Chapters tagged rulebook

by Beast79

Chapter 3

Henry did not groan, moan or mutter under his breath when he saw his client. He did heave a sigh tho. Susan Queen was the worst type of client. Someone who did the bare minimum and expected immediate results. In the two months he had worked with Susan she had done nothing to cha...

by Beast79

Chapter 7

"C'mon, Debbi, get up." Xander crouched and looked the woman in the eye. Or tried to. Her eyes were rolled back in her head and Debbi was still zonked out from their fucking. "Up an' at 'em." Xander reached out and put his hand on her shoulder and gave Debbi a little shake. "You...

by Beast79

Chapter 8

Xander looked from the cougar Nakai to the amazon McKay and wondered what exactly was going on between the two women. They were communicating with just their eyes and subtle head movements. The one thing he did know was that they were giving a lot of attention to his crotch. Wit...

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Chapter 4

"Uh... you... whatever... is easier?" Xander stumbled out. Debbi grinned, she then made a big show out of tracing her bubblegum pink lips with the tip of her tongue. With a slow deliberate wink Debbi got out of her chair, knelt down and then disappeared under the tablecloth. Wa...

by Beast79

Chapter 6

"Ohhhh holy fucking shit. " xander opened his eyes. Swallowing hard he looked around the room and found that every woman in the coffee shop were staring at him. Blushing he ducked his head and tried not to think about the fact that his first sex act was getting blown in public....

by Beast79

Chapter 5

So what to do next? Well, if he wanted to get his Layer & Slayer idea underway he should be heading over to the G-man's place and letting Giles know about his 'sudden development'. From there it was a hop skip and a jump to being balls deep in Buffy. Xander fought back the winc...

by Beast79

Chapter 6

"Hey G-man, got a question for you." Xander called out as he walked thru the doors of the library. "Must you?" A voice called out of Giles office in the library. "I must." Xander fired back automatically. But his tone couldn't hide his confusion. That wasn't Giles. Unless Giles...

by Beast79

Chapter 7

Xander stared at the rulebook and tried to think of something else to do with it. He had a ton of ideas. Most of them bad. Making bikinis mandatory for women to wear year round sounded great in theory. But when thought about practically taking into account location, weather, se...

by Beast79

Chapter 8

Old Rule: the Layer is appealing to every sense a woman has. Sight. Sound. Taste. Touch. Smell. And in rare cases of extra sensory preception: Thought. Clearing her throat and getting his attention Giles asked, "C-could you step into my office, Xander?" "Sure." Putting the rule...

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Chapter 9

Giles didn't answer immediately, she instead went to her desk and began rummaging through a drawer. Eventually she produced a Polaroid camera. "What's that for?" Xander asked somewhat nervously. His hands drifting to cover as much of his privates as he could. "Yes. Well..." the...

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Chapter 10

Halfway to the gym showers Xander came across quite the surprise. He just stopped and stared. How could he not. He was staring at a living and breathing Jenny Calendar. "Xander." She said happily as she was walking towards him. "Hiiiiii." He managed after a second of shock. "R...

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Chapter 11

Settling under the shower when the water finally got warm Xander made quick work of washing away the loose hairs that had stuck to his skin. Once hair free he took a minute to examine and enjoy his new and improved body. Mainly the large cock that now hung between his legs. It wa...

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Chapter 6

Old Rule: The Slayer that feels more drawn to being the Slayer, a hero of legend, will find herself more attracted to and excited to be in the presence of the Layer. The Slayer will actively seek out and spend time with the Layer. Xander rolled his eyes as he lost his nerve. He...

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Chapter 4

Ok, enough funny business, Xander told himself. It was time to use this odd gift from the gods to solve some of the problems the Scoobies were facing. There was only one problem that immediately sprang to mind as the most important problem that the Rulebook would be good to solv...

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Chapter 5

"Okay. So.... so... Buffy needs to come home. But-" Xander spun his pencil thru his fingers as he tried to game out what he wanted to happen versus what would happen. "Buffy has to want to come home. So how to make Buffy want to come home?" He looked down at the rulebook and rol...

by Beast79

Chapter 4

The idea occured that he might be wrong about the ladies. They might not be a Milf, a Bimbo and a Nympho. So he should probably be sure. But how to differentiate them... Old Rule: Milfs are easily spotted because they are in the best shape of their lives, toned and taut bodies w...

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Chapter 3

Staring at the Rulebook Xander knew, intellectualy, that there were hundred of things he could do for the common good, for the good of all man kind and all that kind of high ideals stuff. Poverty and injustices and all that kind of stuff. Things that required a great deal of time...

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Chapter 5

Looking out the window of the coffee shop Xander enjoyed the new world he saw. A happier world. A more boob a licious world. Good god, were there a lot of big bouncy boobies out there. Tiny tits still existed but the sheer variety of big bouncy boobies had exploded, he was seeing...

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Chapter 6

When the hell did Willow go gay? Xander was furiously thinking about the past and could not for the life of him pin point the moment. And there had to be a moment. Willow was gay now so there had to be something that changed her mind. It couldn't be the imploding relationship wi...

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Chapter 5

Xander wondered what it was Cordelia would do to apologize to him. He had left it rather open ended, not one criteria written down. He'd left it completely up to Cordelia who hated apologies. Xander suddenly was worried. He wasn't going to get the apology he'd been hoping for. C...