Slut-vestments

'Slut-vestments, making your dreams come true, one loan at a time'

You stared at your company tagline outside the office building you rented, right smack in the central business district of the city. The name 'Slut-vestments' printed proudly outside the building. You almost couldn't believe the fact that you managed to pull it off, I mean a start-up that takes hot sexy women as sex collateral in exchange for loans, sounds completely unbelievable and totally sexist.

Yet, you managed to go through all regulations and checks & balances to get the company started and even secured a 50 million dollars in the initial public offering which let you hired experienced bankers from the actual industry to work under you. Of course seeing as how you still own 84% of the shares, as CEO and owner, you plan to grow your start-up to reach new heights and maybe secure a harem of your own when dumb asses default on their loan.

For now, you head to your shiny new office located at the highest floor of the building, hoping to serve the first customer of the day.