The All Guardswoman Party and the Commander from the 21st Century

Rambling Preamble from the author and a quick synopsis:

Before I begin I want to take a moment to thank all the people that are following me or favorited one of my stories. I appreciate the support and encouragement which is why I am sad to announce that I will be discontinuing all of my previous stories and putting them up for adoption by any user on this site interested in continuing them. I don't do this lightly, but feel that it has to be done so I can improve my abilities as a writer and storyteller by focusing on a single story rather than bouncing between several as my muse strikes me. If you are someone interested in taking over one of my stories please send me a private message with my username TylerPal27 and title it "Application to Adopt [Story Name Here]". Thanks again to everyone and hopefully I can continue to entertain you. With all that out of the way...

This glorifed piece of fanfiction is a reimagining of the tale of the All Guardsman Party. It's the story of a poor bastard...uhhhmm I mean young man of no real consequence to society that is a fan of Warhammer 40k and the (mis)adventures of a group of guardsman thst seem to always end up in a shitload of trouble for one reason or another. The young man in question soon finds himself yanked through the Warp for reasons beyond his control and thrown into a sexier, lewder, and sliiightly less violent (but not much) version of the Warhammer 40k universe with a lot more women in roles of importance (think God-Empress of Mankind and Adeptus Astartes being in that uncanny valley of curvaceous and sexy as hell aupermodels while also be as ripped as a dude competing in a Mr. Universe competition). This will serve as the central hub for experiencing the story and learning more about the characters and places involved with it. Thanks for indilging my need to inform you of what is happening.