Star Trek: TOS Season 4

You are Captain James T. Kirk of the USS Enterprise -- swashbuckler, ladies' man, explorer, scholar, beau ideal of the Federation. You're starting the last year of your current assignment as commander of the finest ship in the Federation. There have been a lot of changes over the past four years -- new faces like Dr. McCoy and Ensign Chekhov have joined the crew, and old ones have left. Some of the departures have been hopeful, like Nurse Chapel's transfer to medical school -- she'll make a fine physician in a few years. Others have been tragic, like the of your long-time friend Gary Lockwood. Even the uniforms have changed, and for the better. You don't miss the turtlenecks you wore when you first took command, and you're rather fond of the minidresses your female officers and crew now wear (though of course you'd never say so out loud).

All in all you're very proud of this ship and this crew, and hope for an exciting and productive last year before your next assignment. First though you'd like to arrange shore leave for the crew somewhere they can celebrate the fourth anniversary of the mission in style. You've heard good things about the planet Raisa...

"Captain," Lt. Uhura, your chief communications officer, shatters your reverie. "We have a distress signal coming in. Audio only."

"On speaker," you order.