Lifechanger

In all your life you could only feel one way about yourself. You were a loser. Everything about you could be described as "below average" everything from your eyesight to the size of your penis. You were socially inept. You frequented the library, you would spend your time reading romances and erotica, wishing that you could have something like the characters in the stories. Despite everything you told yourself, despite all of your efforts, your attempts at improving any aspect of yourself would fail... Miserably.

Here you are now. On your way to some prestigious college. Lucky you. Your bunk mate is a girl. Any guy would love this situation, but you dreaded it. Today, your first day, being the one you dread most. How were you supposed to introduce yourself to a girl that you would be living with. As you think over so many miserable scenarios, something goes wrong.

Congratulations, you've just crashed your car.