Sex Cologne

In a magical land full of wonder, imagination and really loose manufacturing laws, there was once a factory that produced the sweetest and highest quality of narcotics. From marijuana, cocaine and crystal meth, the hardworking factory workers were always busy producing high quality narcotics, similar to Santa's elves that work hard to produce toys. And like Santa's elves, the factory workers all worked for the big boss whom we shall call Santa Claus.

Santa Claus was quite satisfied with his life, he had all his elves busy and his toys shipped which made him a lot of money. However, there was one area in his life where Santa Claus was rather unhappy, his sex life. You see, Santa Claus was married to a Mrs Santa Claus whom he loved greatly, even going to the extent of showing that love multiple times a day. However, Mrs Santa Claus wasn't the loyal type and slept with a rival gang's boss in the south pole.

Upon discovering this, Santa Claus was infuriated, not only at the fact that his wife had cheated on him but at the fact that his love wasn't enough to satisfy her. Fueled with rage, Santa Claus had his workers and scientists work day and night in creating and producing a new , a cologne that could alter a women's biological chemistry. In short, once a women smelt the cologne, she would immdiately be attracted to the wearer.

It starts off as an infatuation rather than love, where the female would feel incredibly horny and lustful. However, after prolong exposure to the cologne, the female would be forever trapped in a constant state of 'love' and lust.

Santa Claus had already produced a small batch of these 'sex colognes' and was ready to produce it in mass quantities when the police suddenly swarmed his factory, destroying his machinery and arresting his elves. In a attempt to save himself, Santa Claus escaped the factory with the batch of Sex Colognes, fleeing to a nearby thrift store where he hid his masterful colognes in secret, waiting for a day where somebody would find them...