The VIP

To the recipient of this envelope:

CONGRATULATIONS

We are pleased to inform you that you are one of the lucky few to be granted access to the VIP program. Just put on that badge on a visible area and you will be privy to access to VIP service to all our business locations as well as our partners at the UPCA. We at GlobeX and the many other conglomerates of the United Partners of the Corporatocracy of America welcome you to take advantage as a VIP member and rate our products and service accordingly. Your cooperation in the VIP program will better help us serve not only our illustrious VIP membership but also our regular customers as well.

You can not trade or sell this VIP badge. Badges are only transferred via by will or granted to new deserving members. Non-VIP members may not use your badge as it is encrypted with your DNA signature. All of our shops and services should be notified of VIPs upon entry to established UPCA registered companies and locations of services. They will thus make themselves available for VIP service.

This portion will concern only the new members of the VIP badge program who have come of age and are bestowed the badge at their coming of age either by inheritance or by special grant.

Since most likely you have been raised offshore since childhood in the private schools run by GlobeX, the norm of VIP service may be a bit jarring. Do not be concerned about receiving a VIP service in front of other customers. They are all acclimated to the social norm of the VIP program. Do not be concern over upsetting a host or employee during VIP service, they have all signed contracts. They are more than willing to comply with the VIP program and should they not be, they will be reprimanded or terminated.

Unsatisfactory service should be noted in your VIP app that accompanies you, and changes will be made. Remember. Without your help and participation, we can not be number one in customer service and putting the customer above all else.

As far as other non-VIP members, you should not be concerned with their reaction to you receiving VIP treatment. Think of it as flying first class on a flight. Although some may feel a bit of resentment from special treatment offered to some, many just view it as a fact of life and do not pay any mind.

If you have any problems, do not hesitate to call our VIP support center, where we can provide you with all the necessary detail. Our representatives can service ALL of your needs.

Once again, we hope you enjoy your new benefits as a VIP member.