Of Vice and

A Shagahol Story

Chapter 1 by TamusBeard TamusBeard

Shagahol takes place on the plane of Mundain which is at least the eighth variation of the world thanks to the Novice gods. Those being:

Cirrosis: The Goblin God of Fermentation, Anal, Morbid Curiosity, and Sugar/Lunchtime - His followers tend to be into Magic, cocks, becoming Satyrs, being smart, and suspiciously cute. Though above all he is just a god hyped up on celestial sugar who can't wait to get his next hit which has been known to cause him to see movement when everyone is still thus resulting in the random earthquake from time to time. He looks looks like a 3 eyed goblin with enormous gut

Bastid: The Elven God of Mischief, Eyeballs, blowjobs, twerking and the jungle itself - His followers are the life of the party with extra long legs, freckles, sparkly hair, a dash of stupid courage, a little case of vampirism, and more Magic. This guy is just Norse mythology Loki with weirder kinks try to change my mind. Often sporting a smug appearance.

Sapphrodite: The Human Goddess of casual lesbianism, water, music, honey, watermelons, and sheer clothing. - Her followers are always eating pussy, while showing off their butts which may or may not have heart birthmarks, the occasional watermelon thigh crush, practice of life magic, and representing their outer bunny girl while bringing joy to camps. Rumor has it that the current world of Mundain's water supply is the result of her last squirting orgasm with T'hot. She sports a really long tongue

T'hot: The Giant Goddess of unnatural beauty, cream, luck, magic, and lotus flowers. - Followers of her are said to be blessed with dick sucking lips, pink or purple hair, have an aura of hotness, have tricks to get better performance out of their armor/clothing, expertise in life magic, and sharing blessings from other gods and knowing of thier teachings. T'hot is known to fool around with all the other gods which tends to keep them all from killing each other as well as keep them in check lest we get the blood ocean again. She is often depicted as a pregnant human woman with huge tiddies, said to be all- mother of pantheon.

Nippurl: The Dragonkin God of Combat, pecs, meat, beer, cock jewelry, rough gay sex, and the southern winds. - His followers tend to be of the manliest variety to the adorable twinks, their muscles are always on point, sweat to them is just a natural coating, they are masters of every weapon no matter the quality, and overall tend to be very healthy. He was said to invent the arenas scattered across the land with combat and gay sex in mind but due to a drunken blunder he figured that it would be good testing grounds for his creation of the centaur people. Often depicted as a dragonkin man with "wrestling" another man.

All the novice gods share the resposibility of Fertility but they are not the only gods to exist.

For you have the original god of Ninki who protects the flow of and rebirth letting the occasional undead happen just to give enjoyment to the other gods shenanigans as well as they wont bother her.

Then there is the primordial witch from the first world the Sump Witch. She has somehow survive all the new worlds being dropped upon hers and as a result has became one with the Sump which is the end of all things in existence. While all other gods are intersted in the longevity of the party life, she and her followers are there to end it for all eternity. depicted as a 10 horned, 4 armed elf woman with pink glowing eyes.

Her followers tend to recruit their friends/family to the unmaking silence. Kill any joy to be had in the party, are unashamed of their bodies believing that any worldly possessions are a sign of enjoying this world, are practioners of blood magic, tend to scare their enemies and grow horns which they tend to use in combat.

But Mundain is not boring with such wonderful races to fill the gods little toybox.

Gobbos- feral creatures who after inhaling certain mushroom spores gain sentience though remain just as crazy as their god. Funny fact though is they name themselves after the first thing they hear after gaining sentience which led to fun names like cumrag, idiot, achoo, or 'You can save 15% or more'

Dragonkin- said to descend from the dragons themselves they tend to take up more combat roles by dominating the weak and proving themselves the manliest. It is almost unheard of to see a submissive Dragonkin in all of Mundain though weird things do happen there.

Elves- Cannibalistic tribal meat eaters who see the other races as less friends more like conquests or emergency food. Though their carnivoristic appetite is only outmatched by their stunning beauty and grace.

Humans- part of the basic build a world tool kit that is in any gods disposal. They have a descent disposition with most of the races though its said that humans and giants share tight bonds as they help to create the many red haired half giants that roam the land with their signature fiery red hair

Orcs- the bigger of the two green folk, they maintain smaller groups or else we get the worlds worst biggest dick completions resulting in entire cities being wiped off the map like Oralia the city of wonder that no longer exists.

Dwarves- the original metal fans but not of music but of iron which they forged their entire life around in spite of the gods who tried to crush them in the worlds precious iteration. They also have a disdain for elves and orcs, Orcs is because in the last iteration they nearly wiped out most of civilisation, and elves well they just don't like em'.

Centaurs- the result of a drunken god taking the previous worlds humans and livestock and slapping them together with a heavy dose of magic. Since most of their creation is credited to nippurl they tend to be really into combat. Though ironically they praise false combat gods instead thus every once in a blue moon a minor war god is formed only to be killed by Nippurl in 1v1 combat.

Giants- the smugglers taxi service these tall folk may have weak stomach acid and friendly demeanor they helped to give birth to some of the bravest sets of adventurers to date with their signature blazing red hair. Though half giants can be any race

Satyrs- the result of mixing dwarves and centaurs they often become nomads due to not having an official home. Many of them were raised by adoptive parents who further influenced their culture. Though one thing is for sure they know how to party

That only leaves one question.....

What is your adventure?

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