a list of possible world and their danger rating, and Catalog, Page Five for information about how the danger rating correlates with the upgrade budget.

Once deployed, we pay Agents a base salary of ten thousand dollars and hefty commissions on captures. Every capture is awarded an amount of in-world currency, real-world currency, and some points for further upgrades. For specific details, please refer to Appendix One, Page Three to Fourteen. A supplement to the last point: the method of capture plays a role in compensation.

We prefer our Agents sell captures to The Company. Having the characters present makes the cloning process easier. To incentivize Agents to send their captures to us, we grant the most significant points for this selection. The value of the sale can be seen in the targets list price.

Simultaneously, The Company understands our preferred choice isn't always practical. An important woman going missing could cause alarm and put the locals on guard, making further captures unfeasible, for instance. In that case, we will make do with the biometric data from the Agent's capture and pay eighty percent of the targets list price.

All further relevant information is in the attached documents:

The Catalog: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1OgAxUeta5mpmrFRlMvfsV5m7QK9jZxJWFzxGsbgBagM/edit

Appendix One: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vQPlVTcrghBDQYzVveEsqUwIry_Zz5VpNU_SyoES7GcEnKNjWHzG7L7q6IN1rhM6t400V8uedsPliHD/pubhtml#

The world you go to is entirely at your discretion, Agent, as are the upgrades you select. Please make your selection within forty-eight hours so we may initiate the preparation phase.

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