Leo's Nude Awakening

Out of all the places in the world I could wake up after blacking out, it just had to be in the middle of some random-ass park. I wake up to darkness, the sun hadn’t risen yet, and my head throbs.

“Fuck,” I moan, clutching my head and rubbing my temples.

It seems like I’m on one of those jungle gyms. I look around and spot a slide, a small gate leading to a rope bridge, and two places to go down, one with a ladder and the other a miniature rock-climbing wall. The floor I’m laying on leaves grate marks against my back and I traces the grooves against my bare skin. My bare skin.

I look down at myself and find that I’m naked. Eight inches of morning wood standing straight up and leaking precum. My eyes dart around wildly, scanning the playground for any visitors or people, but I see nothing. I breathe a sigh of relief, but a quick glance of my metal enclosure reveals that I don’t have anything to cover myself up either. I don’t even see my phone.

“You idiot.” I mumble to myself.

My hand grabs a nearby wall and I hoist myself up, hunched over in the small enclosure. This isn’t exactly the first time I’ve ended up naked after a night out, but usually it was closer to someone’s dorm or in another person’s bed. Most of my friends know that when enough flowed through my veins, I’d end up ditching my clothes sooner or later.

I kept a fit body, working out for the necessity or just the chance to get sneak peaks of other hot people. At 5’ 10”, I’m not exactly tall, but not really that short either. My workouts gave me muscle definition, but having skinny genetics made in nearly impossible to bulk up. Instead, I focused on my shoulders, my abs, and my ass, a nice swimmer’s build, and I loved the way I looked, thin but toned. And with my blond hair and sharp blue eyes, I look pretty enticing to any horny passerby who wanted a quick fuck.

I look around and calculate my options, trying to figure out where I am, but I can’t tell from up here. The enclosed space felt suffocating, but I can’t just leave here without getting rid of this god-damn boner.