Chapters tagged omnipotence

by Ultra Bra

Chapter 8

While the idea of fucking over Christie and the Director is cute and all, you can't lose sight of the _real_ goal: entertainment value. Goddess Sophie gave you these powers to fuck shit up, and that's precisely what you're going to do. The _both_ of you. You have to stop Sophie...

by Ultra Bra

Chapter 9

With an impeccably convincing 'Places, people!', you set the scene. All the actors and stagehands know their purpose and position, and take them dutifully. The entire set runs at your command like a finely-tuned piece of clockwork, appropriately enough for a Time Goddess. Then,...

by Ultra Bra

Chapter 8

Being Sophie, it's second nature for you to be _really extra_ about everything. As such, you intend to amuse Goddess Sophies by not _only_ successfully fucking over Christie, but _also_ expertly sabotaging your alternate self! In fact, you think you'll also additionally seduce an...

by Ultra Bra

Chapter 9

Sophie: "Ah, that won't do at all..." You snap your fingers, stopping time relative to Alt-Sophie. Due to your collective imperceptibility, the crew is still working all around you on the set, wholly ignorant of your shenanigans. Sophie: "...That's _wholly_ insufficient amounts...

by Ultra Bra

Chapter 9

The thought crosses your mind that you should interfere and let torrential torment pour onto her skin from your divinely deft fingers, but you have a hunch that pleasure like that might just collapse the universe or something stupid like that. Instead you elect to just watch from...

by Ultra Bra

Chapter 8

You jostle your wrist around for a bit, evaporating the black hole on your hand. Sophie: "You know, the world's pretty much rubbish when you think about it. Anxiety, depression and corporate monopolies are becoming commonplace, the rich and _only_ the rich are getting richer, ba...

by Ultra Bra

Chapter 9

Chatter #6515: "okay this is pretty stupid, but can you help me get to work faster? i'm f'n tired of waking up at 5AM every day." Sophie: "Oh, that's _easy!_ I'll just give you a car that can _fly_, and at supersonic speeds!" For a moment, you reconsider. This could seriously m...

by Ultra Bra

Chapter 8

Simply remembering how unbelievably fucking sexy you've become has made you horny. Now's your chance to fulfil all the dirty, needy fantasies you've ever had regarding the world. You could make the universe function on porn logic! You could turn everyone else into smexy catgirls...

by Ultra Bra

Chapter 9

Sophie: "Ah, why would I need to bother my cute little head with trivial details? I'll just let everyone have their most desired, depraved bodies!" A simply put statement, but a bit more difficult to implement. You don't want to go around peeking into everyone's fantasies and th...

by Ultra Bra

Chapter 9

Sophie: "Sounds like a plan." For effect, you decide to delete PornHub from existence before proceeding. Humanity won't _need_ any more artificial pornography. The change doesn't at first seem to do much. Your house is still standing, birds are singing outside, and the talk sho...

by Ultra Bra

Chapter 10

Sophie: "If everyone's like this... maybe work wouldn't be such a bad idea after all!" You immediately head out the front door. Your neighbours, who are supposed to be retirees, seem more spry and virile than ever before, as they fuck their way through their front lawn. No wrink...

by Ultra Bra

Chapter 9

Sophie: "Making life can't be all that difficult. I've already made trees." You decide to create a piglet using your magic. It springs to life from dust, happily, if confusedly, trodding around in the extremely low gravity. Apparently the conditions on your planetoid are suitabl...

by Ultra Bra

Chapter 11

Sophie: "You said it yourself: Something's causing this!" You jump to stand up on the table, and promenade down it like the most elegant of models on a catwalk. Sophie: "We're being driven to huddle underground in silence and darkness. We're all beautiful and sexy people, but w...

by Ultra Bra

Chapter 6

Why yes, some magic would be helpful in this situation. Sophie: "Where the fuck am I gonna get _magic_ out of? Do I just... do jazz hands and yell 'Make the magic happen'?" Out of spiteful irony, you in fact _do_ jazz hands while saying that exact phrase. And as it happens, the...