Lilith

"Welcome to the afterlife"

The words were startling to say the least. As she opened her eyes, Lilith saw a man sitting across from her. He was rather plain looking, although he wore a peculiar black robe. She presumed that he was the source of the voice.

"W… what??" She stammered.

"THE AFTERLIFE?!"

"If you could sign here please"

The man pushed parchment across the desk and produced an elegant feather quill, handing it to Lilith.

"What is this?"

"It is your sentencing, my dear."

"Sentencing?! What am I supposed to have done? Also, wait, I'm dead?! Is this hell? What the fuck is going on?!"

"Ok I'll explain. You died in a car accident, moments ago. T-boned, no chance really. As for where you are, well, you're not at the pearly gates, that's for sure. Let me reassure you though, you wouldn't like it up there anyways. Bunch of snooty, self righteous, stuck up. . . Sorry, I could go on, but I have many more appointments today."

"Ok. Ok. What the fuck, this is crazy. I'm dreaming right? I'll just wake up soon? That's the only explanation."

Lilith pinched her arm.

"Ow! Ok, not dreaming. The last thing I remember. . ."Lilith tried hard to remember anything but her head was swimming. "Oh I was driving. I was driving and then. . ."

"Oh my god!" the shock on Lilith's face was apparent but the man in black showed little interest.

"It's true. So that's it, huh? Is it really too late to beg for forgiveness? I'm sentenced to eternal damnation in the fires of hell for all eternity aren't I what am I supposed to have done anyways?"

"Heh, hardly my dear. We liked your resume, so to speak. According to my records, you're a huge pervert. We took you on because we believe you have a lot of potential here. We would like to offer you a position in our lesser demons division. It's an entry level position to be sure, but it offers room for advancement."

"A job? You're offering me a job?"

"It's an opportunity! It comes with a number of benefits. Should you accept, you would start as an apprentice succubus. You would get small horns, wings, a tail, a penis, as well as-"

"Wait, I get a real cock?" Ok where do I sign"

"Ahh see, I knew you would come around. Sign here and the ritual will begin. If you look at section 34 C, you'll see a list of powers that-"

"Yeah yeah, whatever. I sign here for my cock right?" Lilith grabbed the quill and gestured towards the bottom of the page. "And there's no catch right?" Lilith scanned the page quickly but found the legal language of the contract inscrutable.

"You'll be giving up a lifetime of suffering and . Maybe that's your thing, I certainly wouldn't judge. But if you fulfill your duties and advance in the ranks, the powers of a higher level succubus are certainly appealing to someone of your . . . Proclivities."

"Alright, I'll sign."

"Very well, you've made a wise decision"